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THRUSTERS ARE FUCKING CLIMBING

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Dinner420
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<<ATTENTIO>>SOMEONE THE FUCK NEEDS TO GET TO THRUSTERS IN JETWAY 3C AND 3D. THEY ARE AT 92%.... IF WE MISS THIS CHANCE WE ARE FUCKED FOR 2 WEEKS. GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND DO SOMETHING. WE NEED TO GET TO ALFA CNETARI AND NOT FUCK THIS MISSSION OVER.
Jul 23 2012 5:00PM
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Peter.
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Jul 23 2012 5:08PM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
OVER RIDE CODE IS 39-C45-633FXZ-95. MISSION CONTROL HAS THE GREEN LIGHT WAVING UP LET GET IT NOW BOYAAS. FUCKING 10-53-00 HAS DISSAPOINTES ME TOO MUCHSAS
Jul 23 2012 5:08PM
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malonius_funk
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i'm on it.

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Jul 23 2012 5:10PM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
FUCKK YEA REAL NIGGA SPACE TRAVELER. GET THIS SHIT INTO HYPED SPACES AND TITTIE FUCK THE STARS....... THIS ID 12-15-06 OVER AND COUNTSE FUCKING DOWN TO INGNITION SEQWENCE NUGGA.
Jul 23 2012 5:11PM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
10-53-00 REPORT TO CAPTAINS ROOM QUATERS YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. YOU NEARLY FUCKES THE MISSUUIONS.
Jul 23 2012 5:17PM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M YELLING!
Jul 23 2012 5:20PM
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SamMcChesney
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Jul 23 2012 5:20PM
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malonius_funk
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this is gonna be stickied, right?
Jul 23 2012 5:20PM
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Fun_dip
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AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHH SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTT
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Jul 23 2012 5:31PM
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Peter.
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Jul 23 2012 5:32PM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
10-53-00 IS DINGOSEAN. HE SAT BACK WITH TWITTLEING HIS ELBOWS UP HIS ASS WHILE YOU COVERED HIS SHISTS. WELL DONE SPACE CADET YOU DESERVER FREEE WOMEN BEEN MARIJUANA AND INTERESTING SPACE THINGS.
Jul 23 2012 5:34PM
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Peter.
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Jul 23 2012 5:37PM
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Peter.
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porkins checking in
Jul 23 2012 5:40PM
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TheClap.
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que
Jul 23 2012 5:41PM
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Dinner420
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verry good space cadet. where in the fuck is 10-53-00 (dignosean) drag his asses to my commands post. That fuck almost blewed this whole $7,000 trillion mission. He better not be drunker than red beard in the zero gravity room with thos chimpanzees again.
Jul 23 2012 5:44PM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
coppy red leader. land your fleet in the C landing bay. We are jumping space in t-45 minutes.
Jul 23 2012 5:46PM
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Dinner420
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OHHHH DICK not another AWOL cadet. Sounds good red leader. crews are in the bay expecting.


<<<<<ATTENTION>>>>>ATTENTION<<<<<< WE HAVE AND AWOL CADET. POSSIBLY NAKED AND ARMED IN THE C JETWAY. WE NEED HIM ALIVE. AT ALL COSTS TRY AND MITIGATE THE SITUATION BY OFFERING BEER AND OR A LOCKED AND LOADED BONG TO THE MENTALLY DISCOURAGED CADET.
Jul 23 2012 5:55PM
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majora
Posts: 860 - Karma: 157
this thread is gold wtf is goinf on
Jul 23 2012 6:00PM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
THC AFTER BURNERS ENGAGED! TRICHOME FUEL CELLS ARE FULL AND AT THE READY FOR IGNITION SEQUENCE.
Jul 23 2012 6:01PM
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theBearJew
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NASTY BUTLER CHECKING IN. IM GOING IN FOR THE SHOT.
Jul 23 2012 6:08PM
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Fun_dip
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Cleptsii reporting for duty, Red Leader.
Jul 23 2012 6:11PM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
STARTING SEQUENCE. DIFFUSERS ARE AT 3,000 DEGREES AND CLIMBING. MISSION CONTROL JUPITER HAS GIVEN ME THE GREEN THUMB. WE ARE CLEAR FOR LAUNCH THC TO CBN RATIOS ARE PERFECT FOR COMBUSTION. ENGAGING FUEL CELL INJECTION AND WE HAVE IGNITION.

