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When people are making fun of you

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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
When people are making fun of you and joking how do you get them back or some out so that your better than them?  Anyone got any good links to anything for comebacks so that I can show them up when they try and start shit? Should I do what my mom says and just ignore them? I just want get them back so that they get dissed harder than me.

I don't want to fight them or anything but I guess I could try if I have to.


Just wondering what you do in those kind of situations and what you think I should do or what you would do. thanks +K
Jul 18 2012 7:23PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
here are your options...

kill their parents and make them into chili and feed it to them

shoot them with guns

poison their food

shit in their lunch

or just cut all the stops and do all that shit

Jul 18 2012 7:26PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
I need real help. I dont' want to fight them though if I don't have to.
Jul 18 2012 7:28PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,752
You must be trained, young padawan, in the art of verbal warfare
Jul 18 2012 7:28PM
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roddy116
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hire a ninja with wrist knifes
Jul 18 2012 7:29PM
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Gods_Father
Posts: 1466 - Karma: -284

can't tell if troll or just pussy...

Jul 18 2012 7:29PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
Do you have any links to good comebacks and jokes?
Jul 18 2012 7:30PM
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Jakx~
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Wanna know how I know you're 12.....?
Jul 18 2012 7:32PM
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J_Christoph
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But seriously though, one of the easiest things would just be to have friends that have your back. And between the however many of you guys there are you should have comebacks
Jul 18 2012 7:33PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
Nope you don't know. I'm a teenager.
Jul 18 2012 7:33PM
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Sno.
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well in order to provide comebacks, we must hear the initial jab
Jul 18 2012 7:33PM
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.M.C.D.
Posts: 16 - Karma: 10
yeah.

if you're not smart enough to make a comeback then you have 3 options.

-grab their nips
-grab their side ribs and dig in there
-make a fist and rub your knuckle down their spine as hard as you can

or just stop being a huge pussy
Jul 18 2012 7:33PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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It depends on what they are saying to you...

Jul 18 2012 7:34PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
OP probably had a close encounter with AR6
Jul 18 2012 7:35PM
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Mr.Sloth
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The harrowing and almost always deadly AR6 encounter
Jul 18 2012 7:37PM
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J_Christoph
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I decided to go out of my way and google this for you because bullys piss me off. Whenever i see one doing their thing i have to go rip them a new one

Jul 18 2012 7:37PM
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GBS
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 33
You have two main options, and one last resort:

1) Kick their fucking asses and just take out your anger and punch them in the motherfucking face dayum...

2) Use your brain and make funny jokes/shit that make them/him feel retarded.

3) Just pussy out and act like you think they are cool and just be a pussy bitch.

GOOD LUCK BRO, option 1 is best, the 2 and then 3...
Jul 18 2012 7:37PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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pshhhhh. Kids a bitch.
Jul 18 2012 7:39PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
They aren't even tricky with it. It's just like shit like. Hey you short pussy. And Shit like that. But when it's all of them even the lame shit is cool because they have more of them. I want to get something that will obviously tear them to shit. something that they haven't heard. Idk, I guess I'm just not really good at ideas. I have friends  but I'm not with them all the time. I'm doing a baseball league 2 towns over and I don't know anyone really. That's where their making fun of me. Some of the kids are nice though. Some are just dumb.
Jul 18 2012 7:39PM
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soulskier
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Jul 18 2012 7:41PM
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.MintBerryCrunch
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Jul 18 2012 7:42PM
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Gods_Father
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So laugh obnoxiously loud then rape and kill them at a later date. /thread get this shit outa here
Jul 18 2012 7:43PM
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*geezer*
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join LM and get serious and more empathetic answers.

I'd call them out on it. I would say something along the lines of, "are you having a bad day'. Say what you have to say with a sort of repulsed confidence maybe?As a lady, I've only had the opportunity to really observe these kind of bro situations, but when I see it, and the guy being made fun of directly addresses the teasing, with a gentlemanly way of saying fuck of, I think........
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Jul 18 2012 7:45PM
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boomie
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Pee in the butt
Jul 18 2012 7:46PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
Yeah I'm trying to do 2, 1 is the last resort and 3 is more where I am now.
Jul 18 2012 7:46PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Just ask them if "short pussy" is seriously supposed to be an insult.
Jul 18 2012 7:47PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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Just ask them if "short pussy" is seriously supposed to be an insult.
Jul 18 2012 7:47PM
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skifoo
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you dont know anyone, they dont know you.

