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The moment you realize you are drunk

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soupysoups
Posts: 99 - Karma: 29
We all have those moments when we are drunk, and then suddenly something happens and you actually realize how drunk you are. So NS lets hear about your funny moments when you realize you are drunk.
Jul 18 2012 12:49AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
when you and your friends start a cider fight in the bar and you end up with a soaking wet, see through top, and another friend pops up out of nowhere and starts licking your tits.



Dear God, I hope there arent any pictures of this.
Oct 20 2012 2:07PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,234
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Oct 20 2012 2:09PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
you rub your face and feel nothing
Oct 20 2012 2:11PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
then obviously you didn't drink enough pusssssssyyyyyyyy
Oct 20 2012 2:12PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
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Oct 20 2012 3:08PM
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Negro_Jesus
Posts: 1789 - Karma: 91
when i put my hand on something to steady myself when im pissing. Or standing up and sitting right back down
Oct 20 2012 3:12PM
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dompuch
Posts: 1449 - Karma: 1,186
Truth, once i stood up walked three steps and instantly had to go to the bathroom a throw up, then sat the fuck back down and ripped my friends bong
Oct 20 2012 3:17PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
pwnd
Oct 20 2012 3:24PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
when you have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth..
Oct 20 2012 3:54PM
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THUNT836
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 1,033
girl i was talking to last night said she stops drinking when she can't feel her lips anymore (which she admitted was at like 4-5 shots).....

lolwut
Oct 20 2012 4:06PM
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
when you light the wrong end of a cig.
Oct 20 2012 4:18PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
When I keep losing the top to my liquor bottle, only to realize its in my other hand.
Oct 20 2012 4:20PM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117
just noew i was like, wow im drunk and its 120 and rhen i was klike wow i don gicve a single fuck and i ya
Oct 20 2012 4:22PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
when i find myself smiling at nothing for a solid 5 minutes.
Oct 20 2012 4:23PM
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KnobJockey
Posts: 797 - Karma: 37
when smoking seems like a really good idea
Oct 20 2012 4:26PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
When you rub your face and it feels somehow different, like the reaction time of nerves on your face is lagging by a couple of seconds
Oct 20 2012 4:27PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
my cheeks or something start to go numb... and i know its game on
Oct 20 2012 4:29PM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
perfectly said
Oct 20 2012 5:03PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
bahahaha my life would pretty much be over
Oct 20 2012 6:47PM
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cool_name
Posts: 4295 - Karma: 3,131
when playgrounds are all of the sudden the funniest/most dangerous thing in the world
Oct 21 2012 4:21PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
Eggs!
Oct 21 2012 4:34PM
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Granby_killdozer
Posts: 2381 - Karma: -11,975
last night at a party I got in to a bare knuckle boxing match with a guy who had 50 lbs on me... I was pretty drunk at that point.
Oct 21 2012 4:53PM
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