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Blowjobs or cheese?

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Amadeus.
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If you had to give up one for these rest of your life which one would it be? this is probably the toughest philosophical question i have ever encountered.

After hours of intense thought i think i would have to give up blow jobs.
Jul 25 2012 8:59PM
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802Valley
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you got a point there my friend, touché
Jul 26 2012 9:24AM
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taylornicky
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Hahahhahahahahaha why did I find this so funny?
Jul 26 2012 9:27AM
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SSteezle
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if someone's actually willing to give up nachos, they can kindly get the fuck out of this thread
Jul 26 2012 9:34AM
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HolySchimmel
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would give up blowjobas for sure. Cheese is way to awesome not to eat ever again. Technical question: are we only talking about organic cheese here or all the other stuff too? if its only organic, I might have to reconsider
Jul 26 2012 10:02AM
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Huck_Norris
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Yeah but only in the context of this thread soooooooooo yeah. Sorry about that.
Jul 26 2012 10:02AM
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taylornicky
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It's nacho thread, so you can't tell them what to do.
Jul 26 2012 10:07AM
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Caspaaa
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cheese in general





just think about some of your favorite foods, then eliminate all that have any cheese in them

it's so sad :( no more cheese puffs *gasp*
Jul 26 2012 10:12AM
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Huck_Norris
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I'd have to give up BJs. 

I'd still have regular sex and anal to go to anyways and I cannot- and will not- live my life without cheese.   

Jul 26 2012 10:26AM
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SSteezle
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Jul 26 2012 10:38AM
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bdarb207
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I thought this was the dumbest question I had ever heard until you said the word pizza. Touché salesmen.
Jul 26 2012 10:44AM
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theBearJew
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I love this gif.
Jul 26 2012 11:25AM
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HermioneGranger
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I'd like to retain my rights to gorgonzola.
Jul 26 2012 11:26AM
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katie.
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For females: would it be giving up giving blowjobs OR giving up receiving oral? Because in that case cheese has its fight cut out for it....
Jul 26 2012 11:29AM
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taylornicky
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I would choose cheese any day.
Jul 26 2012 11:32AM
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snwbrdmilf
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Giving up receiving oral - and I would never give up cheese. To never be able to taste fresh homemade ricotta again would kill me. Honestly. And blue cheese with my wings? Nachos? Farmer's market beer cheese? Too easy to answer. Oral is never as good as a hunk of yummy yummy cheese.
Jul 26 2012 11:46AM
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.RYAN66
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when I read the op I thought this was a no brainer, but there is no way I could give up cheese. especially since it is on so much you dont even think about. no way I could not eat parmesan on my pasta. or moldy bleu chunks with wings, nachos, tacos, burritos, cheddar on burgers, some buffalo wing cheese with crackers while watching a game.


fuck I love cheese.
Jul 26 2012 12:11PM
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Amadeus.
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It would be giving up receiving oral not giving oral.
Jul 26 2012 12:32PM
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Huck_Norris
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A nice philo, fruit and brie loaf as foreplay get me wet as fuck. 
Jul 26 2012 3:05PM
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Pineal
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thanks for a great sig
Jul 26 2012 3:10PM
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Tree60
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Here's a even harder one. Cheese or sex?
Jul 26 2012 3:13PM
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bdarb207
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That makes it alot easier. Cheese is great but let's not get out of hand here.
Jul 26 2012 7:08PM
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Bateman
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cheese i think.
Jul 26 2012 7:10PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Do Americans really put cheese on everything?
Jul 26 2012 7:10PM
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TheClap.
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yeah we do
Jul 26 2012 7:14PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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But isn't 90% of the cheese in the U.S.A. processed cheese AKA fake cheese?

I tried it once it was horrible.
Jul 26 2012 7:17PM
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TheClap.
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yup

its why we are all fat-asses
Jul 26 2012 7:18PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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you mean you don't? man, you're missing out.
Jul 26 2012 7:19PM
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majora
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OP youre a genius if you thought of this yourself.

after much thought.. cheese takes the cake. sex can replace blowjobs but cheese comes in so many varieties and could never be replaced.

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I cant but blowjobs on my pizza
Jul 26 2012 7:21PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Ah well European cheeses are worse in the fat rating.
(especially the blue cheeses like Gorgonzola.)


But we usually only put a bit on a baguette or some toast.
Jul 26 2012 7:24PM
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ShreddAZ
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I eat cheese breakfast, lunch and dinner
Jul 26 2012 7:27PM
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bdarb207
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It sucks they named the worst kind of cheese American. Lol
Jul 26 2012 7:40PM
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Amadeus.
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my friend brought it to me and we had a really long conversation about it haha so i figured i would asks you guys.
Jul 26 2012 7:44PM
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k-fred
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I have a better one, bacon or bjs? I'd seriously give up bjs...
Jul 26 2012 7:48PM
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bdarb207
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^ nope.
Jul 26 2012 8:09PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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this totally depends on what type of bj we're talking about here...if you're talking toe curling, no gag reflex, championship dick sucking, then bacon's gotta go. but if you're talking about teeth scraping, hafta smack a bitch bjs, then i'll keep my bacon.
Jul 26 2012 8:16PM
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bdarb207
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Sounds like you're down with some whack chicks.
Jul 26 2012 9:01PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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lol. nah, just wise enough to know that not every girl can give an amazing beej. sad, but true.
Jul 26 2012 9:04PM
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bdarb207
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True story. If the chick gives some grade a provolone, clearly gotta keep her around. Lol
Jul 26 2012 9:07PM
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Amadeus.
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im not sure. bacon isn't something that is as common as cheese. Like the amount of shit cheese is in is insane. I could go without bacon way more than i could go without cheese. Also we eat way more cheese then we do bacon.
Jul 26 2012 9:35PM
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PJS.
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Man I don't even have an opinion, but I'm from Wisconsin and I fucking love cheese.

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Jul 26 2012 9:38PM
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miroz
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Blow jobs. Sex is way better, anyway, and cheese is way too prevalent on everything these days.

"Sir, would you like grated cheese on your [insert restaurant dish here]?"
-"No thanks, I wish, but I traded it for blow jobs."
Jul 26 2012 9:39PM
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snowflexzone
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I hate cheese, and never could stand it. But after seeing how many people are giving up cheese, I finally understand why everybody is so shocked to see me order everything without cheese.
Jul 26 2012 10:23PM
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ironic
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This.
Jul 26 2012 10:29PM
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JzD.
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Does cheese wiz count, because I'm still unsure if that's actually cheese
Jul 26 2012 10:53PM
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chicken
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that's not hard at all. no man would ever choose cheese over sex. that's easier than the original question which is also pretty damn easy (cheese is the correct answer)
Jul 26 2012 11:17PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Well if I gave up cheese I would lose some serious weight, and if I lost some weight I would only get more and more blowjobs so...tough decision, I really like cheese.
Jul 26 2012 11:38PM
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daannnnieel
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No, cheese wiz is flavored rubber.
Jul 26 2012 11:57PM
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charmander
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bj's, i mean id just as soon have sex anyways
Jul 27 2012 12:44AM
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stalefish.
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how can you hate cheese? there are so many different flavors dude.
Jul 27 2012 12:46AM
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Algebra
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i'd give up cheese. its only good on pizza and grilled cheese. otherwise i hate the shit
Jul 27 2012 12:48AM
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