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Thoughts while baked

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shaggy.
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Been thinking what if we didnt name tricks in skiing? i feel like that would keep freeskiing free idk im stoned ill read this thread again when im sober and see if this idea makes more sense to me
Jul 18 2012 4:34AM
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Dwight_Schrute
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Why are black people called "colored"?
Jul 30 2012 9:25PM
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esotericjive
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science and shit man. What if you bu
Jul 30 2012 9:49PM
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theabortionator
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great
Jul 30 2012 9:52PM
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penguin_steeze
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imma bout to get fucked up.
Jul 30 2012 10:49PM
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yourthemannowdog
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Qui est le clown?

My french teacher thought it was a children's song with no meaning. Little does she know it is an existential question. A question that Wittgenstein would call a misrepresentation of language. That as well as all of right and left hegelianism and idealists.

Meaning is lost in words as the word ages is reused. You can never properly convey understanding through language. Language MUST be dynamic, it must interact with different tones to form expression in it. The body must also have expressions to aide the word in finding meaning. Words can not be reaffirmed with language, a definition conveys an idea, not understanding. In the faculties of cognition, understanding must supersede intuition, ideas, belief, and doubt. Each making up it's superior faculty.

Je voudrais étude francais. Le francais est une belle langue.
Jul 30 2012 11:14PM
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Resin
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When I was baked and on shrooms I walked outside of my friends house. His sister was supposed to make sure I didn't go outside. I ended up walking to the street then thinking to my self, "Shit where in the hell am I" Then I walked down the street and don't remember much after that. My friends sister and her friend had to walk around the neighborhood calling my name like a lost dog. They eventually found me looking at these plants and flowers a couple blocks away and took me home. that I remember.
Jul 31 2012 12:01AM
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.AR6rider.
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What a stereotypical, totally true story!
Jul 31 2012 12:03AM
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EricaMN.
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you must have been seeing unicorns and stuff, bro
Jul 31 2012 12:13AM
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715.
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What if you were retarded but you never knew because you see yourself as normal?
Jul 31 2012 12:13AM
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yourthemannowdog
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Subjective points of conflict are a result of misrepresentations in language.
Jul 31 2012 12:15AM
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B.Pol
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Fucking equal rights..
Jul 31 2012 12:26AM
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Resin
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Pretty much. I had the most intense trip that day. I went outside during my comedown a while after I had peaked. The whole experience was CRAZY. The reason I went outside was because I wasn't feeling to good so I stepped out side to get fresh air which made me feel all better. Stepping out side was like walking into Narnia. Its was a completely different environment and everything looked like a fairy tail so I couldn't recognize anything. Thats when I got lost and went on an adventure.
Jul 31 2012 12:27AM
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Ski_Alot
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while watching 300 at a 9: I could totally do that!
Jul 31 2012 12:40AM
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Ski_Alot
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while watching 300 at a 9: i could totally do that...
Jul 31 2012 12:41AM
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Zimmerman
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You smoked when you were 9?
Jul 31 2012 5:53AM
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yourthemannowdog
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He is reffering to a [9]. It's a scale of how high you are commonly used on reddit.com/r/trees

Its a bullshit scale people whip out to try and increase there e-penis
Jul 31 2012 2:49PM
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UNREAL
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this is amazing
Jul 31 2012 3:17PM
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c4t_l0ver
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funniest shit in this thread.
Jul 31 2012 3:17PM
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Zimmerman
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Oh, so he's just a little less stupid than I thought he was.
Jul 31 2012 5:23PM
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bermbuster49
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thoughts while baked:

why did i come in this thread.

.. i think i'm buying a G pen on thursday for my B-dayyy BOOYAAAH dabs on dabs while i'm on family vacation hahahaha
Jul 31 2012 5:29PM
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INCISER
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if marijuana were legal then marlboro could start a sub-brand called marleyboro and sell marijuana cigarettes and probably make a fortune.
Jul 31 2012 5:34PM
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WorthDaMoney
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watch beerfest and explain how turning the boot removes the presence of the popping bubble.. why not just hold the boot with the toe facing sideways the whole time instead of turning? would that work? i can never figure it out, and its tainted my logic when im sober trying to think about it
Jul 31 2012 5:53PM
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yourthemannowdog
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DO IT! My dispensary has an e-cig for hash oil. They have sativa and indica cartridges for $22.50. The cartridge give you about 200 hits of HASH OIL.

