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Now this is the story all about how
My sex life got flipped turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you all about the sexual encounter with my cousin affair
In upstate ny born and raised
on the intranets is where I spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relxin all hood
And puffin a blunt of some shit that was good
When a sexy young lady that was dressed like a 7
Came into my life and I thought I was in heaven
I got in one little fuck and realized my goof
When the news came around and I found out the truth
I begged and I pleaded that it all was a lie
Hoped that it was a dream, or that I just got to high
I wanted to hide maybe change my name to paco
because I'd just put my wiener in my cousins pink taco
First though, yo this is bad
I really fucked my life up and I got pretty sad
Is this how all the people of arkansas livin like
Hmm, actually this might just be alright
Then I logged on a computer and went to ns
And when I arrived, I was scared an impressed
For before my eyes there was already a thread
And I thought to myself, man I wish I was dead
I jumped into the thread about 11 or 12
And I yelled to the haters and grabbed some booze from the shelve
Looked in the mirror decided I just didn't fucking care
And that's my whole story, I guess everything's there.