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Standing or Sitting?

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gravel
Posts: 5518 - Karma: 42,202
Okay, so this is going to seem like a really shitty (literally, too) thread topic, but I'm genuinely interested. Let's just say I was taking a shit, no toilet paper left, asked my friend to get some for me, he said I could just stand up and get it, that's how you wipe, anyway... Not me, I continued to argue that I wasn't about to stand up and walk while I had shit all over my rear. After a very heated argument I forced him to get it, but we still have not come to a conclusion of which way is the "right" or "majority" method of wiping. I'm a sitter, i don't fucking understand why people would stand, it'd mush the poop between your ass cheeks and such.

So, NS, do you wipe standing or sitting?

I fucking hope this doesn't come back to haunt me because I'm not using an alias.


inb4 I don't wipe
Jul 26 2012 2:52PM
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james6345789
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Haha mobile. I stand, I thought everybody did...
Jul 27 2012 4:50PM
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Huck_Norris
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Bow before my brovaries! Hahaha might have to sig the middle part just to add some smartass to it.
Jul 27 2012 4:52PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Well I would deserve it
Jul 27 2012 5:21PM
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A-Mac.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 71
Sitting... Standing would be too god damn hard.
Jul 27 2012 6:51PM
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salomonskiier12
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my threads for later
Jul 27 2012 9:45PM
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chicken
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Jul 27 2012 10:00PM
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Wallisch_pl
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I don't wipe
Jul 27 2012 10:51PM
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gravel
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already claimed inb4 on this
Jul 27 2012 11:00PM
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Wallisch_pl
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It was a joke...that would feel so weird walking around and not wiping
Jul 27 2012 11:04PM
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Gods_Father
Posts: 1466 - Karma: -284

had to bump this because i tried standing recently and wow it was so fucked

anybody who actually does this should be ashamed of themself...

Aug 30 2012 7:34PM
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no_steeze
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i crouch a few inches above the toilet seat to maximize the amount my cheeks are spread apart. that way i can get the proper leverage, clearance, and efficiency of a standing wipe but i don't smear poo poo all over my ass cheeks by letting them rub together when i stand up. I sit down after each wipe while i'm getting more toilet paper since my crouch is so aggressive it's uncomfortable to hold it while i'm unrolling the tp

my method is right, your method is wrong. enjoy your poopy butthole
Aug 30 2012 7:41PM
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PJS.
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Appropriate icon for this kind of internet truth.
Aug 30 2012 7:44PM
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Peter.
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real ballsy maneuver there
Aug 30 2012 7:46PM
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coolflash8
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I start sitting get it all off, then stand and wipe once to make sure there is none which will get on my undergarments, works like a charm :)
Aug 30 2012 7:49PM
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Utard
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Sit and fold but if I'm in a public bathroom I'll crumple a few sheets for the grand finale to increase surface area and maximize anal penetration for the confidence of that sparkling clean sphincter feel
Aug 30 2012 7:58PM
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E__
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I've always stood, never knew most people sat down haha, I find it easier to get it all clean standing up.
Aug 30 2012 8:00PM
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little1337
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samee
Aug 30 2012 8:32PM
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t-rent
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i used to stand to wipe, but durring marine boot camp there are no individual stalls in the head, so learned to sit down to wipe, out of courtesy to the other people around me

i once was a stander, now i am a sitter
Aug 30 2012 8:38PM
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SSteezle
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 7,693
if that's not inspirational i really dont' know what is.


with that said, I'm a stander
Aug 30 2012 8:44PM
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Phil-X-
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Sitting, folder here.

Aug 30 2012 8:49PM
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norton.
Posts: 940 - Karma: 1,624
standing and wiping? what the hell
Aug 31 2012 12:05AM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,781
Sit and roll to clean my butthoal
Aug 31 2012 12:16AM
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Aiden-P
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why would you?

Aug 31 2012 12:59AM
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swagburg
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Gavin is a coward for this one
Dec 14 2019 8:04PM
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xxACIDTRIPxx
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RialbThe real question is do you crumple or fold. I met a folder two weeks ago and was absolutely floored at the thought of it.


Floored.... wtf do people crumple tp lol?

also fuck those squirt my ass cleaning toilets... I used it and jetted a laser beam of hot water into my rectum, and splashed the shit all over my nuts. Why the hell do people use these things?
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