hit them with your bat
Jul 18 2012 7:48PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
Thank you! + K. I'm going to read through them and practice them and try to get where I can pull them out for anything.
Jul 18 2012 7:50PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
Kind of hard to understand but I'm gonna try it maybe
Jul 18 2012 7:53PM
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.kieffer.
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just have a bunch of hot bitches follow you around at all times
Jul 18 2012 7:54PM
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daannnnieel
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make them mad. troll the shit out of them, tell them they have nice hair and stuff.
Jul 18 2012 7:56PM
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TheDers
Posts: 788 - Karma: 164
dude if they are making fun of you cuz you are short thats just fucking dumb. Have you grown yet? I was 5'2" 110 lbs my freshman year of high school and it sucked for a little bit. But then i grew and passed up a lot of those kids. Im now 6'2" 195lbs and im a junior in college. Just dont let that shit affect you and youll be fine.
Jul 18 2012 7:57PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
I could probably do that. Theres this one girl that lives across the street that I hang out with really nice to me. I bet she would be down to help me out. And shes hot
Jul 18 2012 7:58PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
I know. But it just sucks cause I'm short now and it's not like it's my fault and theres nothing I can do about it.
Jul 18 2012 8:00PM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
whip your cock out and start rubbing the underside of your nutsack while staring deeply into your insulters eyes. they'll usually think it's weird and eventually they'll just go away. or they'll stare deeply back at you and then you know that you've got a much bigger problem on your hands.
Jul 18 2012 8:01PM
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Skier1478
Posts: 188 - Karma: 68
Well, It somewhat depends on the whole situation, like what are they teasing you about, how many of them are there, and other stuff. Bullying in general I dislike. So I am gonna offer you some help.

As someone else said, if you think that you will see them, or you will meet up with them, be with your friends. Because they will offer you back up, and more is better than one. If you want to avoid fighting (although a few times, it may be your only choice) try to not get them mad, you can't really stop them making fun of you by making fun of them, because they still don't like you. Try to show that what they say, doesn't affect you. Even if it does, if they see "hey, this kid doesn't care what we say" they won't be interested in continuing the teasing/making fun.

Good luck,
Jul 18 2012 8:17PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
I don't know if that will work but that seems easier than some of the other ideas.
Jul 18 2012 8:22PM
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cornholio
Posts: 3952 - Karma: 3,057
YO MOMMA JOKES
Jul 18 2012 8:27PM
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anomalous
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Late bloomer?

Unfortunately snippy comments and the like aren't going to do much. Kids are going to be kids until they grow up and have some actual issues to deal with. Attempt to be genuine and civil and for the most part that's what you will receive in return. That won't always be the case; and everyone has their breaking point. If telling them to fuck off won't stop them, deliver a nice right hand to the nose.

Might get your ass beat, might not, but they will think twice before bothering you again.
Jul 18 2012 8:30PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
just pull out your dick and start wanking it
Jul 18 2012 8:34PM
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SacZiplock
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=12
Jul 18 2012 8:37PM
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cubber
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When its someone that sucks, I always say something that makes them sound gay, like here on ns somebody said 'know how I know your 12?' and I replied, 'you often think about 12 year old boys, or is that just your fantasy with me?' awesome
Jul 18 2012 8:41PM
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Crispy.
Posts: 6109 - Karma: 7,683
If i wanted my cum back I'd scrape the back of your moms throat
Jul 18 2012 8:52PM
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Seany.n
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hey watch it... hes 13.
Jul 18 2012 8:53PM
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,364
just roll with it.

they call you stupid. respond with, yep, im one stupid motherfucker, then give em the finger and walk away.

they call you fat, respond with, yep, im one fat motherfucker, then give em the finger and walk away.

they call you gay. respond with yep, im one gay ass unclefucker, then give em the finger and walk away.

or just pull out your dick. that will get em to shut up

Jul 18 2012 9:03PM
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TheStudioCC
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find new friends
Jul 18 2012 9:05PM
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sir_drums_a_lot
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I say 'hey you better watch yourself, I can bench press 3 times my own weight. I found out last night while I was fucking your mom'.

usually gets a good laugh from anyone watching/listening.
Jul 18 2012 9:07PM
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SERENGETI_YETI
Posts: 456 - Karma: 61
that would probably make things much worse. awkward
Jul 18 2012 9:10PM
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El_Barto.
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oh man, thats good. use that op
Jul 18 2012 9:11PM
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iRapeKittens
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Punch them in their throat.
Jul 18 2012 9:12PM
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