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I sweat like a pig

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.kieffer.
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okay so i am the most sweatiest person out there like within 10 minutes after putting on a shirt ive sweat through it. ive tried pretty much every deodorant out there and i pretty much always take two showers a day. does anyone else have this fucking annoying problem? what do you do?

sparknotes: i need a deodorant or something that makes me sweat less

Jul 18 2012 1:46PM
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theBearJew
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Live inside water. That way you are not sweating, you're just wet.
Jul 18 2012 1:48PM
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Lansfield
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This thread is worse than multiple cases of aids
Jul 18 2012 1:48PM
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CliffyByro
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hang out with pigs. then you'll fit in.
Jul 18 2012 1:50PM
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Mormor_Olga
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and cancer
Jul 18 2012 1:50PM
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penguin_steeze
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don't be a fat fuck
Jul 18 2012 1:52PM
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baethoven
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OP research this

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Jul 18 2012 1:57PM
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snwbrdmilf
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You might have hyperhidrosis - you should see your doctor about how to keep it under control. A anti-perspiration isn't going to help you.
Jul 18 2012 1:59PM
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baethoven
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The picture I posted most certainly will!

pun intended
Jul 18 2012 2:00PM
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ski.cats
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tank tops esse
Jul 18 2012 2:01PM
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theBearJew
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Thank you doctor.. Cool.

Their ads are the worst.
Jul 18 2012 2:02PM
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Toasty.
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drysol (sp)
Jul 18 2012 2:02PM
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.kieffer.
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this stuff gives me like chemical burns or some shit
Jul 18 2012 2:02PM
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Lick
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You still sweat in water fucking idiot.
Jul 18 2012 2:04PM
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penguin_steeze
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jesus fucking christ you are retarded. you still sweat under water
Jul 18 2012 2:05PM
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zapadelic
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I know a guy who got some weird weekly deoderant prescribed to him by his doctor and he says his armpits don't even get that wet when he showers.

Jul 18 2012 2:13PM
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feihlination
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if youre like 14-16, just sit it out
Jul 18 2012 2:14PM
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.kieffer.
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im turning 19
Jul 18 2012 2:17PM
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katie.
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awks.
Jul 18 2012 2:18PM
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theBearJew
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But people wont know you are sweating! They will just think you are wet....
Jul 18 2012 2:18PM
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e_strapp
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a guy I work with has this same problem. It may be something with your thyroid glands
Jul 18 2012 2:19PM
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J_Christoph
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haha Pigs dont sweat
Jul 18 2012 2:32PM
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Sno.
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My friend has this issue in her armpits. she gets botox shots in her armpits I think. But, I would think this would be bad for you, and would also just make you sweat elsewhere. Go to a doctor and get something prescribed-- or, just date chicks who like it.
Jul 18 2012 2:40PM
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*monsterskier*
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i know baking powder helps with perspiration problems
Jul 18 2012 2:41PM
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CliffyByro
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haha i know but i was just going with the thread title
Jul 18 2012 2:42PM
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Peter.
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i have the opposite problem. i don't sweat enough, so it looks like i am barely trying when we play pick up basketball
Jul 18 2012 2:42PM
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.Hugo.
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Ha good look with that one. Unless it's a dog. Then she'll lick your sweaty armpits all day
Jul 18 2012 2:42PM
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7springsprod
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My dad had this problem. His back sweated so much but he actually got some sort of surgery to minimize it, but he still does sweat a lot.
Jul 18 2012 2:44PM
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Sno.
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what about dating a girl who also sweats excessively? You could put plastic down for sheets and sex would be like lube wrestling.
Jul 18 2012 2:46PM
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baethoven
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Jul 18 2012 2:49PM
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.Hugo.
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For sexual activites, meh it would be fine. But any other time it would still be gross, and kinda a turn off from the smell/soaked clothes.
Jul 18 2012 2:50PM
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.Apex.
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deodorant + baby powder. also don't wear hats
Jul 18 2012 2:52PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
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this is too good for a sig. I'll just have to get it in tattoo form on my ass cheek.
Jul 18 2012 2:54PM
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Laurent.
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OP:

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Jul 18 2012 3:20PM
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Sno.
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watch this for lols...do it, it's only 30 seconds long.

Jul 18 2012 3:24PM
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Spinoza
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I heard pigs don't sweat and thats why pork is unhealthy
Jul 18 2012 3:25PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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pinkname speaks the truth. u fat?
Jul 18 2012 3:37PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i sweat like a god damn whore in church...especially when it's 100+ outside like it's been for the past month. The only over the counter stuff that I've been able to find that actually worked is Mitchum gel deodorant/anti-perspirant:



Jul 18 2012 3:40PM
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GuerillaInDaMist
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that stuff worked for me.
Jul 18 2012 3:48PM
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theabortionator
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Cook down salt in a spoon and shoot it up. That should help to dry you out
Jul 18 2012 3:53PM
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.kieffer.
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left

not fat

Jul 18 2012 4:31PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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this kid i went to high school with used to sweat

uncontrollably too, but he looked like this:
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(on the right) everyone called him Special-K for some reason.
Jul 18 2012 4:40PM
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baethoven
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He clearly does loads of ketamine.
Jul 18 2012 4:42PM
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LIL-WAT
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I think you miss understood his point, it's not like when someone jumps out of a pool wet you even consider it's due to sweating..
Jul 18 2012 4:43PM
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