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The moment you realize you are drunk

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soupysoups
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We all have those moments when we are drunk, and then suddenly something happens and you actually realize how drunk you are. So NS lets hear about your funny moments when you realize you are drunk.
Jul 18 2012 12:49AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
When I fell downt the stairs.
Jul 18 2012 3:58PM
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lofth
Posts: 159 - Karma: 27
this
Jul 18 2012 3:58PM
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C-Weezy
Posts: 786 - Karma: 50
When the face is numb.
Jul 18 2012 4:28PM
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Wheaty214
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 841
This happens to me every time, that's how I find out I'm drunk hahaha
Jul 18 2012 4:29PM
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mattb912
Posts: 3078 - Karma: 194
this
Jul 18 2012 4:33PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51666 - Karma: 162,559
coke?
Jul 18 2012 4:44PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25

When you're pre-drinkiong to meet friends downtown and you are pumping top-40 dance tracks from your comp.

You hate top-40 songs.

Aug 10 2012 8:29PM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
When my wife took the kids and left me then I lost my job.
Aug 10 2012 8:32PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
When I'm in the back of a police car.
Aug 10 2012 8:33PM
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Zimmerman
Posts: 6992 - Karma: 1,021
The mirror thing and the piss thing. Also when I feel like I should drink more than I originally planned.
Aug 10 2012 8:37PM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
This hahaha. Eggs are the go to drunk food/hangover food for me
Aug 10 2012 8:38PM
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quixotic
Posts: 6937 - Karma: 2,978
when i have to piss every 5 minutes
Aug 10 2012 8:41PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21664 - Karma: 4,140
when i wake up naked in the morning
Aug 10 2012 8:41PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
They make it more fun hahaha.
Aug 10 2012 8:45PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25
Only the drunk mirror makes you realize how attractive you really are.

when you're drunk.
Aug 10 2012 8:54PM
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=M=
Posts: 50 - Karma: 16
When I read the title of this thread
Aug 10 2012 8:55PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
My favorite is drinking on the river. Your bobbin around and dont realize how drunk you are until you get to shore and the whole world stops moving with you.
Aug 10 2012 9:24PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
im going to try this tonight
Aug 10 2012 9:58PM
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bo0b
Posts: 2964 - Karma: 996
I just look and laugh my ass off.
Aug 11 2012 12:16AM
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3dressedupasa9
Posts: 445 - Karma: 113
soo much this hahahaha
Aug 11 2012 12:17AM
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samwise
Posts: 2592 - Karma: 36
this
Aug 11 2012 12:23AM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
fuck that, sorry man vibes
Aug 11 2012 12:59AM
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Mr_Mackey
Posts: 591 - Karma: 22
When you let a $6 Ice cream cone melt all the fuck over your hand, arm, and lap because you forgot you were holding it.
Aug 11 2012 1:06AM
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sweatshirt
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
he's joking you fruit
Aug 11 2012 8:21AM
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I-dont-even-know
Posts: 42 - Karma: 26
Drinking when nightskiing, on blades. Don't notice it untill you fall and need to get back up. I felt like a fucking moron.
Aug 11 2012 12:19PM
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jibmeisterflex
Posts: 719 - Karma: 63
So was I??
Aug 11 2012 2:40PM
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tubesteak
Posts: 45 - Karma: 31
when your on top of someones roof trying to take a piss, then having the self realization that you actually need to shit.
Aug 11 2012 2:54PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,399
When I stand up, look around everywhere, and just start smiling
Aug 11 2012 2:58PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,123
sitting around a campfire and drinking is always when I never realize how drunk I am. Like at a party you have conversations with different people and walk around and are in the party "mood". But if you are just around the fire with a smaller group just chillin and drinking you can be sitting on your ass for like 6 hours and drinking, but you don't really feel drunk because it's quieter and the conversations are longer and usually more engaged if that makes sense. Then you try and get up to go to bed and your legs don't work haha.

