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The moment you realize you are drunk

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soupysoups
Posts: 99 - Karma: 29
We all have those moments when we are drunk, and then suddenly something happens and you actually realize how drunk you are. So NS lets hear about your funny moments when you realize you are drunk.
Jul 18 2012 12:49AM
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sir_drums_a_lot
Posts: 335 - Karma: 14
I usually feel myself get kind of disoriented, then I say aloud "fuck I'm drunk". Thats really just about it.
Jul 18 2012 12:50AM
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Whaley
Posts: 712 - Karma: 24
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Jul 18 2012 12:50AM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
when you stand up, then sit the fuck back down.
Jul 18 2012 12:52AM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
no. i dont usually realize im drunk until the next day.
Jul 18 2012 12:53AM
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shane.t
Posts: 729 - Karma: 364
when i die of alcohol poisoning
Jul 18 2012 12:53AM
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anashyo
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 353
when everything starts to taste like water..
Jul 18 2012 12:54AM
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,549
When I realize I'm hitting on ugly girls.
Jul 18 2012 12:55AM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
exactly this for me, kinda love that feeling
Jul 18 2012 1:04AM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
When I realize how mucus I hate all of yall
Jul 18 2012 1:04AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,661
this made me laugh so fucking hard
Jul 18 2012 1:06AM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
Mine is more when my friends question why I am hitting on girls that I think are hot.
Jul 18 2012 1:07AM
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635
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Jul 18 2012 1:14AM
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
yup thats the point.

typically for me its stand up, wobble, look around to make sure nobody saw and sit back down.
Jul 18 2012 1:18AM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
when i start asking anyone and everyone for a fuckin cigarette.
Jul 18 2012 1:20AM
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DERS.
Posts: 6299 - Karma: 1,293
bathroom mirror.
Jul 18 2012 1:22AM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
or you realize you cant stand up
Jul 18 2012 1:23AM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
when everything sounds like the best idea ever
Jul 18 2012 1:24AM
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Haha been there.
Jul 18 2012 1:25AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
when i look at this thread
Jul 18 2012 1:32AM
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iRapeKittens
Posts: 416 - Karma: 46
Bingo.
Jul 18 2012 1:39AM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
The moment you realize you were too drunk:


when you wake up in a hospital bed with IV in and no clothes on.
Jul 18 2012 1:40AM
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icyburr
Posts: 455 - Karma: 1,576
when i stare at the sam thing for over a minute.

Jul 18 2012 1:45AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
when you realize you ran out of coke and lime so you have been drinking Long island mix straight for 40 minutes. That... and when you fall over and dont realize the floor isn't the wall.
Jul 18 2012 1:47AM
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Spen
Posts: 335 - Karma: 59
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Jul 18 2012 2:58AM
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Masta_Baka
Posts: 649 - Karma: 162
i dont know if this is when im too drunk but everytime i walk into a bathroom and look at the mirror on the way to the toilet and laugh because i realize the guy in the mirror is drunk. if that makes sense?
Jul 18 2012 3:09AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 440
my legs get a little sore and i randomly laugh for no reason. thats when i know I'm drunk
Jul 18 2012 3:46AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
when you get kicked out of a club because you kept doing the opposite of what the bouncer told you 4 times already.






Standing on a table, wearing a suit, screaming along to "I've got 99 problems but a bitch aint one" while pouring out beer on everyone else around you... didnt feel drunk at first though, just awesome.
Jul 18 2012 4:09AM
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Ciara
Posts: 305 - Karma: 50
If I bite my teeth together it feels like some amazing abnormal thing to do, pretty much know then that I'm drunk, It's like a test I do for myself
Jul 18 2012 5:06AM
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Bar_Down
Posts: 5896 - Karma: 395
Ya the mirror thing is a big one for me. Also, just pissing; I'll be in there just taking a piss and then I think to myself "Wow, I'm pretty drunk".
Jul 18 2012 8:57AM
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yelsel
Posts: 12967 - Karma: 3,451
the mirror ALWAYS gets me
Jul 18 2012 9:00AM
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technique.
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 308
fuck mirrors when drunk. fuck
Jul 18 2012 9:00AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
when jumping jacks are no longer an option
Jul 18 2012 9:20AM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
This so much. especially when they don't speak any English.
Jul 18 2012 9:37AM
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.Hugo.
Posts: 17360 - Karma: 28,485
Definitely this. Or when you're walking and one of your steps crosses the other leg. Also when you realize you and everyone else are yelling
Jul 18 2012 9:41AM
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SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
I hate mirors when im drunk, they stop my fun
Jul 18 2012 9:44AM
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Baloo
Posts: 565 - Karma: 23
yeah i. try to smoke a cigar but if none are around i just smoke cigarettes. Bad habit no because i only do it when i drink.
Jul 18 2012 10:38AM
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Cannaburner
Posts: 1007 - Karma: 785
LOLOLOL last night haha this makes me laugh now that i think about it. When you are drunk youll never know where youll piss.
Jul 18 2012 10:44AM
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.Apex.
Posts: 2097 - Karma: 1,556
When the chick I swear was ugly when I came in is looking mighty fine.
Jul 18 2012 10:58AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
face plant
Jul 18 2012 11:40AM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
When you feel a lot bigger than you really are
Jul 18 2012 11:46AM
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MFM
Posts: 842 - Karma: 77
When i african american out and wake up not knowing what the fuck happened.
Jul 18 2012 11:51AM
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Hubsta
Posts: 1279 - Karma: 156
This, and you can't remember anything.
Jul 18 2012 11:59AM
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llambert
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 81
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Jul 18 2012 12:10PM
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Alexander_Keith
Posts: 3204 - Karma: 25

Bingo,

I've been busted making different funny faces at my self in this exact scenario. i realized then I was drunk.

Jul 18 2012 3:44PM
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theabortionator
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Jul 18 2012 3:48PM
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sir_drums_a_lot
Posts: 335 - Karma: 14
Oh also when your tongue goes numb
Jul 18 2012 3:52PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51644 - Karma: 162,265
Also, I remember my first sip of beer
Jul 18 2012 3:58PM
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