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The types of stoners

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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
Scavenger - Sneakily comes into the smoke sesh never brings his/her own weed and expects to get smoked out.



The in the closet stoner - Most likely a parent who hides their weed smoking from their spouse and children. Tries to be stealthy as hell but eventually everyone gets caught.

The Giver - Supper chill and always has mass quantities and is willing to smoke you out no doubt.

Loaner - Loans weed to friends in need.

Papa Tokes - A father that is always down to smoke bowls with his kids and is stoned a majority of the day.

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Jul 22 2012 5:19PM
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Yeezy
Posts: 1652 - Karma: 206
Douchey ones
oh wait. thats all of them
Jul 22 2012 5:20PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I don't ever expect to get toked up though. Does that mean I have friends?
Jul 22 2012 5:22PM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
Jah Asshat-the one stoner who thinks weed is the greatest thing ever and thinks less of people who don't smoke. See: Trustafarian.
Jul 22 2012 5:26PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
The Off one- That friend that you don't really know whats going on in his head, but its not normal, has habits of saying and doing weird shit. Weird shit.
Jul 22 2012 5:43PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Haha I have one those friends. One of the funniest guys I've ever known though.
Jul 22 2012 5:52PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I know too many people like this.
Jul 22 2012 5:53PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
I have a friend who when we first started toking like walked around my house swinging his arms talking to himself. It was weird shit and he knocked off this ceramic horse thing off a table and put a dent in my floor - _ -. Now whenever I blaze with him he always talks about how much of a pothead he is. He is one of my inspiration to quit smoking because of how gay the crowd is here.
Jul 22 2012 6:03PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Ridiculous*

Jul 22 2012 6:04PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
Im known as the Giver with my close group a friends. Only thing is they steal me fifths all the time for smoking them out so much so we are pretty much even.
Jul 22 2012 6:05PM
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ihitchadsgap
Posts: 472 - Karma: 55
the douchebag- the kid who wears rasta everything, bob marley shirt, and never is not talking about smoking yet ironically only smokes once a month
Jul 22 2012 6:07PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
The Driver - always the host for high rides, almost never pays, but drives around to pick everyone up and doesn't care about hot boxing his ride. So it's chill.
Jul 22 2012 6:59PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
the sketch: that asshole that makes everyone anxious for no fucking reason.
Jul 22 2012 7:02PM
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PG_EDA
Posts: 472 - Karma: 786
The DIY - Always finds a new way to make a good diy bong, when its needed the most.

The Oblivious - Remembers everything, but something. Got kush, roach and lighter, but forgot the papers. Got weed, dont got blunt.

The Sneaky Steve - Always fucks up the rotation, or rotates to himself once in a while. Its puff puff pass bitch, nothing else.

The Muncher - Always has to be the first person to mention food, and or the munchies.

The Prepared - Always has a pre-rolled on him. So when in need, he is always prepared.
Jul 22 2012 8:24PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
oh look canada gets boned again
Jul 22 2012 8:29PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
Cool you just saw half baked I care soooooo much.
Jul 22 2012 8:45PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Hey its a classic come on
Jul 22 2012 8:53PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
this is how I picture ISmokeweed
Jul 22 2012 8:54PM
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Executive.
Posts: 267 - Karma: 220
i feel like people always do that to me, or they say they're broke right now and they'll let me have some of theirs in the future.....im still waiting for that to happen
Jul 22 2012 8:56PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
beezey- always offering to share spliffs, always has spliffs. Is spliff
Jul 22 2012 9:18PM
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dique_cheeez
Posts: 61 - Karma: 11
the one that smoked more pots that you can. jk jk t-break day 5. idk if ill be able to hit a bong by the end of this break.


Jul 22 2012 9:45PM
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Emma_Watson
Posts: 4491 - Karma: 6,796
L's to the left
Jul 22 2012 9:49PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
the barfer..

he just always takes a hit and coughs and barfs every goddamn where

the rude boy./.. some how a guy smokes some pot and holy shit he is Jamaican

Jul 22 2012 9:55PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
I thought this was america
Jul 22 2012 9:59PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
tobacco and weed=spliff
Jul 23 2012 1:34AM
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SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 390
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Jul 23 2012 1:39AM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
I like. I usual fuse in a .5g hash core in my spliff with about a 1.5g of weed and .2 of tobacco to help it burn nicely. That is my recipe for an Alexander spliff.
Jul 23 2012 1:43AM
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forrest-cole
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 495
100& Giver, unless the times are ruff..
Jul 23 2012 1:44AM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
The-know-it-all: When baked knows the answer to every goddamn question known to man.
Jul 23 2012 1:46AM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
A new one just popped into my noggin.