Also a really bad one I have done a few times is wake up and drive to work. then at work realize I'm still drunk and drove drunk. pretty sketchy because when you first wake up you feel like you are just hungover but then you have a coffee at work and be like WTF i'm wasted. I haven't done that in a LONG time though because if I wake up and question it, I just ride my bike or get a ride. Not worth dying or killing someone else
Aug 11 2012 3:06PM
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t-rent
Posts: 3038 - Karma: 63
usualy for me its when i have only on my boxers, or im completely naked acting like nothing is wrong, thats pretty much how i know when i am nice and toasty.
Aug 11 2012 4:19PM
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SamMcChesney
Posts: 2905 - Karma: 2,199
when everything seems to be in fucking slow motion. And also the mirror thing, if I see a mirror I just stare at it for like a minute and forget the hell I am doing.
Aug 11 2012 6:35PM
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fruitstick
Posts: 594 - Karma: 1,034
When you get to the toilet
Aug 11 2012 7:10PM
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edai
Posts: 4988 - Karma: 4,658
so was U WHEN I WAS ASS
Aug 11 2012 7:19PM
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prometheusprime
Posts: 735 - Karma: 677
This so much. Peeing while drunk feels so much better that you just know you're not sober
Aug 11 2012 7:33PM
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I-dont-even-know
Posts: 42 - Karma: 26
Oh, and when you completely binge on new years, drink a 40 of vodka on your third time drinking, and find yourself in a turned on shower, wearing a bikini top and boxxers. That one always gets me.
Aug 11 2012 7:43PM
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Captain_Slow
Posts: 1677 - Karma: 24
this, pisses me off! After everyy round of flip cup I have to run to the bathroom
Aug 11 2012 8:39PM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
when my vision starts to go, and pissing every 5 minutes and just laughing at everything
Aug 11 2012 10:00PM
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saxon
Posts: 1159 - Karma: 551
love/hate relationship i find haha
Aug 11 2012 11:13PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
is right now

These things are soooo much worse than quesadillas, if ever given the opportunity, dint eat these. eat like chicken strips or some shit. these take a long time to make like chef guy would have trouble. but yeah so enchiladas are a no go on the nasa hitlist so il see all uou boyardees in the am. bye ns lawl stay creamy

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Aug 12 2012 3:32AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
when you realize you've been out of kaluah for the last two white russians you drank
Aug 12 2012 3:59AM
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rockyhockey11187
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 15
I have everyone beat.

when you go outside to smoke a cigarette late at night and the next thing you know it's 8 AM and the front door to your apartment is wide open. your laptop, keys, wallet, and cell phone are on the kitchen table directly in front of the open door................

OH and you live in poverty/crime ridden neighborhood in a third world country,

i still can't believe nothing bad happened, luckiest night of my life
Aug 12 2012 4:08AM
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erica
Posts: 3450 - Karma: 24,083
Usually when I start walking like an Ostrich, then I know I'm drunk.
Aug 13 2012 11:03AM
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Lick
Posts: 1927 - Karma: 518
When you have that one short moment where you are normal, and you just go wtf was I thinking.



Also, the moment when you realize you are high:

When I have that short moment of normal, and I'm like wtf did I just say for the past couple minutes. (I talk a lot when I'm high because I feel like it makes it seem like I'm not high, idk)
Aug 13 2012 11:38AM
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Zimmerman
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+K
Aug 13 2012 10:46PM
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mellifluous
Posts: 1682 - Karma: 68
This thread made me laugh so hard because they're basically all true
Aug 13 2012 11:33PM
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-emile-
Posts: 6613 - Karma: 8,592
hahahaha oh my fucking lost
Aug 14 2012 4:25AM
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GANDALF
Posts: 6303 - Karma: 6,578
i just keep talking and talking and talking
Aug 14 2012 4:31AM
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Blake.P
Posts: 9894 - Karma: 3,585
So mch this. I am normally a quite person and when I'm drunk, I talk so fuckin much. I just ramble on and on and on. And then get to hear about all the shit I said otter on which sucks
Aug 14 2012 4:52AM
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Utard
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 305
Yeah I think I'm gonna call bullshit on that one. I'm gonna assume you're about 150 pounds so a 40 of 80 proof would put you at .785% BAC. You'd be dead or have serious brain damage LONG before you ever got to even half of that.
Aug 14 2012 5:07AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,103
i remember the first time i got drunk...
Aug 14 2012 7:56AM
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