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Ski-hobo
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I've read that this movie is funnier that shit. And it opens tomorrow, so Im going to see it.





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Oct 14 2004 2:36PM
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ATLANTASKI
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THE WORST PART ABOUT VOTING DEMOCRAT, IS TELLING YOUR FRIENDS YOURE GAY

YES I AM FROM Georgia, YES I CAN SKI,thank you and God bless america


Oct 14 2004 3:39PM
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brody
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puppet oral sex, sweeeeet


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yeah, like hilary duff poses in bikinis and shows cleavage and shes only like 15 years old and you guys all stare at pics of her, but seeing her with a big black dick in her ass then recieving a messy facial would be much hotter but we can only dream of that for now until jay gets a hold of her-Lateralis

thats wierd, i had the same fucken dream! except i woke up beside my dad with glue on my face......it was wierd-Lateralis
Oct 14 2004 7:48PM
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skihillraod
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anyone download it?


Duffman can't breathe .. oh no
Oct 14 2004 11:22PM
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{4LIFE}
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yeah they took out that sex scene and now its just R rated. looks so funny

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Oct 15 2004 10:06AM
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SKItheBURG
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the sex scenes still there, but i guess they had to edit it heavily. in my local paper they said that if it were with real people it would be considered porn.

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Oct 15 2004 10:48AM
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J.D.
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I want to see this too... especially to see them make fun of Kin Jong-Il's accent. 'It is inebitabul!' 'what?' 'INEBITABUL!'

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
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Here I am
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Oct 15 2004 12:33PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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I WANNA SEE IT SOOO BADLY

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I NAMED JIBBERISH BITCHES. (thanks to MikeE)

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns
-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

i nailed a chick on saterday night, well sunday morning. then at 815 her friend ran into the room say we are late for church. we need to go. haha i love catholic high school girls
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Oct 15 2004 5:11PM
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Icelander
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yeah, I heard some Asians might think its rase of Kim Il Jongs accent.
Oct 15 2004 6:52PM
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cork5_thovex
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i want to see it. i cant wait it looks damn hilarious
Oct 15 2004 8:02PM
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hucker22
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they rip on moore and shawn penn
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Oct 15 2004 9:09PM
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freeze_pooter
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i wanna see it too
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Oct 15 2004 9:09PM
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teresak2
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I SAW IT! it is so fucking hilarious. the sex scene is so funny. and when kim juhn ihl sang the song 'im so wonley' that made my night. and i love the satire of america's duty to police the world. this movie is fucking gold!!!


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Oct 16 2004 12:38AM
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Ski-hobo
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^ first of all, it was Im so ronrey.
And second, wern't you fucking listinging, it was a satire on policing the world, and being a pussy. Man you missed the point.





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Oct 16 2004 2:01AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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the point was WERE ALL stupid, or else the world wouldve blown up... which i was really hoping for. absolutely hilarious anyway... michael moore suicide bomber, i hate you alec baldwin... matt damon.
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Oct 16 2004 2:25AM
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trevorwoulddoit
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It was awesome.

DurkaDurkistan represent.



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Oct 16 2004 2:40AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 4:45AM
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petek
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it was hilarious, really funny songs too.

America, FUCK YEAH!



Cuddle? You fag!
Oct 16 2004 11:39AM
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SnowCoast
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Haha...It Is Inebitable. What? Inebitable! One more time? INEBITABLE...

I am ronery, oh so ronery. Kim Jong-Il had some funny shit in that movie, so classic. Culdn't stop laughing. Sex scene was intense...Hans BRIX!! Take that HANS BRIX.
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Oct 16 2004 8:05PM
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brody
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AMerica FUCK YEAH, Lick my ass and suck my balls

suck a good movie, matt Damon!


