Okay, so this is going to seem like a really shitty (literally, too) thread topic, but I'm genuinely interested. Let's just say I was taking a shit, no toilet paper left, asked my friend to get some for me, he said I could just stand up and get it, that's how you wipe, anyway... Not me, I continued to argue that I wasn't about to stand up and walk while I had shit all over my rear. After a very heated argument I forced him to get it, but we still have not come to a conclusion of which way is the "right" or "majority" method of wiping. I'm a sitter, i don't fucking understand why people would stand, it'd mush the poop between your ass cheeks and such.
So, NS, do you wipe standing or sitting?
I fucking hope this doesn't come back to haunt me because I'm not using an alias.
inb4 I don't wipe
