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Shit...Condom broke lol

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picholasforbes
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Jul 25 2012 11:19PM
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Lansfield
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k.
Jul 25 2012 11:20PM
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Funkadelic
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lol
Jul 25 2012 11:20PM
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Backyard.Skier
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ahh
Jul 25 2012 11:21PM
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picholasforbes
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Damn magnums
Jul 25 2012 11:21PM
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Aidan-G
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Jul 25 2012 11:22PM
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picholasforbes
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I hope not lol
Jul 25 2012 11:22PM
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Aidan-G
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So you're keeping? Good for you! Noble choice
Jul 25 2012 11:23PM
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thenightman
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plan b is the best condom
Jul 25 2012 11:23PM
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TheButterHashira
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I read that in his voice and legitimately loled
Jul 25 2012 11:24PM
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LoathesRaisins
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Jul 25 2012 11:24PM
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picholasforbes
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HAHAHA
Jul 25 2012 11:25PM
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DirtYStylE
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Dude... wear two next time. Double the protection































NOT!
Be safe kiddies. Dont be a fool, wrap your tool
Jul 25 2012 11:36PM
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Wallisch_pl
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This thread sucks Now this thread is about the zoo..I went to the zoo a couple days ago
Jul 26 2012 12:11AM
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LIL-WAT
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threads for pics.
Jul 26 2012 1:52AM
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TRASHY.
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wooo baby time
Jul 26 2012 1:53AM
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katie.
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she wasn't on the pill?
Jul 26 2012 1:54AM
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SSteezle
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pics of said baby Jesus
Jul 26 2012 1:56AM
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Darth.Maul
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Owned! Jk bro thats why you don't go for the cheap ass condoms...

Wrap it before you tap it kiddos
Jul 26 2012 2:05AM
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JayMeZZy
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or at least get a morning after one?
Jul 26 2012 2:11AM
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Darth.Maul
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All you need is a coat hanger, vodka, a stick, a couple belts, and the Abortionator and any baby problem can be fixed within the hour

He charges extra for brown babies...
Jul 26 2012 2:15AM
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daannnnieel
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Or one loaded gun, two strands of rope, two cinderblocks, a bridge/boat, should do the trick.
Jul 26 2012 2:35AM
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Darth.Maul
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Hmm in that case i say we break out the 18V drill, egg beaters, M80s, and rubbing alcohol. But we must keep the fetus in pristine condition if its gonna bring good money at auction.
Jul 26 2012 2:38AM
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Hamster.
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First off, this thread is shitty, I'm sure you're the first to have this happen to you.

Second I really wanna say inb4 thread gets deleted, but its been around for a while now, so lets see.
Jul 26 2012 2:41AM
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daannnnieel
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you're just jealous.
Jul 26 2012 2:49AM
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so_gangk
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you mean the up to 72 hours after pill
Jul 26 2012 2:50AM
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taylornicky
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Nick knocked up Alex..... She's worth more than cheap condoms!
Jul 26 2012 2:56AM
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daannnnieel
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apparently not.
Jul 26 2012 3:13AM
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F-Beezy
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no not really worth it maybe worth a trash bag or atleast a grocery bag
Jul 26 2012 3:16AM
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daannnnieel
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I do believe I was wrong in saying she was worth less then a cheap condom.
Jul 26 2012 3:44AM
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taylornicky
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Never doubt me
Jul 26 2012 3:45AM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Jul 26 2012 5:14AM
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railbomber
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Jul 26 2012 6:03AM
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EASTIE21
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Not sure what you're saying here. As in on no! my condom broke, or more so your anal condom broke. Or perhaps you have some sort of safe poop style where you use condoms and they are your shit condoms.
Jul 26 2012 8:22AM
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skifoo
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Jul 26 2012 9:04AM
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CrotchKiller
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hahahaha
Jul 26 2012 9:52AM
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CliffyByro
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pahahahahaha
Jul 26 2012 9:58AM
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Backyard.Skier
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Jul 26 2012 10:03AM
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Hamster.
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hahahahaha this is good
Jul 26 2012 10:03AM
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Caspaaa
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shits expensive if you have to buy it more than a couple times


not as expensive as a child though.
Jul 26 2012 10:16AM
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Caspaaa
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i too, approve.
Jul 26 2012 10:17AM
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bdarb207
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My roomate in college always told me condoms are easier to change then diapers lol.
Jul 26 2012 10:54AM
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Peter.
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QFT
Jul 26 2012 11:00AM
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taylornicky
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These photos came from Facebook. She is op's girlfriend, and one of my closest childhood friends.
Jul 26 2012 11:02AM
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m-tang
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Jul 26 2012 11:12AM
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bdarb207
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She's probably stoked right now lol
Jul 26 2012 11:24AM
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taylornicky
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I don't think she knows the thread exists... And if so, she'd probably be creeped the fuck out.
Jul 26 2012 11:28AM
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katie.
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Our family friend starred in that commercial with the ripped sweater /claim
Jul 26 2012 11:31AM
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esotericjive
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lost
Jul 26 2012 11:36AM
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Spinoza
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Jul 26 2012 11:37AM
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NotGhood
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best gif i have seen in so long
Jul 26 2012 11:53AM
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