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The perfect boyfriend? (pinknames)

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daannnnieel
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I was curious, what are you girls into? This could really help some of us guys out some day.
Aug 1 2012 4:46AM
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Forcillo
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I see you're not Jewish.
Sep 5 2012 8:57PM
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Sno.
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Generous, funny, caring, loving, forgiving, motivated, hardworking, passionate about something, smart, likeable, humble, honest, and loyal.

Sep 5 2012 8:57PM
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Spiri7o
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I'm actually finding this thread pretty interesting and somewhat funny. keep going pink names
Sep 5 2012 9:04PM
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Sno.
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I know. So I married him. :)
Sep 5 2012 9:09PM
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Relish_man
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I think that, by DTF whenever, they mean: ''DTF at exactly the same moment in time and space as me, pretty much happening at the same frequency as the planets aligning''
Sep 5 2012 9:31PM
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daannnnieel
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I see you got a new name and icon. I think changing my name is in the cards soon.



ohwait, maybe not.
Sep 6 2012 12:58AM
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Aiden-P
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correct. i can see youre a quick one in the brain
Sep 6 2012 1:04AM
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daannnnieel
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*you're
Sep 6 2012 1:04AM
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sNaubi
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s'up ladies
Dec 11 2012 12:43PM
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802Valley
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dude who doesnt know how to cook
Dec 11 2012 1:53PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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Hahaha these are not baffling "requirements/requests."

The ladies here seem to want someone who can read real books and doesn't vegetate in front of a screen all day, is personally driven, intellectually curious, humble without being shy or cocky, takes care of their body through diet/cooking and exercise, is empathic, likes the outdoors, can listen, and can satisfy a woman by caring for her mind and body in both sexual and not ways.

It sounds like you need to be a decent, well put together human being. That should not be baffling or impossible. I'm 25 so maybe these lists seem self apparent. If you can confidently approach a woman and carry a conversation without relying on NSG-style banter you should succeed. Don't forget to smile, gents.
Dec 11 2012 2:32PM
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act.resist
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K I'll bite I guess,

Is funny/has a good sense of humor.

Likes to have fun and be weird with me.

Has goals and a drive to follow through with them.

not too unattractive, but I'm not extremely picky.

similar taste in music.

doesn't have a huge ego.

Is polite.

outgoing.

intelligent.

 
 
Dec 11 2012 2:49PM
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daannnnieel
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Bump i want a girlfriend
Apr 22 2013 3:02PM
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1337
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if you act anything like you do on NS in real life, good luck.
Apr 22 2013 3:10PM
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DILLINGER
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Sucks for you you ain't going to Hultsfred this year..
Apr 22 2013 3:10PM
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DILLINGER
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Oh wait nvrmind
Apr 22 2013 3:11PM
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1337
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BAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAH the most perfect two posts ever. 10/10
Apr 22 2013 3:12PM
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Jane6
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this will be my mantra

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Apr 22 2013 4:13PM
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snwbrdmilf
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/win
Apr 22 2013 4:14PM
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BertBoyd
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Apr 22 2013 4:15PM
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stalefish.
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you post the best gifs of anyone on this site.
Apr 22 2013 7:17PM
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daannnnieel
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I don't so I should be fine.
Apr 22 2013 10:01PM
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TheTristanator
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that's a cunty thing to say.
Apr 23 2013 3:10AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Sup
Apr 23 2013 3:21AM
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nakedfun
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,263
6 feet and over, green or blue eyes, bad ass skier, pretty face, not clingy, and 5+ years older than me.
Apr 23 2013 3:36AM
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BoogieWoman
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Different girls want different things when it comes guys but pretty much every girl wants a guy to make her feel good about herself. Tell her she looks nice and not just at a moment when you want to fuck her and just try and be a decent and honest guy.

Also, be a man sometimes and take charge in the bedroom. Girls love that shit!
Apr 23 2013 12:36PM
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Huck_Norris
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Its a damn good thing that list wasn't longer though hahaha
Apr 23 2013 12:50PM
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HungryHypocrite
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the period part x1000000
Apr 23 2013 1:05PM
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Huck_Norris
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Yeah I hate it when the dishes wash themselves too.


Periods are important to a clean, healthy vajay. Can't hang when the red tide comes in? Find a girl who likes her ass fucked or enjoys giving head... Or just chill the fuck out and it'll be gone soon.
Apr 23 2013 1:20PM
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Joebin
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I think everyone should note the title is "Perfect boyfriend", not "Realistic boyfriend"...
Apr 23 2013 1:42PM
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Huck_Norris
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That's assuming we could not be thinking about banging her whilst giving her a compliment though. If its a real compliment, of course you're thinking about fuckin her at that moment haha
Apr 23 2013 1:47PM
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Huck_Norris
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Yes, I got it.

I just wonder sometimes why girls get pissy when they think you're trying to get into their pants. To me, that's a compliment and it means they're sexy af.
Apr 23 2013 3:24PM
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Jane6
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a guy with the username pancake_fucker must be a catch!
Apr 23 2013 3:26PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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I enjoy long walks on the beach, and sex.
Apr 23 2013 7:37PM
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Jane6
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where do I sign up?!?

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Apr 23 2013 7:50PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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I've written you a poem.

Rises are red,
Violets are blue,
GET IN THE VAN!
Apr 23 2013 7:55PM
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Jane6
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Reises
Apr 23 2013 8:10PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Damn iPhone. Anyways. Buttsecks?
Apr 23 2013 8:11PM
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elinde
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pretty much all of these except the family part but that is probably due to the fact that i am most likely 10 years younger than you. but hey, some girls are into that
Apr 23 2013 8:26PM
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Jane6
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uuääh my aunt tricked me into eating one of those when I was like 7. I threw up on her carpet and havent tasted that shit since.

Same aunt that let me taste Beefeater gin when I was about the same age... shittiest god mother ever now when I think about it.
Apr 23 2013 8:28PM
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Jane6
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I like my chocolate like I like my men. Not dark.





















































loljk

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Apr 23 2013 8:39PM
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--ski--
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I just came home from work and made my girlfriend soup because she's sick .... I am the perfect boyfriend!
Apr 23 2013 9:11PM
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FBGM
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Hahahahahaha perfect
Apr 23 2013 11:28PM
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turducken
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Don't get too picky now.
Apr 24 2013 12:47AM
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familyjules
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Long hair.
Hates Rasta anything.
Goal oriented.
Doesn't play video games.
Willing to cook with me.
Nice smile.
Climbs rocks and/or skis.
Can change his own oil.
Likes to travel.
Nice family.
Doesn't. play. video. games.
Apr 24 2013 1:28AM
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Trace.
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What's your aversion to guys who play video games?
Apr 24 2013 1:37AM
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DILLINGER
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I have eaten those 3 times in my life. I lost a tooth every time.

(Worth saying that this was when I was like 10 and losing my teeth anyways).
Apr 24 2013 1:37AM
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Parrish
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Apr 24 2013 1:41AM
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familyjules
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My experience, generally (did not say all) immature and too much time is wasted on them. Just not a fan.
Apr 24 2013 1:54AM
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Parrish
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as someone who games, it really depends on what game they play, and who the person is. Not saying that im mature by any means but generalizing all people who game to people like myself is fucking stupid.
Apr 24 2013 1:59AM
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