The Specialist - Has various kinds of smoking tools in his arsenal at the ready and mobile in times of need. Different sized bowl pieces, assortments or (water) pipes, rolling papers and most importantly snack mix. You can always count on them having concentrates or good bud on deck and ready to be smoked since they are always conscientious about the THC to plant matter ratio of the product they are smoking. 
Jul 23 2012 2:02AM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
TIL I hate everyone on this website.


Wait I meant to say, I hate everyone
Jul 23 2012 2:19AM
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sir_drums_a_lot
Posts: 335 - Karma: 14
Confucius: the guy or girl who every time they smoke, things seem clearer and make more sense to them and makes sure everyone around them knows. I had a friend try to explain his newfound enlightenment about calculus to me while we were baked. I didn't listen to a single fucking word.
Jul 23 2012 2:29AM
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 35
thats me

i guess you could also say im the scavenger.
Jul 23 2012 2:34AM
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Kreech
Posts: 4178 - Karma: 3,024
The faker- this one should be pretty self-explanatory. Especially common in middle school.
Jul 23 2012 2:37AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
hahah classic
Jul 23 2012 2:39AM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
The Gremlin - A no good sabotaging thief. At first they seem like a cool and regular person until they get a look at one of your nugs and pinch a bit off for them selves for little midnight cheech. Gremlins are very mischievous and crafty. You usually find out you have been swindled after the smoke sesh because of their crafty nature and you are too stoned to notice.

The Hustle Puffer - This person is always rushed and short on time during their smoke. They usually try and discreetly guzzle down a bowl or two in between work breaks or, the short passing periods during school hours.
Jul 23 2012 2:55AM
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sir_drums_a_lot
Posts: 335 - Karma: 14
I actually have a secondhand story about one of these.

A friend of mine was at a party when a total tool shows up and asks if anyone will smoke him out. So my friend goes out and picks a bunch of weeds and grass from the yard and rolls a fat joint with it, then the tool proceeds to smoke it. He then ran around and said he was high as fuck, which he obviously wasn't because he just smoked a bunch of random plants from a yard. Anyway he got trolled hard that night.
Jul 23 2012 3:14AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
The perfectionist- cares about friends five star weed smoking and provides advice for better weed smoking
Jul 23 2012 10:49PM
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EastCoastPowBird
Posts: 100 - Karma: 20
That happened to me as well except the total tool was a big bearded coke head who emerged out of the wilderness and was bench pressing cars. he got some weed. later on he raped an old lady
Jul 24 2012 4:29PM
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crieschl
Posts: 644 - Karma: 108
The starter- The guy that just wants to get people high that have never done it before, and just wants to get them super baked

(couldn't think of a better name for it)
Jul 24 2012 4:40PM
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snakerton
Posts: 2434 - Karma: 1,977
that guy that coughs too much
that guy that wants to get really fuckin high everytime
that guy with the "brilliant ideas" stfu
that guy that wants to see the water
the guy that thinks every car is a cop
that guy with the stupid homemade bong
that guy that thinks he can roll but cants
that guy whos lighter is always dead
that guy who cant walk straight
the guy who wants to smoke more
that french inhale guy
Jul 24 2012 5:08PM
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stalefish.
Posts: 464 - Karma: 79
hahaha nice i like this list
Jul 24 2012 5:11PM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
haha I had a friend in highschool who was this guy.

I think at times I have been "the dude", the one who just says "Dude.." and then pauses only to say it again a few minutes later, but never actually saying anything of significance.
Jul 24 2012 5:21PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51626 - Karma: 162,071
I smoked weed once, and nobody died. I didn't get into a car accident, I didn't OD on heroin the next day, nothing happened. We sat on NSG for 11 hours. Now whats gonna happen on NSG? Nothing. You have a better shot dying out there in the real world. Driving hard to the rim, ice skating with a girl.Now you wanna keep yourself alive, you go online to NSG and sit on there till your 86. Safest thing in the world. But me, I'll take my chances out there. Call me reckless.
Jul 24 2012 5:32PM
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stalefish.
Posts: 464 - Karma: 79
uh, wut?
Jul 24 2012 6:04PM
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