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To all you stoners.

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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
It's been proven that marijuana cures cancer. So, yeah. Read that shit.

(not exactly how I worded it it's actually cannabinoids )

Jul 26 2012 8:56PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
lol yeah
Jul 26 2012 9:04PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
So if I have two cancers, would like 5 marijuanas get the mattress out without a crane?
Jul 26 2012 9:06PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Inb4 shit storm
Jul 26 2012 9:06PM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2873 - Karma: 34,179
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Jul 26 2012 9:06PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
get off my lawn
Jul 26 2012 9:09PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
Not quite, there is some evidence to suggest that cannaboids slow down tumor growth and in rare cases can decrease tumor size, but it is
Jul 26 2012 9:14PM
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74267000027
Posts: 302 - Karma: 14
It may cure cancer but it will give you the gay aids if you smoke it. So take your pick.
Jul 26 2012 9:28PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Jul 26 2012 9:32PM
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youngdtay
Posts: 3122 - Karma: -112
It may cure cancer, but don't forget: if the wrong person uses it, it has the potential to turn the user into an annoying douchebag who will only talk about marijuana and how high he gets and then kick his friends out of his house because they didn't hear what he had said, as well as calling them "bipolar" and "bitches". Beware. Hopefully you understand the consequences.
Jul 26 2012 9:38PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
It's funny, because it's true.
Jul 26 2012 9:43PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
Totally bro
Jul 26 2012 9:43PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
dude quite making fucking threads.


you made three useless threads so far today.
Jul 26 2012 9:48PM
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74267000027
Posts: 302 - Karma: 14
quite indeed.
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Jul 26 2012 9:49PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
I heard that if your stuck in a pool with cancer, it takes a cat to crane it out
Jul 26 2012 9:49PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
I really dont get the grammar nazis on this website, of all the forums this is by far the worst. I can only assume it is because of the amount of adolescents that feel superior by correcting someone else.



sorry I made a typo, thank you for correcting me oh holy one!
Jul 26 2012 9:51PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
Funniest comment I have seen on NS in awhile.
Jul 26 2012 9:56PM
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74267000027
Posts: 302 - Karma: 14
not really a typo. different word.

T isn't even next to E so you didn't hit it by accident.

I wasn't gonna make a big deal but now I'm going to fuck you in the street for being a punk.
Jul 26 2012 10:06PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
this is true. mj made my brother bipolar as fuck.
Jul 26 2012 10:19PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Yay! Another ganja thread!
Jul 26 2012 10:27PM
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74267000027
Posts: 302 - Karma: 14
hey man I think you're a chode.
Jul 26 2012 10:38PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
I bet you we all die without seeing marijuana legalized. There are a million good reasons (we've heard them a million times too), and the majority of Americans now support legalization. Sadly, the majority does not rule in this case because too many motherfucking corporations funnel money into giant lobbyist groups who fund keeping marijuana illegal to save their own asses/beach house in the Hamptons. Sad but true.
Jul 26 2012 10:41PM
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74267000027
Posts: 302 - Karma: 14
doesn't matter who I am.
Jul 26 2012 10:42PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
No shit it is a different word that is why spell check didn't pick it up.


And t is pretty damn close to e that you could bump it with your ring finger if you are using your index finger to make the key stroke.
Jul 26 2012 10:43PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
Haha
Jul 26 2012 10:50PM
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Good_Deed
Posts: 1260 - Karma: 1,321
Waaaaa!
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Jul 26 2012 10:52PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
There will be state legalization after this election. Whether the federal gov. Will raid businesses is yet to be seen. (very likely in my opinion regardless of who gets the presidency.)
Jul 26 2012 11:06PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37390 - Karma: 120,126
Legalize!
Jul 26 2012 11:07PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
useless post is useless, im going to make threads in your name, because you said quite.
Jul 27 2012 12:02AM
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ntgeo
Posts: 333 - Karma: 22
Don't lega
Jul 27 2012 12:44AM
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ntgeo
Posts: 333 - Karma: 22
Don't legaLize but in some cases it might be good for drug cartels
Jul 27 2012 12:45AM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
lolol i straihg tlsost
Jul 27 2012 12:47AM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
If Romney wins, pot won't be legal until he's out of office
Jul 27 2012 12:47AM
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Resin
Posts: 35 - Karma: 10
This is part of the reason I chose to smoke pot over alcohol. Why not get high while fighting cancer?


Jul 27 2012 12:48AM
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
No, but make your own choices in life.
Jul 27 2012 12:58AM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
fuck legalization.
Jul 27 2012 1:03AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
no? it's not proven?
Jul 27 2012 1:22AM
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Snowgoner
Posts: 5047 - Karma: 964
i personally believe that i will see the legalization of weed in my lifetime. hell weed is practically legal in some states at this point.
Jul 27 2012 1:29AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I would rather it stay illegal. Yes, I smoke it. I think it would be way too much like cigarettes if it were legal.
Jul 27 2012 1:33AM
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Hamster.
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Jul 27 2012 1:34AM
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F-Beezy
Posts: 365 - Karma: 86
agreed

Jul 27 2012 1:49AM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
Great summary!
Jul 27 2012 1:51AM
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ORDEAL
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I'm so sorry
Jul 27 2012 1:57AM
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so_gangk
Posts: 530 - Karma: 94
the answer is yes. but if that mattress is in a pool your fucked
Jul 27 2012 3:02AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
smh smh
Jul 27 2012 3:04AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Probably the greatest thing I've heard
Jul 27 2012 3:07AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
I believe it won't, but I hope that I'm wrong.
Jul 27 2012 9:13AM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
I have no documentation but I know a guy who had melanoma on his back. Applied decarbonzed oil on himself for a month and it has disappeared drs can't find any traces of any other cancer./claim
Jul 27 2012 9:31AM
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KravtZ
Posts: 6637 - Karma: 2,629
lol you jelly im going to the hamtons to myhouse there this weekend?
Jul 27 2012 9:51AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
only if you dont want to hang out and smoke budz bro
Jul 27 2012 9:58AM
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