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When older women go into the bathroom in movies before having sex...

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RubberSoul
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...what are they supposedly doing? "freshening up?" putting in a diaphragm or something? anyone know?
Jul 19 2012 4:10PM
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Blurst
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Either peeing, shitting, diddling, anal beading, lubricating, mentally preparing or maybe just doing some crazy girl thing that us men dont even know about yet!
Jul 19 2012 4:12PM
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Mr.Sloth
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/thread
Jul 19 2012 4:13PM
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theBearJew
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Probably filling up their bladders.
Jul 19 2012 4:13PM
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Laurent.
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Vaginal douche.
Jul 19 2012 4:13PM
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mowglii
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they're getting warmed up with the toilet plunger first
Jul 19 2012 4:15PM
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little1337
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win
Jul 19 2012 4:15PM
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RubberSoul
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lots of...great answers but i'd love to hear from a better source, such as a female..ideally an older one
Jul 19 2012 6:27PM
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Peter.
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this is an unreal thread
Jul 19 2012 6:29PM
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Sno.
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removing their vagina weight (i dunno it was in a weeds episode)
Jul 19 2012 6:30PM
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Piste.Off
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removing their tampons
Jul 19 2012 6:30PM
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soulskier
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prepping
Jul 19 2012 6:37PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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streaching
Jul 19 2012 7:01PM
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CliffyByro
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Jul 19 2012 7:03PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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inb4 females
Jul 19 2012 7:14PM
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Jane6
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if I told you, I would have to kill you.
Jul 19 2012 7:34PM
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Jane6
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last time I checked I didnt have ginger pubes.
Jul 19 2012 7:46PM
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Crispy.
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1st page of many
Jul 19 2012 8:03PM
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Spinoza
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LIAR DON'T LISTEN TO SKIIERMAN'S LIES
Jul 19 2012 8:22PM
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tripnip
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go find a milf i know many NSers have been known to find them....

Jul 19 2012 8:28PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Jul 19 2012 8:30PM
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Trollolo
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epic thread. Ive wondered for so long
Jul 19 2012 8:43PM
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74267000027
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inb4 mary o
Jul 19 2012 8:46PM
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Spinoza
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and theyre just putting on lingerie you stupid nuuuubs
Jul 19 2012 8:47PM
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RubberSoul
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naw not always. that would be obvious

Jul 19 2012 9:00PM
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Sno.
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they're washing their vajay so it smells/tastes good
Jul 19 2012 9:01PM
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RubberSoul
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Jul 19 2012 9:03PM
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Anathema
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probably asking herself "if he cums, what do i do with it?"
Jul 19 2012 9:05PM
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Jib-Ninja
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lol why would he NOT cum??
Jul 19 2012 9:18PM
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pomme-de-terre
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because sometimes you're too drunk. or halfway through you look down and think "this bitch is ugly" or you get hit with some foul odor that makes you just forget about being in the mood to fuck, or your neighbor walks in on you. sometimes the phone rings and its an important call youve been expecting, maybe she made you wear a condomn. possibly the girl you are copulating with has a habit of pinching your ass, or screaming at you to call her "grandma" or insists on referring to you as "bitch" the whole time. maybe you just had a long day and really dont give a fuck. the girl youre with might get sore, or get really sensitive and ticklish after she comes and has to take a break. maybe poop is involved, or it starts to rain and you left your sunroof open.


or sometimes you just dont cum. shit happens man. but life goes on. "la macchina va dove vanno gli ochhi"
Jul 19 2012 10:39PM
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ihitchadsgap
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love that show!!! just watched this episode yesterday. too funny
Jul 19 2012 10:43PM
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Toaster-Tony
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I'm casting my vote on this.
Jul 19 2012 10:44PM
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Blurst
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epic post is wonderful
Jul 19 2012 10:46PM
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pmsnow
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I don't think this could have been explained any better.
Jul 19 2012 10:50PM
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Forcillo
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I believe MaryO would have the most accurate answer to this question.
Jul 19 2012 11:42PM
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Forcillo
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I believe MaryO would have the most accurate answer to this question.
Jul 19 2012 11:42PM
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asfdfads
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having sex with me
Jul 19 2012 11:59PM
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iSmokeweed
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Jul 20 2012 12:23AM
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lord-steezus
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this
Jul 20 2012 12:32AM
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lord-steezus
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this
Jul 20 2012 12:32AM
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B.Pol
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Seeing if there is a window she can climb out of.
Jul 20 2012 12:41AM
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Joebin
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Jul 20 2012 12:44AM
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SKIWAGEN
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tehehee
Jul 20 2012 12:47AM
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chuck_testa
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i think this might be the most accurate response.
Jul 20 2012 12:53AM
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crab_pretzel
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hahaha holy shit this thread is hilarious. ill take a seat right here
Jul 20 2012 12:56AM
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senorpuppy
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They are taping their weiners up so you wont see them while comencing anal sex
Jul 20 2012 1:00AM
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Jake...
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i see what you did there. too lazy to bite.
Jul 20 2012 2:39AM
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hoodratz47
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i would imagine that they go in to the bathroom and tickle the skittle to get the juices flowing par say


Jul 20 2012 3:54AM
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Sno.
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^no, jesus, women suck. The story has GOT to be better than that.
Jul 20 2012 4:10AM
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stoned_sorcerer
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Ever heard about tantra?


Also, here's a vagina weight for you guys

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Jul 20 2012 6:22AM
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