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The perfect girlfriend ?

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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
What do you guys think makes the perfect girlfriend?

For me its a girl who:

Is intelligent
Is funny
Is the perfect mix of cute/sexy
Shreds skates
Shreds skis
Smokes the herb
Makes you sandwiches and food if you ask nicely
Gives you some space when you need it.
Cuddles every night.
Likes to have sex most days (preferably everyday)


:D

Jul 31 2012 3:13AM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
This is funny because it's true.

You KNOW that bubble butt princess cannot ride that longboard.

It's like when you spot a beauty in the liftline and you're all bothered. And then you see her pizza her way off the lift... LATER SLOW BUNNY.
Dec 6 2012 3:20PM
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status_whitegirl
Posts: 480 - Karma: 12
is this a girl you know? if not im putting this on my tumblr no homo
Dec 6 2012 3:31PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
She might just be a model, but females who longboard tend to have strong glutes and quads--which this chick clearly does, so maybe she's an avid boarder.
Dec 6 2012 4:27PM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 25,313
Being the eternal demi-god that I am with dazzling good looks, impeccable hand writing, razorsharp wit, infinite knowledge of the useful and useless, concert level pianist skills, the ability to speak nine languages and emblazoned with several noble titles there exists no female equivalent of me, and now I'm being modest.

That said, not a single woman would ever be able to satisfy my immense libido.

So I will take Catrinel Menghia:



Sara Sampaio:

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Miranda Kerr:

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And Bar Reaeli:

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In my harem for a start.
Dec 6 2012 5:48PM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
Posts: 1968 - Karma: 4
doesn't exist, everyone has flaws.
Dec 6 2012 5:52PM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
If you ever find yourself at U of C...
Dec 6 2012 7:37PM
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450out.
Posts: 596 - Karma: 517
I like my women how I like my coffee; Ground up, in the cupboard.
Dec 6 2012 8:03PM
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TomasAa
Posts: 585 - Karma: 699
Dont know who it is. Haha, I found it on tumblr.
Dec 7 2012 3:15AM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
my girl is pretty awesome i guess (: haha
she doesn't skate, but neither do i
other than that she shares every single one of those qualities
woooo
Dec 7 2012 9:41AM
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Leafs2323
Posts: 355 - Karma: 195
Mila kunis... That is all
Dec 7 2012 10:19AM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
why
Dec 7 2012 11:45AM
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I.B
Posts: 8137 - Karma: 24,351
My girlfriend
Dec 7 2012 11:53AM
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Kimbo~Slice
Posts: 522 - Karma: 194
Awwwwwww. Piss off.
Dec 8 2012 6:02AM
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PeppermillReno
Posts: 4798 - Karma: -676
On a sports gambling forum I sometimes go on there was some dude talking mad shit to everyone about how trannys were the jumpoff and dudes hating on him were bitches for not being down. LOL. He was basically like "have fun with you're 7s while I am with a 9 who takes care of herself more than most girls and the best part is shes way chiller since she once was a dude."


Dec 8 2012 7:44AM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104
Exactly, and when you start realizing that and accepting their flaws it's going to make a world of a difference. An amazing girlfriend shouldn't be completely judged based upon your criteria.
Dec 8 2012 1:41PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
my perfect girlfriend is ellen page

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Dec 8 2012 1:51PM
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Bubba-Snax
Posts: 541 - Karma: 11
How has nobody said this yet?

gorgeous, down to earth, and makes bank..

boom.
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Dec 8 2012 2:11PM
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.Annydrew.
Posts: 749 - Karma: 38
do these even exist?
Dec 8 2012 2:18PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
Because you have no idea what she's actually like, or whether she has other traits you'd want also. Unless those are the only three you'd want.
Dec 8 2012 2:19PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
nice definition, lol
Dec 8 2012 2:26PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
plus shes pretty gross looking
Dec 8 2012 2:27PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
hey! she's a nice lady
Dec 8 2012 2:36PM
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HowardRoark
Posts: 64 - Karma: 27
Off the top of my head...

- Naturally talented
- About 5'9
- Preferably blonde
- Dark brown eyes
- Better than me at almost everything, so I'd have a rival
- Soft spoken
- Interested in the liberal arts
- Will never grow tired of me
- Angular face
- Same music tastes
- Doesn't like eggplant/zucchini (those are fucking stupid vegetables)
- Takes part in a sport, like cross-country or other endurance sports
- Strong willed
- Isn't my slave, doesn't always do what I want when I want it
- Reads a lot
- Puts what she wants ahead of what I want, but not all the time
- Looks better without makeup than without
- A really nice ass

Dec 8 2012 4:49PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
!!!
Dec 9 2012 1:43AM
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ShabbaRanks
Posts: 998 - Karma: 65
Miranda Kerr over everyone/thing