OF TO THE EDGE OF SPACE BOYS. WE HAVE BEER WOMEN AND QUANITIES OF HIGH GRADE DANK FREE TO ALL CADETS.  
Jul 23 2012 6:12PM
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Mr_Mackey
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What the fuck am I missing here?
Jul 23 2012 6:21PM
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CliffyByro
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you guys:

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Jul 23 2012 6:21PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
no, this

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Jul 23 2012 6:24PM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
Gold leader is passed out drunk in his x-wing, in the landing bay.

Commencing warp drive dab is read for ignition. and we are off. kahhkahk khhakakhaskk kahhhaa damn
HOLD YOUR DICKS AND STRAP THE FUCK UP.

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Jul 23 2012 6:24PM
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Joebin
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BIG RED STANDING BY

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Jul 23 2012 6:25PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
Posts: 750 - Karma: 346
mission control this is commander bubbles, I'm getting an NPS warning light on the link monitor control subsystem. I'm requestion reallocation to main OMS firing to CDS at level six, please advise.


Jul 23 2012 6:26PM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
thrusters just kicked in, yo
Jul 23 2012 6:29PM
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CrotchKiller
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Jul 23 2012 6:32PM
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CliffyByro
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hahaha yes. i was looking for that but couldnt remember the name of the meme
Jul 23 2012 6:38PM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
Gold leader has just exited the flight bay and is drunker than jack sparrow. I am unsure where he is going and I will relay sos and send the medical unit to your site. ETA 2 minutes. What is the outlook red leader?
Jul 23 2012 7:14PM
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Big5hifty
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[img[http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwd8r84hbz1qa8o7a.gif[/img]
Jul 23 2012 7:20PM
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Big5hifty
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fuck
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Jul 23 2012 7:21PM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
The medical ship should be there extra THC is on board. You will be put into a THC induced coma until you heal from your sustained injuries.
Jul 23 2012 7:36PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
THIS IS MAJOR TOM TO GROUND CONTROL IM STEPPING THROUGH THE DOOR AND IM FLOATING IN A MOST PECULIAR WAY AND THE STARS LOOK VERY DIFFERENT TODAY
Jul 23 2012 7:40PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
I LOVE THE ROLLING STONES....
Jul 23 2012 7:42PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
FACEPALM
Jul 23 2012 7:43PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
sure is /b/ in here...
actually get the fuck out with this shit.
Jul 23 2012 7:44PM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
Major I have spotted you from the flight deck. Ground control are responsive. The are probably busy getting our complementary drinks and pussy. What are the conditions out of the the ship. I am dosing acid to prepare for my deep space walk journey. You must be careful. And be sure you take enough thc before exiting our space cruising vessel. 
Jul 23 2012 7:51PM
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CliffyByro
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HAHAHAHAHA




ASHES TO ASHES FUNK TO FUNKY WE KNOW MAJOR TOM'S A JUNKY STRUNG OUT IN HEAVEN'S HIGH HITTING AN ALL TIME LOW
Jul 23 2012 7:54PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
THIS THREAD HAS A SUBTLE DRUG USE UNDERTONE.
Jul 23 2012 7:55PM
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Rialb
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Jul 23 2012 7:58PM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
Ground control *un-responsive.
Jul 23 2012 8:04PM
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CliffyByro
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refer to the bottom post on page 1 (or the last post i made if its not at the bottom)
Jul 23 2012 8:07PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
can you hear me major tom?
can you hear me major tom?
can you hear me major tom?
can you hear me major tom?
Jul 23 2012 8:08PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM.
Jul 23 2012 8:11PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
MY MOTHER SAID TO GET THINGS DONE
YOU'D BETTER NOT MESS WITH MAJOR TOM
Jul 23 2012 8:14PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,752
FUCK...ITS A TRAP
Jul 23 2012 8:17PM
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Benji.
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Jul 23 2012 8:52PM
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