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Things I can afford, but don't want.

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lgski
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Satellite tv Corded vacuums My 1996 Toyota Camry A Dell
Jul 24 2012 2:05AM
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Travapple.
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a dirty hooker
Jul 24 2012 2:08AM
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Toaster-Tony
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Surfaces
Dildos
Heroine
Jul 24 2012 2:09AM
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Big_Spence
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a girlfriend.
Jul 24 2012 2:11AM
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TheClap.
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Jul 24 2012 2:12AM
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Travapple.
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word
Jul 24 2012 2:12AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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surfaces. made me lol
Jul 24 2012 2:30AM
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SacZiplock
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Jul 24 2012 10:57AM
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maynaiseman
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A personal island
Jul 24 2012 10:59AM
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theBearJew
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AIDS
Jul 24 2012 11:07AM
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Rachy
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fake boobs
Jul 24 2012 11:08AM
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Anathema
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braces. i had em when i was like 14 but my teeth have gotten a bit crooked since, and i've always thought about getting braces again for like 6 months just to straighten em out, but i don't want to be that 26 year old dude with braces. maybe i should look into those invisalign retainers..
Jul 24 2012 11:14AM
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VD.
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lost

add boones to the list

Jul 24 2012 11:17AM
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Sno.
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let's get an NS donation fund going for this.
Jul 24 2012 11:21AM
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bdarb207
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Ramen. Never again...
Jul 24 2012 11:43AM
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Flacko
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you read the title wrong
Jul 24 2012 11:45AM
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Sno.
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ahaha. I thought this was the other thread, too.

Jul 24 2012 11:51AM
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cornholio
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jiberish, supreme
Jul 24 2012 12:55PM
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TheClap.
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live on it still nbd
Jul 24 2012 2:24PM
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K-Dot.
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what I came here to say
Jul 24 2012 2:25PM
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Petey.
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you know i was thinkin the same thing
Jul 24 2012 2:27PM
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SkierX
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A new keyboard that contains punctuation keys?
Jul 24 2012 2:43PM
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Backyard.Skier
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yeah this.
Jul 24 2012 3:27PM
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K-Dot.
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Jul 24 2012 5:33PM
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soulskier
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i can afford dozens of things i dont want, but i will never was
Jul 24 2012 8:28PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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Jul 24 2012 8:31PM
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K-Dot.
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Jul 24 2012 8:34PM
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joshua
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A smart phone.
Jul 24 2012 8:37PM
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Big_Spence
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you can't afford that.
Jul 24 2012 8:40PM
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1337
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pshhhttt, lets be real spence, nobody can afford a girlfriend
Jul 24 2012 8:42PM
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JayMeZZy
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this is just a claim thread
Jul 24 2012 8:45PM
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BlackCupid
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A computer that can often even more leave first between live!

Just kidding, I can't afford that.
Jul 24 2012 9:18PM
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K-Dot.
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Jul 24 2012 9:38PM
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cornholio
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Jul 24 2012 9:40PM
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TechnoPotamus
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meth

pcp

listening to people's opinions

50 gallons of milk

a pinky ring

a rimjob from a hooker

sugar cookies from harlem

a tricycle

sketchers shoes

a girlfriend, maybe my wallet can afford it but my sanity can't

dysentery and all of my oxen dying on the oregon trail because i wouldn't barter away my 500 pounds of bacon for medical supplies


Jul 24 2012 10:23PM
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Ac31stuff
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get the car
Jul 24 2012 10:26PM
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Caspaaa
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word.
Jul 24 2012 10:30PM
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BrewskiJr
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Jiberish
Jul 24 2012 10:44PM
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esotericjive
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yankees tickets, pineapple fanta, tropical skittles and a subscription to playgirl.
Jul 24 2012 10:53PM
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Pretzel___Slaya
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McDonald's food, I always feel sick after it
Jul 25 2012 12:16AM
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Lansfield
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that is the ugliest piece of shit ever
Jul 25 2012 12:26AM
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bigbromskier
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not getting the full security deposit back, sardine sandwich
Jul 25 2012 12:26AM
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Lansfield
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that is the ugliest piece of shit ever
Jul 25 2012 12:26AM
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midget.
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a subaru
Jul 25 2012 12:45AM
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1337
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this needs to be recognized for its sheer brilliance, humor, and absolutely perfect fit for this thread
Jul 25 2012 12:48AM
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.Bigcat.
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AIDS
Jul 25 2012 1:13AM
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