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The perfect boyfriend? (pinknames)

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daannnnieel
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I was curious, what are you girls into? This could really help some of us guys out some day.
Aug 1 2012 4:46AM
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Rosbif
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That was not the response I was expecting at all. Well played. And I do prefer my ladies to be less well endowed in the trouser area.
Apr 29 2013 6:51PM
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act.resist
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gotcha!
Apr 29 2013 8:00PM
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last_tango
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that can be pretty hard depending on what you got for a family. My girlfriends mom is a useless alcoholic crack whore and her father is a psychopath with guns. We check in on her mom to make sure she didn't od that week.
Apr 30 2013 9:20PM
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TRASHY.
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Tall, not completely stupid, skis, likes the outdoors, enjoys sex, has morals, and again is not stupid. Good looks are sweet too if that can be thrown in there, money too
Sep 12 2013 12:57AM
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daannnnieel
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You bumped my thread with a description of me <3


thannnnnk you
Sep 12 2013 1:08AM
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Wallisch_pl
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Can't be a douchebag? Is semi realistic, but that goes for women, as they cannot be a bitch. I never understood "loves food" why do people say this, yes I like the taste of very unhealthy food, I love food and pizza
Sep 12 2013 1:18AM
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daannnnieel
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pretty sure this means more than unhealthy food, food that actually has some class.



OR i'm completely wrong, could go either way.
Sep 12 2013 1:21AM
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Wallisch_pl
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I always just hear about how white women love food and Starbucks and the interwebs? It annoys me, and I mean, who doesn't 'love' one of the things that keeps you alive and 'tastes' good, I don't understand it, you don't need to point it out that you like to eat food, everyone does
Sep 12 2013 1:27AM
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Wallisch_pl
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Double post, but lol rustled jimmies: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20101223073313AAI6Zja
Sep 12 2013 1:29AM
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HungryHypocrite
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at 5'10 you're not really giving a challenge here.
Sep 12 2013 1:41AM
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Sno.
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Does he agree?

I dicked a boy around like this for about 5 years before I came to my senses and agreed to date him. Another five years after that I married him, and I will always regret dicking him around like that, because...although I thought I didn't know what I wanted and thought that I needed freedom, I was only thinking about myself. He wanted me and I thank the lord everyday that he was willing to put up with my foolish nonsense.

Sep 12 2013 2:31AM
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daannnnieel
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I wouldn't put up with that. By the sounds of it you got lucky.
Sep 12 2013 3:09AM
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[STEEZE]
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tall, lanky, pasty as fuck, is a virgin, and paid that guy ^ to bump your thread. thats an accurate description of you
Sep 12 2013 3:21AM
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Wallisch_pl
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Oh fuck this, banned
Sep 12 2013 3:26AM
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daannnnieel
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Hooooly fuck I laughed so hard.
Sep 12 2013 10:06AM
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Sdot.
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6'2" to 6'5" (I'm 5'10" and wear heels regularly)
Age 30-35
Extremely active
Muscular and lifts regularly (big legs and glutes is a huge bonus... lifting with me at the gym is even more-so)
Eats healthy... like extremely healthy... basically the way I do
Nice teeth and kind eyes
Obviously great in the sack
Loves fishing
Loves hunting
Spends every summer/fall weekend hunting/fishing or something outdoors
Knows when to be silly and when to be professional
Well-spoken and intelligent
Hard working and has a stable job
Loves kids and is close with his family
Open-minded... No racist, judgmental bullshit
Honest
Outgoing and great with meeting people
Not intimidated by a woman who's strong in body and mind
Confident but not arrogant
Not the jealous type
Likes traveling
Likes off-roading and wrenching on trucks
No drug or alcohol issues (and definitely not into partying)
Loves Alaska
Good hygiene
Likes to keep a clean house
Isn't afraid to communicate when something is bothering him
And most of all: respectful

For the most part, this is my man in a nutshell. :)
Sep 12 2013 3:29PM
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Huck_Norris
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TahoeRondo was like "Yep! Aw shit nevermind..."
Sep 12 2013 3:34PM
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Anathema
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guy wants a girl who isn't fat and has some sort of have decent non-bitchy personality.

girls wants a guy who has perfect everything and a good career. even the shit that isn't in his control, like his height, has to be perfect.


and girls think they have it rough..
Sep 12 2013 3:35PM
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Rosbif
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So not too specific then...
Sep 12 2013 3:36PM
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Huck_Norris
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SDot likes big butts and she cannot lie.

Sep 12 2013 3:36PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Just so you all know, I totally won this game.
Sep 12 2013 3:36PM
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goodnoooo
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hmmm..the key to my heart... wellll...

-adventurous, spontaneous personality
-relate-able
-i love skiers :)
-likes junk food but in shape
-must like dogs
-interesting taste in music...

....i'm not picky.


Sep 12 2013 3:44PM
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snwbrdmilf
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lol
Sep 12 2013 3:49PM
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goodnoooo
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two words...LONG HAIR...


mmmmm
Sep 12 2013 3:56PM
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Benson.
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Oh lord, that's rich. No one who is 6'+ and has a pretty face wants to date someone 5 years younger than them.
Sep 12 2013 3:59PM
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Rosbif
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Really? Why not?
Sep 12 2013 4:04PM
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Benson.
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Because if you're a good looking guy and are over 6' then you can do better than someone five years younger than you. Even if she's hot, with those physical characteristics you can probably date someone equally as hot that's the same age as you, provided your personality isn't shit.
Sep 12 2013 4:19PM
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Huck_Norris
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Meh, age ain't shit.

