Let me tell you, i'll never forgot how i did.
So at the time i was flirting with this girl, gorgeous girl. I had hooked up with her this one night and upon getting home, i found a lovely text. So one thing lead to another, i got a few pics and well... it was time for a dick pic.
So i figured i'd download instagram and add a little class to it, maybe blur out some sketchy areas. I was in a rush, so i flew through whole sign up with fb thing and just put in a random username, i didnt really care what it was for. So i snap the shot, and there was a load bar on top. i figured it was just finalizing it, like to make iphone compatible or smt, idk. Once it said done it was ready to send...
The next morning, a buddy of mine calls me and tells me like straight up "dude your dick is on instragram". As i hear this, my heart starts pounding, i was confused, what did he mean by "on instagram"? Well it turns out Instagram is a WHOLE FUCKING COMMUNITY with fallowers n shit. another great thing, its connect to my facebook. I had 45 followers, 700+ fb friends. that shit went straight to my WALL. I had shown my instagramed penis to almost everyone i know...
So i deleted the pics as fast as i could. But i'm sure there still lurking around somewhere on the internet... who knows. But on a lighter note, the girl and I got a long great and she is now my gf. Needless to say, deleting my facebook was a must after that. I never got around to making another account, glad i didnt, less worries.