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Need I go on?
Dec 9 2012 1:48AM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Only pussies don't like zucchini...!
Dec 9 2012 2:20AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
you know how i know you're a teenager?
Dec 9 2012 3:34AM
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HowardRoark
Posts: 64 - Karma: 27
She-it nigguh
Dec 9 2012 3:35AM
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NotoriousT.S.E
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Jennifer Aniston. Everything about her, pretty sure Im in love with her.
Dec 9 2012 11:20AM
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sirschralpalot.
Posts: 453 - Karma: 18
-Someone I can have a real conversation with, not just trivial bullshit
-Athletic, likes to get out and do stuff
-Likes to have fun, but doesn't get too sloppy
-Not dainty, I can't stand that shit, must be nice an curvy
- Maybe a bit stubborn just for the challenge
Dec 9 2012 12:51PM
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jalty03
Posts: 61 - Karma: 37
they say if you truly love someone you should let them go.
well i let her go and she never came back.
she would have been the perfect girlfriend.
now ive learned not to love the girls tied up in my basement.
i just appreciate them.
Dec 9 2012 1:02PM
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Nott
Posts: 28 - Karma: 23
I would make do with shitty blowjobs if she had an amazing body.  I know she will be good at them soon, considering how much practice time I will be giving her
Dec 11 2012 4:56PM
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Skier1478
Posts: 188 - Karma: 68
Here we go, uh..

1.) About my height (5' 10")
2.) Skis (Freeskis as a bonus)
3.) Has a nice voice, not super high, or super low, just kinda in the middle, really just like a .. fun voice, idk. haha
4.) Does other independent sports (Skating, Surfing)
5.) Isn't too fucking fit.
6.) Is relatively fit
7.) Doesn't find a problem with everything
8.) Is willing to be open to you
9.) Is kinda open with sex and stuff
10.) Willing to try new things
11.) Attractive (mix of hot, cute, sexy)
12.) Beautiful hair
13.) Finds what I do 'talented'
14.) Has a background of a different country (Western Europeans.. mm)
15.) Can speak another language
16.) Is good at school
17.) Doesn't always complain about school
18.) Lives close
19.) Has a large house
20.) Has a pool
21.) Makes me think "This girl is fucking incredible"


Basically the girl I'm trying to get with.
Cheeeeaaaaaaaaa

May 21 2013 8:26PM
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Jane6
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May 21 2013 8:45PM
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*ninja*
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sexy
flexible
athletic
smokes
skis
not retaredededed
May 21 2013 9:07PM
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Chubz.
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athletic (not going to the gym everyday, but plays and is good at sports)
Short (5'4ish)
Brown hair
Brown eyes
Tan
makes me laugh everytime i talk to her
dat ass
tittayz
May 21 2013 9:13PM
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Arya.Stark
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the sad irony of finding the "perfect" person, is that they're too perfect, and ultimately the scariest individuals you'll ever enounter. At least this has been my most recent experience....
May 21 2013 9:17PM
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Turd.Ferguson
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proably the smartest person on newschoolers wrote this^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
May 21 2013 9:17PM
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rareison
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-short
-not too skinny
-friendly
-has glasses
-cute face
-likes to have fun and try new things
-smokes weed
-isn't too girly but isn't butch either
-doesn't over react
-has a nice family
-trustworthy
-dresses nice (not trashy)
-parties
-isn't creepy or obsessed but still cares for me
-athletic or at least in shape
-down to play video games (doesn't have to be a gamer)
-accepts compliments
-doesn't mind when you buy her stuff
-doesn't make a big deal over buying stuff for you
-not super mature but not super immature either, doesn`t try and act like an adult though

May 21 2013 11:04PM
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cbj
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this one
May 21 2013 11:35PM
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Huck_Norris
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Hey don't crush the man's dreams, I have that exact girlfriend except for the living close part. You're right tho, I act a full twelve but I'm really just a nice girthy 8 and change.
May 21 2013 11:58PM
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chapz
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the girl i have now is pretty much everything i want. this relationship is miles above my previous ones.

we both enjoy techno/tech-house/other genres of dance music, but she is not an EDM rave bunny (fuck those bitches). she smokes, drinks a little, but enough. goes to school, very involved with her family, loves sex, reliable, sees her friends a lot and lets me see mine (not controlling). we have our alone time but we also see friends when we're together (this is key).

it's been a bit over 7 months now, so it's still early, but it is going very well. my best advice for the perfect girl would be: find a girl you are mentally and physically attracted to, that would obsess over you without becoming a typical psycho gf. if she does this correctly, you'll feel like the best dude in the world.
May 22 2013 12:06AM
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Shredsterr
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Good luck with that one buddy.
May 22 2013 12:27AM
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000000000000
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May 22 2013 12:36AM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
the perfect girlfriend would have to be hmmm... my girlfriend!!
May 22 2013 2:20AM
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Bjudes
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Her...
May 22 2013 9:32AM
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Belzebub
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Perfect blend between hot and cute
Shorter than me
Blonde or brunette
Blue eyes
Athletic- but not obsessed with training
Intelligent-can have educated conversations with
Appreciates me and accepts my hobbies(skiing,photography)
Has her own social life and lets me have my own
Does alot of different sports(like me)
Both urban and outdoorsy lifestyle
Cuddles alot+lots of sex
Is mysterious so I can get to know new things about her all the time-relationship doesnt get boring
May 22 2013 11:18AM
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lofth
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must speak elvish
May 22 2013 1:00PM
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act.resist
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Vedui'
May 22 2013 2:27PM
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Huck_Norris
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"speak 'friend' and enter... my anus"
May 22 2013 2:29PM
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