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bigTeddy
Posts: 496 - Karma: 10
post your stories about how you landed your GF. funny or serious
Oct 14 2004 10:47AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
you hustled my boss?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 9:46PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
I'm gonna step outside and get some smog.




But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

Ninja Steeze 05
Oct 16 2004 9:47PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
wait wait wait... can you take a message?
yeah.
ok do you have a pad and pencil? you ready?
yeah.
*click*
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 9:48PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Women... Can't even live with them anymore.




But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

Ninja Steeze 05
Oct 16 2004 9:49PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Did I stutter? 5 Seconds ago it was like an evening at the Apollo in this motherfucka and now it's quiet as a church.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

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Oct 16 2004 9:52PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
what, did i stutter, a minute ago it was like a poolhall in this motehrfucker, now its quiet as a church.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 10:01PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
What? Did I stutter? a minute ago it was like an Elks club meeting in this motherfucker. Now its quiet as a church.




But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

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Oct 16 2004 10:03PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
do you have any stuffed animals on your bed?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 10:09PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Choke me, I like it.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

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Oct 16 2004 10:11PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
yo, where's tang?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 10:12PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Uh, the last time I saw him he was adopted by a twelve year old boy.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

Ninja Steeze 05
Oct 16 2004 10:12PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
hey, what do you think youre doin?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 10:13PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Eatin pop rocks and havin a coke.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

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Oct 16 2004 10:15PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
are you crazy? dont you know some kid died that way?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 10:16PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
OK listen. The key to pickin up chicks is Old Spice and Aqua Velva.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

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Oct 16 2004 10:17PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
are you kidding? thats the shit my dad wears.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 10:18PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
That's what I'm sayin! That's that old school shit.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

Ninja Steeze 05
Oct 16 2004 10:19PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
What do you call a thousand lawyers buried up to their necks in sand?



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

Ninja Steeze 05
Oct 16 2004 10:20PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
not enough sand
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 10:20PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
...Er... I think you guys have exposed a loophole in the spambuster.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Oct 16 2004 10:26PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Shpam?
-TAK, PPPhD
Oct 17 2004 12:10AM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
girls are easy




Eat snacky smores, (availible at all Wal-Bogs.)
Oct 17 2004 12:12AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
poolhall junkies?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 17 2004 12:16AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
poolhall junkies



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

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Oct 17 2004 12:17AM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
multiple girls dont get you into trouble because your not going out with any of them...
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Oct 24 2004 1:25PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
me snd my friend smashesd saw this hot girl on the bus, and he asked for her number... she gave it to him but when he phoned she hung up on him. like 3months later i saw this chick and i asked her about it and she ends up being friends with my best friends now im railing her
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Oct 24 2004 2:00PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
^that's the most pointless, stupid story i have ever heard in my life

Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

There's nothing to lose when noone knows your name.
Oct 24 2004 2:03PM
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