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I have to take a piss test for a job I'm trying to get. I smoke herb and my system isn't clean. I don't have enough time to wait for it to leave my system. Any advice on how I could detox fast or something? Thanks
Buy a take home drug test from a pharmacy. The four drug one will be sufficient if your a pussy and only smoke weed. If your negative, your fine. If positive, go to a smoke shop and buy fake piss. On the way to the clinic get a hand warmer ready (should come with fake piss)...while your getting the hand warmer ready put the fake piss on your defrost, temp gauge side up. Continually check that shit to make sure it reads around 100 degrees. Any lower might be sketch due to wait times in the clinic. Once you arrive at the clinic ace bandage the fake piss around your leg. Temp gauge away from your leg. Hustle into the clinic, and bust it out once your in the bathroom. If the gauge is 94 - 102 or some shit youll be fine. Your welcome.