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The perfect boyfriend? (pinknames)

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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I was curious, what are you girls into? This could really help some of us guys out some day.
Aug 1 2012 4:46AM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
See now I can't tell if you're mocking me or trying to seduce me.










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Aug 1 2012 3:08PM
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tightbhole
Posts: 42 - Karma: 12
haha shit i wear nikes i guess that would never work
Aug 1 2012 3:14PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
I think he was being sarcastic. 2 weeks is not very long..
Aug 1 2012 3:25PM
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pomme-de-terre
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rachy will you please marry me?
Aug 1 2012 3:25PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
wait a minute i just forgot marriage proposals on the internet are fucking creepy. fuck. oh my god i cant delete it help.
Aug 1 2012 3:27PM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,083
I don't really have a long list of things that would make the cut, because he could be missing one of those and still be amazing.

But if you're easy going, fun to be with, make me smile/laugh, outdoorsy, and most importantly, we have good chemistry, then all is well. .... Being a skier/snowboarder helps a lot too :)
Aug 1 2012 3:28PM
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Dr.Dickless
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does occasional hookah count?
Aug 1 2012 3:30PM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,083
Says she doesn't have a long list..... makes a kind of long list. my b.
Aug 1 2012 3:30PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
LOOOOOL

2 and a half years strong buddy. nice try tho. i'm somewhat confident that i know "how things really work" considering we make things work over a distance of 250 miles for 3/4ths of the year.
Aug 1 2012 3:30PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I can....but I won't.....muahahha
Aug 1 2012 3:31PM
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gengar.
Posts: 1042 - Karma: 1,641
i guess i could let it slide....
Aug 1 2012 3:34PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466

the general consensus with girls i know is this


when hooking up, most girls i know are willing to go so far as a blowjob, as long as they are returning the favor.

when in a relationship, it usually takes them about a month until they're comfortable with that, even if you go crazy on them.


maybe girls i know are just weird but i think thats kinda off haha. i'm pretty sure they just want a solid amount of time in the relationship before getting down and dirty so that the relationship doesn't become all about sex, which sort of makes sense.
Aug 1 2012 3:37PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Take a look at the other lists. That one was by far the shortest.
Aug 1 2012 3:39PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
Too late now man its out there! Now stand behind it and maybe someday you'll be standing behind her.
Aug 1 2012 3:44PM
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Ciara
Posts: 305 - Karma: 50
Is NS now a dating site?
Aug 1 2012 4:45PM
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DaffyDaDak
Posts: 864 - Karma: 433
Me

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Aug 1 2012 4:46PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
Always has been, always will be.
Aug 1 2012 4:52PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
a/s/l?
Aug 1 2012 4:53PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
you must be new. It's alright though, we all were once.
Aug 1 2012 4:54PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
You suck at newschoolers
Aug 1 2012 4:54PM
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colleenator
Posts: 885 - Karma: 60
hopefully this isn't too long.
- messed up sense of humour like me
- taller than me (5'7)
- nice hands
- has a passion for skiing as much as i do
- trustworthy
- keeps his word
- good at spelling
- athletic bod w/ a sexy back & perky butt
- likes big dogs
- adventurous/spontaneous
and of course the sweet, thoughtful-like qualities as well. that right there would be my mr. perfect.

Aug 1 2012 5:00PM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
Says the kid who joined 3 months ago.

Ps, she's been a member for longer. Get your facts straight or you'll seem like more of a noob than you already are
Aug 1 2012 5:04PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
The reason why I joined this site was to make myself look like an idiot. I have had to say this way too many times.
Aug 1 2012 5:06PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
NS is the skiing version of Craigslist
Aug 1 2012 5:08PM
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95959
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 377
;)
Aug 1 2012 5:44PM
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Parrish
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heroo
Aug 1 2012 5:56PM
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Tree60
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 4,961
oh my god you perfectly descibed me.
Aug 1 2012 6:01PM
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Tree60
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welp. never mind.
Aug 1 2012 6:01PM
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Jane6
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I lost
Aug 1 2012 6:03PM
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Toasty.
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10
Aug 1 2012 6:10PM
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Miomo
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Pick ONE.
Aug 1 2012 6:17PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I don't think that's on todays agenda. Tomorrow I might be able to squeeze a quick fap in though, if i'm lucky.
Aug 1 2012 6:18PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
vids?
Aug 1 2012 6:21PM
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colleenator
Posts: 885 - Karma: 60
hahaah well thats too bad.
Aug 1 2012 6:25PM
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TheGreen
Posts: 504 - Karma: 41
All girls should think like skier girls. Or maybe not, because then skier girls wouldn't be as awesome.
Aug 1 2012 6:28PM
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colleenator
Posts: 885 - Karma: 60
probably body.. i fucking love sexy backs. mmmmmmm
but really, i could always make him into a good speller.
Aug 1 2012 6:37PM
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POW-WOW
Posts: 1464 - Karma: 46
This is pretty much me.
Aug 1 2012 6:38PM
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Straightthuggin
Posts: 548 - Karma: 26
oh hay there;)
Aug 1 2012 6:42PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
PICS OF YOUR HAND NOW!
Aug 1 2012 6:46PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 440
i fucking love brand new I've been to like 5 concerts. we should hook up
Aug 1 2012 7:00PM
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Spinoza
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BAN!
Aug 1 2012 7:01PM
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TheGreen
Posts: 504 - Karma: 41
You won't have to I've got both ;) Oh and I also speak french.

/claim
Aug 1 2012 7:03PM
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Dragonite.
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Lost
Aug 1 2012 7:15PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,222
Hmm. While I agree with most pinkname lists... I don't care that much about looks. BUT you have to look fucking G when you ride park!

Basically just a few cliches:
-funny
-lots of friends
-skis/snowboards/skates
-and someone where there's no awkward silences, but i don't think that's a trait. That's just something awesome that happens when you know you've met someone...well, awesome.
Aug 1 2012 7:48PM
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mowdapow
Posts: 223 - Karma: 48
why hello there, I appear to be your perfect man. sex?
Aug 1 2012 7:54PM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Hahaha no.

I already have a guy that fits this perfectly.

He is a fireman/ski patroller and looks like a cross between Ryan Gosling and Alex Skargard. Not letting that go any time soon.

Maybe I should have included that in my original post.
Aug 1 2012 9:35PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
i didn't know i was your guy?
Aug 1 2012 9:36PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
hmu hmu hmu hmu hmu
Aug 1 2012 9:41PM
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TOMMYTANK
Posts: 231 - Karma: 26
DESPERATE?
Aug 1 2012 9:56PM
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.ZT.
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Aug 1 2012 9:56PM
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