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What is ECB

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lpines
Posts: 51 - Karma: 32
Can someone tell me the story of ECB? I haven't been here that long and I always see some reference to incest? What the hell is going on?
Jul 30 2012 4:05PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
i think op knows who ECB is now.
Jul 30 2012 7:14PM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
Damn dude, bravo
Jul 30 2012 7:15PM
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saxon
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 551
oh my…that….is incredible hahaha
Jul 30 2012 7:18PM
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Big5hifty
Posts: 3243 - Karma: 1,253
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Jul 30 2012 7:36PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
/truth
Jul 31 2012 8:17AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
this
Jul 31 2012 10:06AM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
Anyone read this with Will Smith's voice in their head narrating?
Jul 31 2012 10:22AM
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
I remember reading this original thread and laughing inappropriately at work for a few days as the thread evolved.

What was left out of ECB's story is that apparently his roommate fucked her first. There is another part to that that I will leave out.

I remember that thread like it happened yesterday.
Jul 31 2012 10:35AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,806
Um, its the Fresh Prince song - how could you not?
Jul 31 2012 10:35AM
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JORMUNGAND
Posts: 360 - Karma: 480
that was just fantastic
Jul 31 2012 11:47AM
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B.Aussie
Posts: 5852 - Karma: 4,531
You are amazing!
Jul 31 2012 8:08PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
She wants his cock
Jul 31 2012 8:09PM
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so_gangk
Posts: 530 - Karma: 94
how come the original ecb is one twisted person thread is no longer in its special place?
Jul 31 2012 8:23PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
Lets be honest, who doesn't.
Jul 31 2012 8:26PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
*****READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP. I WON THE FUCKING INTERNET!!!!!*****

ECB$ --> Granite_State$
You sir just got on ma level. Congratulations. I feel like I'm reading something I wrote, I'm lol'ing, and sort of horny at the same time. I have the weirdest boner right now. I'm going to go watch porn with the mental image of your mangina in my head. :D
Date Sent: Jan 29 2012 20:09:29 - (read)

Granite_State$ --> ECB$
Only if we can have some distant relatives get married allowing us to become related in some minor way which will suit you perfectly and allow m to break in my mangina which hasn't seen much use since WWI because people with mangina's weren't allowed to fornicate during WWI because it was seen as a distraction to the men and was widely thought that it could lead to the fall of the allies even though they didn't know manginas saved the day during the Trojan war as well as the Punic wars but I guess thats just human nature to repel what they don't understand just like the Christians repel the thought of god not existing and athiests repel the thought of him existing because they can't wrap their mind around it just like the Romans and Greeks couldn't wrap their minds around a world ruled by people with only manginas and therefore had everyone with manginas executed but what they didn't know was that a few escaped and fled to acient egypt where manginas were widely accepted since the king of egypt himself had a mangina so these people grew in size until WWII whdere the Germans gathered everyone they could find with manginas and conducted experiments on them because they believed that the magina was a source of infinite power but what Hitler didn't know was that the mangina also caused the extinction of the dinosaurs and he almost unleashed that power but luckily the allies were there to save the day and took the last remaining person with a mangina (most were killed in the experiments) and set him free to wander the earth but this guy also died so I guess I lied about having a mangina cause the last guy on earth to have one died in 1957.
Date Sent: Jan 29 2012 20:02:27 - (read)

ECB$ --> Granite_State$
oh, can i fuck it?
Date Sent: Jan 29 2012 20:01:34 - (read)

Granite_State$ --> ECB$
my dicks? But I have a mangina...
Date Sent: Jan 29 2012 19:59:01 - (read)

ECB$ --> Granite_State$
I'm just that horny

Don't worry, I just want to compare shapes of penises, don't really care about size, just wanna see if your dicks curve the same way
Date Sent: Jan 29 2012 19:56:55 - (read)

Granite_State$ --> ECB$
how did I know you would be the first one to pm me?
Date Sent: Jan 29 2012 19:54:56 - (read)

ECB$ --> Granite_State$
nudes please

Jul 31 2012 8:30PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
The second superb post in this thread.
Jul 31 2012 8:38PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
At first, I thought you had tried too hard. After reading it all along with ECB's approval, I love it.
Jul 31 2012 10:13PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
Words hurt, you know.
Jul 31 2012 10:21PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Where's is theabortionator?
Jul 31 2012 11:14PM
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YoungChristmas
Posts: 1066 - Karma: 2,110
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Jul 31 2012 11:20PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
LOL
Joke right?
Jul 31 2012 11:21PM
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Knitting
Posts: 50 - Karma: 11
European central bank
Aug 1 2012 1:01AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
I salute you.
Aug 1 2012 1:25AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Sure hope so.
Aug 1 2012 1:49AM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Haha nope, what did I miss?
Aug 1 2012 2:53AM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Hint: hes in this thread and hes tearin mad shit up
Aug 1 2012 3:12AM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
I heard he was taking a really huge, drawn out shit. He'll return soon.
Aug 1 2012 6:00AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51738 - Karma: 163,448
I heard he left modern civilization, burned all his identification, and move to the alaskan wilderness. He'll never return.
Aug 1 2012 1:58PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21671 - Karma: 4,157
seems about right, I mean he did live in the middle of meth nation
Aug 1 2012 2:44PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
What's the big deal about this story? He had a thread about it a while back


I guess I'm an old fag on this site
Aug 1 2012 4:25PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
I heard he got his dick stuck in a windowsill. The fire brigade is on the way to help him out. I hope they have steady hands with that axe.
Aug 1 2012 4:46PM
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theBearJew
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Aug 1 2012 4:52PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21671 - Karma: 4,157
up
Aug 6 2012 2:14PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
down
Aug 6 2012 11:54PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21671 - Karma: 4,157
you can go down anyday bby
Aug 7 2012 12:11AM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
Hahaha this thread=win!!
Aug 7 2012 1:24AM
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theabortionator
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Aug 7 2012 1:59AM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
Words cannot describe how hard I lost
Aug 7 2012 2:22AM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
wow. just, wow.
Aug 7 2012 4:28AM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
ECB 4 president!
Oct 7 2012 9:29PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
This is unbelievable..
Oct 7 2012 9:34PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
every cousin beware
Oct 7 2012 9:38PM
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jfp
Posts: 739 - Karma: 521
Eastcoastboogiemen.com house music legends
Oct 7 2012 10:23PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,302
I want him to add me on his friends list. PLEASE ECB, YOU ARE MY IDOL.
Oct 7 2012 10:37PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117
zomg perfect response is perfect
Oct 7 2012 11:42PM
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Chundr
Posts: 64 - Karma: 17
Was cousin hot
Oct 8 2012 12:29AM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
yes
Oct 14 2012 8:35PM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
OYE, you in NY?/when you gunna be in NY?
Oct 14 2012 9:34PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I'm in Albany until December
Oct 14 2012 10:38PM
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