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The official foods that create nasty farts thread

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DUKES
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1. Balsamic Vinegar dressing on Romain Lettuce

2. Casa Bonita Enchiladas



Jul 30 2012 9:23PM
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clive_bixby
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Ice cream
Jul 30 2012 9:25PM
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A-Mac.
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When I eat BBQ chips, watch the fuck out...
Jul 30 2012 9:25PM
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line686
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Jul 30 2012 9:26PM
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DUKES
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Oh i feel yah. starbucks french roast ice cream......creates the creamy yet dreamy farts perfect for dutch ovens
Jul 30 2012 9:27PM
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Candyman.
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Mcdonalds vanilla milkshakes, i fucking explode.
Jul 30 2012 9:27PM
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ABdrummer
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eating it as we speak, i can vouch
Jul 30 2012 9:27PM
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SassySloth
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Buffalo chicken sandwich covered in hot sauce.

She burns
Jul 30 2012 9:28PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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budweiser
protein shakes
Jul 30 2012 9:31PM
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skithebert
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KIMCHI
Jul 30 2012 9:34PM
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SSteezle
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lobster
Jul 30 2012 9:36PM
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daannnnieel
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beans.
Jul 30 2012 9:38PM
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theabortionator
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The food I ate out of the dumpster
Jul 30 2012 9:38PM
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iRapeKittens
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Twizzlers always get me.
Jul 30 2012 9:39PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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coffee use to do the trick, not so much anymore though :(
Jul 30 2012 9:41PM
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ForeverYung
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Eggs
Jul 30 2012 9:42PM
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Barf.
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amen.
Jul 30 2012 9:42PM
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Dinner420
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Some good ol' home baked macaroni will do me in for a day or two. The farts are very good for hot boxing planes to even your friends car.




Jul 30 2012 9:45PM
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K-Dot.
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Semen
Jul 30 2012 9:52PM
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andybob
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Protein shakes, Special K crackers, Nature Valley Protein bars, apples, Triscuits, and pretty much anything with a lot of fiber. lol
Jul 30 2012 9:52PM
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cornholio
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protein shakes, eggs + coffee, chick fil a breakfast
Jul 30 2012 10:15PM
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Brenone
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Chipotle chicken burritos

Heavy Italian food.

Chinese food.

And Casa Bonita is real? I thought it was made up in South Park?
Jul 30 2012 10:20PM
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little1337
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McDonalds chicken nugs... mcnuggies...
Jul 30 2012 10:21PM
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Darth.Maul
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McDonalds nuggets. They give me the McShits and the McSquirts like you cant even believe.
Jul 30 2012 10:33PM
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Brenone
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And hard boiled eggs.
Jul 30 2012 10:37PM
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DUKES
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Casa Bonita is real and how they portray it on south park is basically how it is except black barts cave is small as fuck, the food will i mean will give you the shits, and you order your food like you are in a high school cafeteria and carry your own tray of food to your table. pretty fucking ghetto. not recommended no matter how bad you want to go
Jul 30 2012 10:53PM
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HoneyBadger
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Moes.
Jul 30 2012 10:58PM
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bangarangmules
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Every time we go to my grandmothers for a Sunday night pasta dinner, the ride home is fucking terrible.
Jul 30 2012 11:05PM
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DUKES
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always keep the window cracked
Jul 30 2012 11:07PM
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Chubz.
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Really, really good pizza
Jul 30 2012 11:08PM
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bangarangmules
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Sometimes that doesn't even do the trick haha.
Jul 30 2012 11:26PM
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LittleFoot
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You know the ones that stay sealed in your seat until you get up a few minutes later? Those are always a surprise
Jul 30 2012 11:28PM
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thenightman
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popcorn and gum
Jul 30 2012 11:53PM
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Spinoza
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Milkshakes when I forget my Lactade pills
Jul 31 2012 12:26AM
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BmoChop
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Devilled eggs
Jul 31 2012 1:21AM
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TheClap.
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stone ice
Jul 31 2012 1:22AM
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Resin
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Shrooms produce A LOT of gas and the farts smell like strait poop.
Jul 31 2012 1:24AM
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Banane.
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Well, when i take some mush the other day, it was fucking terrible.
Jul 31 2012 1:28AM
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king.tubby
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peanut butter capn crunch
Jul 31 2012 2:05AM
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Darth.Maul
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Anyone else notice that when you eat Golden Crisp or Honey Smacks cereal, your piss smells exactly like the cereal?

Back on topic: Cauliflower give me the most floral yet shitty farts ever. Its like you took a shit on a tulip and then stuck it in someones face. Divine yet rancid at the same time.
Jul 31 2012 2:12AM
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Master_Debater
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Corn, Calamari, chilli, Anything at tacobell.
Jul 31 2012 2:17AM
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Toasty.
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spicy chicken
Jul 31 2012 3:33AM
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Jul 31 2012 4:05AM
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Avifarer
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almonds
Jul 31 2012 4:17AM
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whoa-dere
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Jul 31 2012 4:49AM
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.skiwi.
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baked beans, they get me going
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Jul 31 2012 5:50AM
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bdarb207
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Dominos pizza.
Jul 31 2012 7:10AM
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pow_pow~
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PROTEIN SHAKES.
Jul 31 2012 7:36AM
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seward
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ceasar salad fucks me right up.
Jul 31 2012 9:04AM
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YoungChristmas
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Jul 31 2012 10:47AM
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Mattsaff
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anything from taco bell
Jul 31 2012 11:25AM
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