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DaffyDaDak
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I;m making one of these as a little fun project tomorrow mainly because i have nothing to do
What a schlongboard is is a skateboard deck with the trucks mounted on the tail an nosw
its short + longboard

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DaffyDaDak
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Its not me in the video just to be clear.
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1337
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inb4 hotassbeatclap tears you a new one
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
Ok
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
"well just for reference, a Shlongboard is a skate deck that has the nose/tail drilled out for trucks. " -yeezy$ from another thread. he knows his stuff so i bet you could PM him if you had more questions
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Yeezy
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this


yeahhh feel free to hmu. or just buy a real board(;
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daannnnieel
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I came here to watch someone dick get rode on. Don't know why, but i was a little disappointing.
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RICK_ROSS
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good tutorial. i would have had no idea how to do that.
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GnarNinja
Posts: 660 - Karma: 884
Put the trucks on backwards...
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,904
i literally had no idea what to expect when i clicked on this thread. pretty relieved it's not what i thought it might be
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CliffyByro
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yes, you are disappointing.
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abathinggrape
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.Hugo.
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Thank god it was this. I was expecting something completely different
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DUKES
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am i the only one that thought that the video was really fucking long winded.
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Randy_Quench
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Totaly thought a shlongboard was a longboard deck shaped like a shlong
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daannnnieel
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i was intoxicated.
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.AR6rider.
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This thread sucks a fat one.
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FerrisBueller
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op = schlong
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APJ
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APJ
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hahahahahahahahaaha I POSTED A PICTURE OF A DILDOSKATE!!!!!
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
i did this but i cut cutouts like on a like on a drop through so i could put real longboard wheels on it. also i had 180mm trucks. but then i got a real board.
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
Here's mine I used to ride to class on.
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
^how much pussy didn't you get while riding that atrocity? I bet your grown college ass would get stopped on your way to class everyday and some kid would give you a wedgie and steal your lunch money. This thread is a disgrace to skateboarding
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
lol
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CliffyByro
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hahaha it was only a matter of time
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Piste.Off
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I literally could not care less.
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