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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Everything we do in life is really a giant plot to have more sex. Discuss. Or post other thought provoking and profound ideas.
Jul 21 2012 5:02PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
if this is true then my life is an epic failure so far.
Jul 21 2012 5:07PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,279
that post literally made me feel retarded
Jul 21 2012 5:08PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
nope, just cuddles. they're my favorite.
Jul 21 2012 5:10PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
I disagree, I went to spray some Cider vinegar on my self today to help my sunburn and it had nothing to do with sex, only the fact that my body hurts and i like the smell of cider vinegar
Jul 21 2012 5:10PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,150
this made me lol
Jul 21 2012 5:12PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
thought of the day.

"i think op is gay"
Jul 21 2012 5:16PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Patience is so hard. It's tearing me apart and sex is not really my motivation, But it will be nice
Jul 21 2012 7:02PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
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Jul 21 2012 7:07PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3717 - Karma: 7,506
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Jul 21 2012 8:02PM
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-JME-
Posts: 679 - Karma: 33
I like some cuds as well

Jul 21 2012 8:09PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
I dont even get it k+
Jul 21 2012 8:14PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Only post I approve +k
Jul 21 2012 8:20PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
IT RHYMED SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Jul 21 2012 8:32PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
false, you sprayed it onto yourself to alleviate the sunburn so that you are painfree so that you can go to the beach again so that you can get tan/see las chicas so that you can have sex.

and because it smells good so that girls will be attracted to you so that you can have sex.


and something with a dinosaur.... i forget what though.
Jul 21 2012 8:44PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
so we're just like every other animal on the planet?

except for maybe pandas.
Jul 21 2012 9:01PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37166 - Karma: 116,496
Nah. Troy. Had a good pOint. Life is all about who can have the most fun.
Jul 21 2012 9:06PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Better start reevaluating my sexuality then...
Jul 21 2012 9:06PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
I, too, approve of cuddling with da bitches.
Jul 21 2012 9:07PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Your quickly becoming my favorite member, and I have know idea why
Jul 21 2012 9:26PM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
dildos? me likey
Jul 21 2012 9:33PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
For me?! You should've have.
Jul 21 2012 9:38PM
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tds103
Posts: 679 - Karma: 74
How small and insignificant our lives are in the grand scheme of the universe--quite humbling.
Jul 21 2012 9:47PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
IMO..

Sex is awesome.. but I don't think it's as amazing as to where I need to talk about it all the time and constantly be needing to seek it out. I would much rather be skiing or spending time with friends instead. That doesn't mean I never want to have it, but seriously, there are so many other great things in life that are just as fun to do.
Jul 21 2012 9:51PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Oh fuck mobile...
Jul 21 2012 10:03PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
that was one of the most unnecessary uses of calling someone retarded and gay that i've ever seen. you should be proud. and no offense op, but that was neither profound nor deep. really one of the simplest and shallowest explanations for "why are we here?"
Jul 21 2012 11:47PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
Has the rustling begun?
Jul 21 2012 11:52PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
I kinda agree? I guess? I'm going to loose sleep over this though. I fucking hate you op, I hate people who make me loose sleep.
Jul 21 2012 11:55PM
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Bogs
Posts: 4296 - Karma: 1,361
to be honest, i'm not sure what that is supposed to mean
Jul 22 2012 12:02AM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
Meh, dont worry about it. But with regards to the thread, I caved and ate McDonalds today, and i cant figure out how this relates to sexual gratification. I mean, i hate myself for it, why would i do it for the ladies?
Jul 22 2012 12:12AM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
isn't this biologically true? I read an article somewhere about this and it was pretty interesting. I can't find it though.
Jul 22 2012 12:16AM
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TallerThanThou
Posts: 615 - Karma: 13
You have obviously not had good sex.
Jul 22 2012 1:15AM
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
It's obvious to see YOU must not be having sex very often. Before you have it, it's put on a giant pedestal. Then when you experience it, and it becomes normal. It's not nearly as important as it once was.
Jul 22 2012 2:37AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21068 - Karma: 8,414
The only point in life is to become a sex slave and sell yourself for jiberish tall t's and t-walls ski boots. I mean, who doesn't want ski boots with show laces!?!?!?!?!
Jul 22 2012 2:59AM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
I agree wholeheartedly.
Jul 22 2012 3:02AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21068 - Karma: 8,414
fuckers! i meant "shoe laces!?!?!?!?!"
Jul 22 2012 3:07AM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3717 - Karma: 7,506
but you love people who make you tight sleep?
Jul 22 2012 1:24PM
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