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Oakley A-Frame question

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666.
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How do you tell if the Oakley A-frames are fake?
Jul 30 2012 1:15PM
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doitbig
Posts: 4818 - Karma: 315
unlike sunglasses, i have never seen or heard of any fake oakley goggles. i'm sure they are floating around somewhere, but chances are the goggles you have are real.
Jul 30 2012 1:17PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51744 - Karma: 163,531
Put a gram of bathsalts up your ass and see if you die. IF not they're probably real
Jul 30 2012 1:17PM
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samsquamch
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took the words right out of my mouth
Jul 30 2012 1:18PM
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doitbig
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disregard my post. try this.
Jul 30 2012 1:19PM
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Peter.
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make sure that you have the goggles ON while doing this, preferably in a public space
Jul 30 2012 1:32PM
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El_Barto.
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Dont forget to eat your own shit when they kick in
Jul 30 2012 1:42PM
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.Hugo.
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Don't listen to these guys they're fucking with ya. What you really have to do is jerk it and splooge on the inside of the lense. If your man juice turns purple then they are real.
Jul 30 2012 1:44PM
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asfdfads
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try scratching the lenses with a nail or other sharp object. if they scratch, they are fake.
Jul 30 2012 1:50PM
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Spinoza
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They're all fake, Thus yOurs are fake
Jul 30 2012 4:04PM
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theabortionator
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Your existence is actually just a dream. You exist but not in the context that you see around you. You are simply living in the matrix. If you free your mind you will learn to control your surrounding. What I'm saying is, though your goggles may be fake, if you look to control your surroundings you can make them real.


If this is too much to handle you can put your goggles back on and go back to sleep.
Jul 30 2012 4:18PM
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daannnnieel
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Believe it or not, oakleys are actually flame retardant. Run a lighter about an inch under the lens, if it melts they are indeed fake.
Jul 30 2012 5:29PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,340
A guy at my shop told me this and i didnt believe him so i tried it on an old wisdom frame and it didnt melt
Jul 30 2012 6:12PM
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daannnnieel
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I wasn't kidding about this.
Jul 30 2012 9:07PM
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daannnnieel
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and sorry for postwhoreing, but i just got you to 20k karma.
Jul 30 2012 9:07PM
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