I don't know how the G-Pen works, but if it's anything like my little vape GET IT. The sativa one is great for work. Very clean functional high.
Jul 31 2012 10:02PM
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B.Pol
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If the earth is round, then how can something possibly be level?
Aug 1 2012 1:34AM
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Toaster-Tony
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+k
Aug 1 2012 1:39AM
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yourthemannowdog
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Slope of the line tangent to the point on the circle?

x² + y² = 25

dy/dx
Aug 1 2012 1:40AM
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Dr.Dickless
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thats only in light, with pigments like shirt dye, black is the presence of all colors
Aug 1 2012 1:41AM
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B.Pol
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I just got served up twice right in a row, let me be high with my own thoughts damnit.
Aug 1 2012 1:49AM
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3dressedupasa9
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this is funnier than i had expected
Aug 1 2012 1:52AM
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MothaHucker
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What if every random person alone you see is someone elses deceased relative or friend
Aug 1 2012 3:33AM
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gnarles.
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ted is the funniest shit on the planet and batman is mind blowing
Aug 1 2012 3:39AM
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Aiden-P
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thoughts from my buddy while skiing "i feel like my goggles are going to fold my face in... i think my nose is broken." his goggles just didnt fit his face very well.
Aug 1 2012 4:56AM
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Alex_G
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that film raises a ton of philosophical questions
Aug 1 2012 5:27AM
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sneezin
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What is the point of emotion without a basis of understanding the emotions of others?

Humans show emotion
Dogs show emotion

Humans and dogs are both mammals. They most likely evolved similarly...

Do dogs have a basis of understanding of other mammals emotions?

Haha thought it was a groundbreaking idea
Aug 1 2012 8:43AM
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Nathn
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Please please please be joking
Aug 1 2012 10:11AM
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yourthemannowdog
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If you mean skepticism or idealism sure. It asks no good questions and is entertaining more than anything.

The matrix is a film that has no philosophical relevance, unless you are still reading Hegel and think it is groundbreaking


It pisses me off when people rave about Inception, the matrix, or Memento because it is a philsophical film. Bullshit not even for the layman
Aug 1 2012 1:54PM
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CliffyByro
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it's how people make themselves feel clever
Aug 1 2012 2:07PM
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Bar_Down
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Listerine feels so good.
Aug 19 2012 10:29AM
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Motes
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if 1/3 is .33333 and 2/3 is .66666, than whats 3/3
Aug 19 2012 10:42AM
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crab_pretzel
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no shirts are really true black. theyre all just a really really dark color. like i had this black sleeping bag bag and when i held it up to the light it was a vibrant maroon
Aug 19 2012 11:17AM
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Karkoskier
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You're a genius. Now that I think about it no one really does. haha
Aug 19 2012 11:40AM
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sNaubi
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w o w, that's amazing, never tought of that :O

k 2 u
Aug 19 2012 12:55PM
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Ribss.
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Hahahaha wow that is amazing.
Aug 19 2012 1:01PM
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riddsicle
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1.0 ?
Aug 19 2012 3:13PM
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ThundaKilla
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Like a prostitute?
Aug 19 2012 3:38PM
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MothaHucker
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No like just some random guy walkin down the street is somekne else dead uncle or something
Aug 19 2012 4:28PM
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Jacob-T
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Also this thread can be summed up by just going to www.highdeas.com
Aug 19 2012 4:49PM
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RockNRollNghtClb
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why the fuck are humans so much more advanced than any other species. How the fuck does a computer work, how the fuck does a tv work? How the hell does any technology work?
Aug 19 2012 4:51PM
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K-Dot.
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you don't need to be baked for this though. i wonder about this kind of stuff too often
Aug 19 2012 5:32PM
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Karkoskier
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Hiking with my friend I was walking up a steep rooted rocky part and just started thinking about how many rocks were in the mountain and everything it was made of, and everything I was walking on. Had me pretty spaced out.
Aug 19 2012 5:34PM
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