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Bullshsh1t ticket thread

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ROYALwithSTEEZE
Posts: 141 - Karma: 17
Whats the most absolute bull shit ticket you have gotten NS?
I got a fucking ticket this morning for not having a front license plate on my r32. The true bullshit of the matter is that my front license plate was displayed in the windshield. My boss though, has gotten a ticket for j-walking before.
Jul 31 2012 6:29PM
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Chundr
Posts: 64 - Karma: 17
I got a parking ticket for parking beside a fire hydrant that was hidden behind a sign not in anyway visible
Jul 31 2012 6:37PM
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janetSkis
Posts: 112 - Karma: 14
I got fucked with the law this past year. 
2 underage drinking tickets
1 unregistered car ticket
2 speeding tickets
1 fake ID ticket, which will hopefully be dropped because of numerous broken laws on the officers side(including illegal search and seizure)

inb4 learn from your mistakes, because trust me, I have
Jul 31 2012 6:41PM
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Yeezy
Posts: 1652 - Karma: 206
Not me personally but i was there. In June there was 40+ underage teens at a party and we got numerous noise complaints and when the cops came there was drugs and alcohol everywhere so we shut off everything and all hid downstairs. When the cops left we though we were clear, then like 15 or 20 people got 300$+ tickets for shit like being more than a foot from the curb and 5 feet from driveways. I walked so i didnt really care but they were definitely flexing their power loins.
Jul 31 2012 7:49PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
haha get this

At my old house the roommates and I, 6 in total, were drinkin beers and listening to music with 3 of the neighbor girls on a friday night. Got drunk yada yada, music got a little louder. 4 of us went to bed and 2 drunk guys came over to smoke. They puff yada yada.

At about 3 am, *knock* *knock* on the back door, and at this time there is no music because the speakers broke mid way through the night. Keep in mind one girl, the 2 guys that came over and 2 roommates are still puffin. So someone knocks on the back door my roommate opens the door and sees the cop.

Cop: "Do you live here?"
Roommate: "Uhhhhhh" and shuts the door on him. (he didnt want to let him in cause we were obviously drinking and there was a lot of herb in the house.)

During this time one of the drunk idiots that came over to smoke panic ed and ran out the goddamn front door. Cops catch him and asked him if he was drinking at our place, he said "yes" and they asked him a few more questions and let him go with an underage consumption.


Cops leave 20 mins later after not getting in the house.


Following evening at 8pm: *knock* knock* on the front door. We answer. Its a fucking detective coming in to hand out social host tickets like parade candy. This guy wasnt even at our house the night before! We all get one, and talk to him a bit about the situation and turns out they got all of our names off the mail box the night before. Luckily we werent tokin at the time haha

Court dates come around we all plead not guilty at the first hearing. Prosecutor then decided to drop them all to noise complaints if we plead guilty which we all did. So each of us paid about 200 bucks.

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Jul 31 2012 8:22PM
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annex_
Posts: 1659 - Karma: 1,498
I don't think most of the first ones can be considered bullshit tickets.
that's my .02
but i got a 60$ parking ticket in a 2 hour parking area and i was literally 2 minutes over the time limit i tried to argue it but on the back of the ticket it says there is no grace time.
Jul 31 2012 8:29PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
I got 2 seatbelt tickets and my license is suspended for 6 months. One of which I was a passenger, but since I am 17 and have an "intermediate license " my license gets suspended for 2 traffic violations.
Jul 31 2012 8:33PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
You have to suck at life to get 2 seatbelt tickets.
Jul 31 2012 8:37PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
I was the absolute middle of nowhere on my bike going to school.

I drove up to a junction, I could see for miles in any direction and apart from some cows chewing on some grass and a big bush there was nothing there. But because my country is obsessed with making things complicated there are traffic lights.

My light was red, I stop and wait patiently.

One minute passed, I moved my bike around and just thought that the sensor was not picking me up.

Another minute passed, I've not seen any other traffic yet.

When the third minute passed I got angry and my mind went in rebel mode.
After careful consideration I jumped the lights, and cleared them in a very undramatic way that was completely awesome in my head.

I was happy I was on my way again.
Then out of nowhere, well not really they jumped from behind the bush two police man order me to stop, and I got fined.


To this day i think they just controlled the lights.
Jul 31 2012 8:48PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Wasn't expecting a state patrol to pull us over in the middle of town for the sole reason of giving the passenger a seatbelt ticket.
Jul 31 2012 8:48PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
Have gotten pulled over 7 times this year and not one ticket. GOML.

But seriously, Im fucking lucky. I guess just be polite and respectful and only get verbal warnings and you're set...
Jul 31 2012 8:56PM
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jblaski
Posts: 5566 - Karma: 1,078
One time a state trooper pulled me over and told me I had a headlight out. And then got in his car and left.
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Jul 31 2012 9:00PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
"I'm honestly sorry officer. You can have some free marijuana of mine for being so courteous to me and letting me off with a warning"
Jul 31 2012 9:02PM
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1337
Posts: 31060 - Karma: 29,346
This is the most bullshit so far! bahah i'd be so mad
Jul 31 2012 9:04PM
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iRapeKittens
Posts: 416 - Karma: 46
Why the hell is there a 1 in your thread title?
Jul 31 2012 9:04PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
exactly.
Jul 31 2012 9:06PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
It definitely sounds like it.

But i thought if you stop at a light and on a motorcycle while no one is around you can run the red after safely checking the intersection. Maybe that is only MN or im just wrong.
Jul 31 2012 9:12PM
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radish
Posts: 405 - Karma: 351
Driving on a highway in Colorado, see "SPEED CHECKED BY AIRCRAFT". Think nothing of it, come around a corner and there are 5 hi-pos on the side of the road. They pull me and several other cars around me over. I get a ticket for 10 over and the officer said it was "on behalf of the aircraft and pilot".

I was pretty sure I was only going a few mph over and hassled the cop about the accuracy of the "speed checked by aircraft". Got a $185 ticket anyhow. I have also been pulled over and ticketed for 3 mph over the speed limit in a small town in Wyoming. Needless to say, I never speed anymore.
Jul 31 2012 10:05PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Doin 85 in a 80 on the freeway, right when the 75mph sign comes up the cop flicks his lights on before i even had time to slow down to 75. Complete asshole cop didn't have any sympathy.
Jul 31 2012 10:08PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 7,514
that sounds like a city rule, cause i live in minneapolis and you cant do that.
Jul 31 2012 10:08PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
$100 ticket last week for parking in front of a hydrant. But it was bullshit because there was a spot there. On Spadina just north of Queen where the road dips in for Parkin spots. Fucking pissed me off
Jul 31 2012 11:06PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Cops do this. I was driving around my college campus as a freshmen taking some people home who had been drinking, me and my roomate were following each other so we could leave the girls with their car and I ride back with him.

Came up to a stop light at a parking garage, and in the middle of the lights is a sign that either lights up green and says "Open" or lights up red and says "Closed. Well as I drove by I looked up, saw green, and rolled on through. Cop zips out pulls us both over and asks why we ran the light.. I have no fucking idea which light hes talking about.. He tells me and I go back in my head, recall that the lights were not flashing, they were just off.

He said we were supposed to stop and treat it like a stop sign. I know that law. In the end we got off with nothing because we were taking our drunk friends home. Cop end up being cool. But they still turn off the lights so that you will run them and fuck you over.
Jul 31 2012 11:12PM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
Nope, definitely can in all of MN.
Jul 31 2012 11:14PM
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Mr_Mackey
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Jul 31 2012 11:25PM
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ROYALwithSTEEZE
Posts: 141 - Karma: 17
jesus, sounds like a shitty day
Aug 2 2012 2:08AM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
Never gotten a ticket. GOML
Aug 2 2012 2:13AM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
I got a speeding ticket one time for flipping my car. I was going about 10 under the limit cause it was snowy, and my friend says i was too, and we slid and the car went off a hill and flipped, but we weren't even going fast enough for the air bags to deploy. The cop shows up and asks how fast we were going, we told him 10 under, and he says if you were going 10 under it wouldn't have flipped and hands me a speeding ticket.
Aug 2 2012 2:13AM
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.MintBerryCrunch
Posts: 750 - Karma: 346
I had just switched states and still had both licenses in my wallet, because when I was at the DMV I asked if I had to throw it away and they said no. Got pulled over and cop gave me a ticket for having 2 I.D.'s.
Aug 2 2012 2:16AM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
Haha remember how he said we MUST have been going 20 over? Like wtf r u dumb mr. Cop!?
Aug 2 2012 2:18AM
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Stose
Posts: 7109 - Karma: 4,123
Yeah and then i had a ticket plus 5 hours of traffic school:(
Aug 2 2012 2:31AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,488
Probably could have gotten it thrown it if you went to court.
Aug 2 2012 6:20AM
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grown-ninja
Posts: 3031 - Karma: 175
its funny people always say the majority of cops are good but the bad ones give them bad name, in my 23 years of living i havent had one good experiance with a good cop...not sure what that says about the theory
Aug 2 2012 7:26AM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Back in 04, I purchased a used car, so the plates were expired. I had the temporary registration in the window and it still had 2 weeks on it. There had been an error sending me the tabs, so I was still waiting.

Anyway, cop wrote me a ticket saying it was too close but there was no fine on the ticket, I just needed to take it to the DMV.

This was right when CA was switching over to a new ticket system. So I was given an old ticket and on it it just said it needed to be brought to the DMV, nothing about mailing it in and I was never instructed to do so. I did what the ticket said to do.

Anyway, a year later I get a notice that I've been driving with a suspended license and that I owe $600 in fees and have a misdemeanor on my record for missing my court date. So I schedule a new one, show the judge that I didn't do anything wrong and he just said he's amazed I got a ticket when my registration was still good. He removes all fines and reinstates my license without me having to pay any fines.

BUT in CA it's impossible to have a licenses suspension removed from your record. My insurance went from $150 a month to $318 a month for 2 years. All in All, that fake ticket cost me over $2000.
Aug 2 2012 7:36AM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
The dassel mn cops used to be infamous, pulled everyone over for the smallest things, like blinkers, one dim headlight, cracked windshields, etc. Then one day the mayor got ticketed for having a ball hitch on his truck, supposedly he had to take it off or put a red flag on it. That week the dassel police force was disbanded. /awesome small town story
Aug 2 2012 8:49AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
got caught going 85 in a 55, fucker wrote me for five over
Aug 2 2012 10:41AM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
Such bullshit.

Who did he was? A judge? How dare he have the nerve to cite you for a speed lower than the speed you were traveling.

Fuck tha po-lease.
Aug 2 2012 11:03AM
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Nate_Higgers
Posts: 125 - Karma: 9

A couple weeks ago I was just too horny driving home from work so I pulled over to the side for a quick turk. As I'm pullin my pud, an officer rolls by see's whats goin on, and taps on my window. Guy gives me a fucking ticket for indecent exposure or whatever the hell they call it. Absolute bullshit. Goin to court next week to fight this thing.

Aug 2 2012 11:42AM
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HoneyBadger
Posts: 998 - Karma: 234
R32
Aug 2 2012 11:44AM
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JORMUNGAND
Posts: 360 - Karma: 480
you really couldn't wait til you got home?
Aug 2 2012 12:02PM
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Asiansethsation
Posts: 236 - Karma: 244
A buddy and me each got a 76 dollar ticket for longboarding.  Our offense was that we were "playing in the street", even tho it was in a business park where there weren't any cars.
Aug 2 2012 12:13PM
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Nate_Higgers
Posts: 125 - Karma: 9
Anyone who rides a longboard needs to go home and re-evaluate their lives
Aug 2 2012 1:20PM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
Nice alias bro
Aug 2 2012 1:34PM
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