The older you get the less you'll care about how old someone is and the more you'll care about who they are and how they treat you. The rest are just superficial measurements that don't mean a damn thing when it comes right down to it.

Sep 12 2013 4:21PM
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Rosbif
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This, plus as you get older, girls your age start to look not as hot as younger girls.
Sep 12 2013 4:27PM
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Benson.
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You're absolutely correct. It's just an age thing for me, because 5 years would mean me dating a 13 year-old. DO NOT WANT, for several reasons. I guess when I said no guy with those traits would want that, I meant people in my age bracket. Should've specified.

A 28 year-old dating a 23 year-old however, isn't really a big deal because you've both been through a pretty decent chunk of your life and are (hopefully) mature, grown-up adults. It definitely becomes less important the older you get, just like you said.
Sep 12 2013 4:32PM
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Rosbif
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Haha, yes, there are definitely a few more (legal and moral) issues with a five year age gap at your age than mine (29).

Half your age plus 7 is a solid rule.
Sep 12 2013 4:35PM
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Huck_Norris
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When I was a kid (13 or so?) my Poppa Frank (grandfather) was 75 and had a gf who was 37. I thought it was weird, so I asked him one day- "Poppa Frank, why do you have such a young girlfriend?"

He motioned for me to come in close and leaned in to whisper to me...

"Because you're only as old as the girl you're fucking"

I shit you not haha... He was such a boss.
Sep 12 2013 4:43PM
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Benson.
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Exactly, haha

Besides the obvious legal and moral issues there's:

>immaturity
>unintelligence
>her stupid, 13 year-old bitchy girl friends
>coming off as weird and desperate as fuck
>loss of respect from friends, peers, parents, authority figures, myself, etc.
>her parents, particularly her father, won't be too thrilled about it either
>myriad of other reasons
Sep 12 2013 5:00PM
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Sdot.
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You got that right!
Sep 12 2013 5:53PM
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daannnnieel
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I wish all the 18 year olds in my town followed this. And the five year thing.


My city's kinda fucked.
Sep 12 2013 7:40PM
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DeRizzo
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Wait, that's the guy!

Oh shit wait he's not currently wearing Vans...You can't date him!
Sep 12 2013 8:04PM
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Wallisch_pl
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i once banged a 12 year old when i was 19
Sep 13 2013 11:55AM
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Huck_Norris
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And the best part is, it's not cheating because it's YOUR dog!
Sep 13 2013 12:14PM
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Dan.
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ba dum kkshhhhhhhh.
Sep 13 2013 12:36PM
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Wallisch_pl
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I once banged a 12 year old female homosapien when I was 19 years of age*
Sep 13 2013 3:36PM
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Byron_tha_gr8
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Here's my list, its not too long since i'm not a demanding bitch

Must be between 5'9" and 6'3"
Must like my favorite indie band that im not going to name
Must be between 170-183 lbs.
Must drive a Dodge Ram. No Fords
Must ski a ski with a waist of at least 95, and no bigger than 115
Must have dated at least 5 girls but no more than 9
Must have a 7 inch penis. This is non negotiable.
Must not spend more than 2 hours a day on NS
Must not have over 300 female fb friends
Must understand my inner female thoughts and logic, while also being a he-man who lives a mans life
Must be tender and caring all the time
Must be rough in bed
Must know when to be sweet in bed
Must not be into creepy fetishes
Must be into my one kinky fetish
Must live in a city over 200,000
Must be a country boy
Must have at least 3 dogs
Must have siblings
Must be a family man
Must be willing to put me over anything
Must not be whipped
Must have an exotic ancestry
Must be white
Must spend money on me
Must be financially stable
Must be willing to chase whatever dreams he has
Must be willing to support all of my dreams
Must listen to Bob Marley
Must not smoke weed.
Must be DTF whenever
Must not want sex too much

If you fit all of this, you can apply for my hand, but its a 3 month probationary period.
Sep 13 2013 3:55PM
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wombfreshgaper
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the harder tricks you do the more attractive you become.
Sep 13 2013 4:57PM
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wombfreshgaper
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skierman
Sep 13 2013 4:59PM
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GayWolf420
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lol fuckin sleazeball
Sep 13 2013 5:01PM
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CosmicBrownie
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On point.
Sep 13 2013 6:51PM
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casual_lyon
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^ seconded
Sep 14 2013 12:22AM
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Wallisch_pl
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It was a joke dude
Sep 14 2013 12:24AM
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J_MAC
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It all "kind of" made sense up until about here...
Sep 14 2013 2:42AM
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mgenova
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I don't rememberer posting in this thread because i'm extremely intoxicated. But apparently I did because it's in my threads. SO I'M ADDING TO MINE.

: Must drink more than me!

absolute must.

i might be a functioning alcoholic.

Sep 14 2013 3:17AM
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Moosen
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I fit most all of this but I need to find a hook up for extenze real quick.

Also tell us the kinky thing. or gtfo
Sep 14 2013 4:23AM
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