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yeah, like hilary duff poses in bikinis and shows cleavage and shes only like 15 years old and you guys all stare at pics of her, but seeing her with a big black dick in her ass then recieving a messy facial would be much hotter but we can only dream of that for now until jay gets a hold of her-Lateralis

thats wierd, i had the same fucken dream! except i woke up beside my dad with glue on my face......it was wierd-Lateralis
Oct 16 2004 9:00PM
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Naturalbornskier
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anyone seen the making of it on MTV? they showed a full seen..it was funny as shit,he puked up a storm






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Oct 16 2004 9:20PM
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Naturalbornskier
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of course i meant scene






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Oct 17 2004 11:13AM
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yeti
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the part that was taken out was the d00d pissing on the chick during sex
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Oct 17 2004 11:19AM
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petek
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I hated pearl harbour a little more than i love you...



Cuddle? You fag!
Oct 17 2004 1:55PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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^^thats kinda wrong

anyone notice the little ivory looking statue in the background of kim jon ils palace of the two people doin it doggy style?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 17 2004 5:55PM
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proZach
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better than the south park movie?






(zach)




HOMER - im gonna go warm up the car
MARGE - they've only thrown one pitch
HOMER - and it sucked.
Oct 17 2004 9:58PM
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iseayoumt
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puppet sex scene...i think it really was 15 mins long. hahaha, way funny movie.

-hannah
Oct 17 2004 10:20PM
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resnick13
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na. Team America was really funny. But South Park Bigger Longer and Uncut was so much more clever. For the first half of the movie, it just played on how funny puppets look swearing and killing which is quite funny. Oh, and lets not forget the fact that Trey likes to make fun of America.

It hit a plateau where things really weren't that funny and I was starting to get bored, but then they started killing celebrity puppets which made things more interesting. All in all, it was good, but not South Park: BLU amazing.

Stick around during credits to hear the 'montage' song. One of the most brilliant songs.

- Marc
Oct 18 2004 9:43PM
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pajibber
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My understanding of the movie is that it is not supposed to be a sattire of America's foreign policy. Rather it is a spoof of what it would look like if we really the World Police like people in some European countries (as well as countless Americans) say we do. I believe the idea started when Trey and Matt were in France before we had decided to invade Iraq. Some people were accusing America of being the type of country that is portrayed in the movie. I love Trey and Matts sense and use of sattire especially in episodes of South Park, and the movie.

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Oct 18 2004 10:49PM
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freestyler540
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Its funny because they exagerate problems.
-I'm not lazy,I party to 5 am,others get tired at 2am -JF Cusson

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Oct 19 2004 8:40AM
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*Fujative*
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i saw it, it was so fucking good... america fuck ya!
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Oct 20 2004 6:02PM
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scofield
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but sometimes dicks fuck assholes.. but when a dick doesnt a fuck pussy the asshole shits all over everything

im so ronrey, oh so very ronrey



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Oct 20 2004 9:57PM
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tandan83
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i cant wait to get the dvd and see the puppet penetration.
ipods for everyone
Oct 20 2004 11:33PM
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lilgreen
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that shit is sooo fucking funny everyone shuld go see it

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Oct 21 2004 12:04AM
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pcfreeride
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ow herro hans brix hehe how is it goring

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Oct 21 2004 12:06AM
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EndlessWinta77
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its aight i couldve waited for dvd though
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Oct 21 2004 1:03AM
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Cam
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AMERICA, FUCK YA!!!




keep on keepin' on - Joe Dirt
Oct 21 2004 1:08AM
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RudyGarmisch
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dirka dirka Muhammad Ali!

Matt Damon!
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Oct 21 2004 10:34PM
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proZach
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so its R and not NC-17? i think ima see it tongiht.





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Oct 22 2004 10:50AM
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jiggajibba
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wow the puppet sex scene...

funniest movie ive seen in a long time


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Oct 22 2004 9:32PM
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dawilltoski
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man the celebrity deaths were so hilariousm alec balwins, samual l, and susan surandons were so damn funny, barf scene was best



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Oct 22 2004 9:47PM
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dawilltoski
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or the aids song



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Oct 22 2004 9:48PM
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twix_182
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i wonder what kin juhn ill's panthers have to say about this


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Oct 23 2004 7:24AM
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