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Must wear boots.
Must love and respect his parents.
Must say yes ma'am and yes sir.
Must have a good job.
Must love me unconditionally.
Must be over 6'0.
Must not be from my hometown - south is preferred.
Must love the outdoors - hunting, fishing, camping, etc.
Must be a firm 2A supporter.
Must ride horses and enjoy farm work.
Must be able to tolerate my obsession with pop culture references.
Must be affectionate and loving - not necessarily PDA.
Must drive a lifted truck.
-does drugs, I love getting wavy and talking about the universe
-somewhere between 5'8 and 6'0, I don't like them too tall because I'm short
-goes to concerts and KNOWS HOW TO DANCE and I'm not talking about grinding
-has a love for board sports
-I'm down with any type of hair as long as it's gorgeous and not buzzed
-TATTOOS
-doesn't judge me whenever I dye my hair funny colors
I've always liked long hair and blondes. Loving the outdoors and music is a must. I'm 5'2 so as long as they are like above 5'7 that's great. They have to like to dance and go camping and to festivals with me! and must respect my boundaries (I kinda hate PDA). Sex has to b great and own at least 1 tie dye lol
-not too skinny not too fat like 125 for 5"6 no more no less
-honest tells me EVERYTHING
-doesn't talk too much
-trustworthy
-doesn't tell me everything she's doing
-can handle being away for a weekend
-always wants to see me no matter
-can get drunk and has fun
-not a drinker
-can keep up smoking dat oil
-no drugs
-tight vagina but not too tight
-loose vagina but not too loose
-always DTF and initiates
-doesnt objectify me
-strong minded
-not single minded
-attitude
-nice
-smile
-doesnt always feel like has to be happy
-should be generally happy
-is lady like
-fart jokes
-not too skinny not too fat like 125 for 5"6 no more no less
-honest tells me EVERYTHING
-doesn't talk too much
-trustworthy
-doesn't tell me everything she's doing
-can handle being away for a weekend
-always wants to see me no matter
-can get drunk and has fun
-not a drinker
-can keep up smoking dat oil
-no drugs
-tight vagina but not too tight
-loose vagina but not too loose
-always DTF and initiates
-doesnt objectify me
-strong minded
-not single minded
-attitude
-nice
-smile
-doesnt always feel like has to be happy
-should be generally happy
-is lady like
-fart jokes
I have actually gotten far dreamier (and better looking) in the last 2 years. Last night a girl (who apparently was only 17 her older sister or some lezzie friend came up and told me) started crying in the venue because I hit on someone else after buying her a beer at a concert. That is what I do to women.
MCsugarcatI have actually gotten far dreamier (and better looking) in the last 2 years. Last night a girl (who apparently was only 17 her older sister or some lezzie friend came up and told me) started crying in the venue because I hit on someone else after buying her a beer at a concert. That is what I do to women.
connecticunt-does drugs, I love getting wavy and talking about the universe
-somewhere between 5'8 and 6'0, I don't like them too tall because I'm short
-goes to concerts and KNOWS HOW TO DANCE and I'm not talking about grinding
-has a love for board sports
-I'm down with any type of hair as long as it's gorgeous and not buzzed
-TATTOOS
-doesn't judge me whenever I dye my hair funny colors
I know it is cool. I wish I texted her the picture of her, me and the lead singer so I had her number the girl I went home with instead made me sleep on her couch there's nothing to brag about exchanging time waster texts with a 17 year old would probably be better.
I also hit on sexy women in their 50s and am really good at it. Its tight that I look way younger than I do but will be 30 in a few months and can pull off both.
Must wear boots.
Must love and respect his parents.
Must say yes ma'am and yes sir.
Must have a good job.
Must love me unconditionally.
Must be over 6'0.
Must not be from my hometown - south is preferred.
Must love the outdoors - hunting, fishing, camping, etc.
Must be a firm 2A supporter.
Must ride horses and enjoy farm work.
Must be able to tolerate my obsession with pop culture references.
Must be affectionate and loving - not necessarily PDA.
Must drive a lifted truck.
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Welp, forever alone.
Well shitfire, no less than a week later and I met a guy who is exactly as described above, minus the truck - he has a lifted jeep.
MCsugarcatI have actually gotten far dreamier (and better looking) in the last 2 years. Last night a girl (who apparently was only 17 her older sister or some lezzie friend came up and told me) started crying in the venue because I hit on someone else after buying her a beer at a concert. That is what I do to women.
.SHAGGY.Girls on Facebook: picture with fat and skinny girls says "fuck society they're all beautiful why can't guys realize this." Girls in real life: ew gross hes skinny i would never date him!
To fucking true girls always say tits or dick size doesn't matter and everyone skinny or fat is beautiful and then turn around and wont date a guy that doesn't have a fucking 12 pack or is under fucking 8 inches its annoying like standards high or low girls need to choose.
Must wear boots.
Must love and respect his parents.
Must say yes ma'am and yes sir.
Must have a good job.
Must love me unconditionally.
Must be over 6'0.
Must not be from my hometown - south is preferred.
Must love the outdoors - hunting, fishing, camping, etc.
Must be a firm 2A supporter.
Must ride horses and enjoy farm work.
Must be able to tolerate my obsession with pop culture references.
Must be affectionate and loving - not necessarily PDA.
Must drive a lifted truck.
Ski or snowboard, but preferably ski
Brown hair
Dark brown eyes or bright blue eyes
Outdoors kinda guy
Is a boob guy
Drives a jeep
Likes to travel
Likes to cuddle
I'm 5'3 so like anyone taller than 5'6 is good, although like 6 foot+ is pretty damn hot
Not really into huge dudes who may or may not be on steroids
Wears tall t's
Is on newschoolers
Accents are hot
Bite my neck and let me suck your dick
Buy me drinks(3 beer queer no worries)
Pee in my butt
Pick like 4 of these and you're pretty great to me.
cddlswthsqrrlsSki or snowboard, but preferably ski
Brown hair
Dark brown eyes or bright blue eyes
Outdoors kinda guy
Is a boob guy
Drives a jeep
Likes to travel
Likes to cuddle
I'm 5'3 so like anyone taller than 5'6 is good, although like 6 foot+ is pretty damn hot
Not really into huge dudes who may or may not be on steroids
Wears tall t's
Is on newschoolers
Accents are hot
Bite my neck and let me suck your dick
Buy me drinks(3 beer queer no worries)
Pee in my butt
Pick like 4 of these and you're pretty great to me.
What happens if an individual exceeded four of those? Just for curiosities sake.
cddlswthsqrrlsSki or snowboard, but preferably ski
Brown hair
Dark brown eyes or bright blue eyes
Outdoors kinda guy
Is a boob guy
Drives a jeep
Likes to travel
Likes to cuddle
I'm 5'3 so like anyone taller than 5'6 is good, although like 6 foot+ is pretty damn hot
Not really into huge dudes who may or may not be on steroids
Wears tall t's
Is on newschoolers
Accents are hot
Bite my neck and let me suck your dick
Buy me drinks(3 beer queer no worries)
Pee in my butt
Pick like 4 of these and you're pretty great to me.
The fact that I have to "let you suck my dick" makes me think something like this is going down:
