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So I need a Good Prank for my pops

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TheClap.
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cuz that fucker got me good today.

woke up this morning, went for a nice 8 mile run before it hit the 100+ mark today. Was still hot as balls and I felt like I was going to die after my run. Hop in the shower to cool off and clean up. Get out and brush my teeth ( I have a big thing for my teeth, legit OCD) and all of a sudden my left side of my face is going numb. I start bugging out hard as I already feel like shit from my run and now half my face is going numb. Am I having a stroke? Am I actually dying?

So I call my mom who happens to be a doctors and I couldn't get a hold of her, so now I am in straight panic mode. Call my pops and no answer, call his cell no answer. Finally get a hold of him, and I am bugging out hard.

So he tells me to calm don and stop being such as pussy, MIND=BLOWN at this point, I'm legit dying at this point and my pops is telling me to grow up and be a man. He then decides to tell me that he went to the dentist the day before and had a tooth pulled. they gave him some numbing gel in which he decided to put on my tooth brush. Good fucking joke pops +k to you sir.

now obvi I need to get him back, and pranks just are not my thing. Ideas? help? thanks!


spark-notes: Went for a run, thought I was having a heat stroke as half my face went completely numb, my pops put numbing gel on my tooth brush.

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Jul 26 2012 4:39PM
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TheClap.
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it was a liquid and he soaked it.
Jul 27 2012 2:18AM
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Parks.
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our dads should hang out...mine isnt very funny (or clever) (his jokes suck) but they both are big kids. my father, creator of the legendary McDan and if u havent seen that:

https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/657792/

he is a constant source of hilarity and works at mamomth so gets us some pretty cool stuff. Stose and i took 2 rails from mammoth and they are sitting in Stose's yard. so if you and your father ever make it out to mammoth, give me a shoutout

PS: my dad has a wicked derp face

Jul 27 2012 2:26AM
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Fluttershy
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put thumbtacks in his pillowcase facing upwards
Jul 27 2012 2:56AM
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BlackCupid
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Please, for the love of God, tell me you don't refer to your dad as "papa."


Jul 27 2012 3:02AM
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Chundr
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Due him for sexual harrasment
Jul 27 2012 1:51PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Does he have a computer he uses often?

Go into photoshop/ paint, whatever and create your own blue screen of death with a drastic but believable error message. Set it as his desktop background and hide all of his icons and drag his start bar at the bottom out of view. he'll show up staring at nothing but the blue screen and no idea how to fix it.

Jul 27 2012 2:45PM
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