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I'm Bloated

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midget.

Posts: 839 - Karma: 101

Karma: 101

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Insane

I ate countless wings about a half hour ago and right now I am more bloated that I have ever been in my entire life. I think I am dying. what do I do

Jul 17 2012 11:33PM

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IanAvery-Leaf

Posts: 9932 - Karma: 9,412

Karma: 9,412

Posts: 9932

Crazy Fool

take a massive shit and deal with it?

Jul 17 2012 11:34PM

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Randy_Quench

Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343

Karma: 4,343

Posts: 5447

No Life

take a massive shit and deal with it?

Jul 17 2012 11:35PM

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SkiTheYeast

Posts: 2310 - Karma: 391

Karma: 391

Posts: 2310

Addict

This. Your Icon has me slightly aroused!

Jul 17 2012 11:37PM

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Posts: 424 - Karma: 7

Karma: 7

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Ridiculous

You guys should see this kid. He won't stop expanding

Jul 17 2012 11:39PM

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eldridge

Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47

Karma: 47

Posts: 2272

Addict

just fart bro.

Jul 17 2012 11:40PM

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K-Dot.

Posts: 3753 - Karma: 7,858

Karma: 7,858

Posts: 3753

Addict

Jul 17 2012 11:42PM

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.kieffer.

Posts: 133 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

Posts: 133

Pro

smoke a bowl.

Jul 18 2012 12:02AM

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GEORGEzimmerman

Posts: 1473 - Karma: 440

Karma: 440

Posts: 1473

Insane

Jul 18 2012 12:10AM

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1337

Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,366

Karma: 29,366

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Basement Dweller

I want some fucking wings

Jul 18 2012 12:14AM

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asfdfads

Posts: 1010 - Karma: 279

Karma: 279

Posts: 1010

Insane

have a friend litteraly stab you in the stomach. this will relieve pressure.

Jul 18 2012 12:18AM

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Backyard.Skier

Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,498

Karma: 1,498

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No Life

tomorrow is wing wednesday!

Jul 18 2012 12:24AM

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midget.

Posts: 839 - Karma: 101

Karma: 101

Posts: 839

Insane

UPDATE: I keep throwing up in my mouth but I'm just gonna keep chugging water to keep the throw up down

Jul 18 2012 12:25AM

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beezey

Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427

Karma: 427

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Crazy Fool

antacid, sprite, water,

Jul 18 2012 12:35AM

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Chubz.

Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,666

Karma: 25,666

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Crazy Fool

just puke.. its not that bad.

Jul 18 2012 12:46AM

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GavinW

Posts: 574 - Karma: 89

Karma: 89

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Ridiculous

puke yourself... normally fixes that problem and then take a duece

Jul 18 2012 12:47AM

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sir_drums_a_lot

Posts: 335 - Karma: 14

Karma: 14

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Loner

Shotgun a few beers, that always helps especially if it was spicy food.

Jul 18 2012 12:49AM

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*Dos*Planker*

Posts: 2983 - Karma: 168

Karma: 168

Posts: 2983

Addict

Jul 18 2012 12:55AM

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Peter.

Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014

Karma: 13,014

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@th1337

this might be the greatest GIF online

Jul 18 2012 1:33AM

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whoa-dere

Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105

Karma: 7,105

Posts: 10596

Crazy Fool

eat some potato, that will help a little.

Jul 18 2012 5:09AM

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little1337

Posts: 8282 - Karma: 48,673

Karma: 48,673

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Crazy Fool

iseewhatyoudidthere.jpeg

Jul 18 2012 11:38AM

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Errl

Posts: 2082 - Karma: 451

Karma: 451

Posts: 2082

Addict

midol helps with bloating and other pms symptoms...

Jul 18 2012 11:43AM

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CliffyByro

Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903

Karma: 3,903

Posts: 5678

No Life

chugging water won't help dude. stop being a bitch and just go take a dump

Jul 18 2012 11:48AM

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IanAvery-Leaf

Posts: 9932 - Karma: 9,412

Karma: 9,412

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Crazy Fool

was that a coincidence or did you just copy my post?

Jul 18 2012 1:28PM

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theBearJew

Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633

Karma: 15,633

Posts: 10951

Crazy Fool

do this

Jul 18 2012 1:30PM

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midget.

Posts: 839 - Karma: 101

Karma: 101

Posts: 839

Insane

I've been trying to shit since last night but i just can't. Should I just stick my hand up there and pull out as much as I can?

Jul 18 2012 4:02PM

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theBearJew

Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633

Karma: 15,633

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Crazy Fool

Yes. When in doubt, Fist it out.

Jul 18 2012 4:04PM

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theabortionator

Posts: 51919 - Karma: 165,729

Karma: 165,729

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Play Ball

the internet sucks these days

Jul 18 2012 4:04PM

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JAHpow

Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,182

Karma: 17,182

Posts: 7282

Crazy Fool

Drink contact solution. It gives you the shits.

Jul 18 2012 6:00PM

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.kieffer.

Posts: 133 - Karma: 10

Karma: 10

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Pro

how do you know this ?

Jul 18 2012 6:13PM

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CliffyByro

Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903

Karma: 3,903

Posts: 5678

No Life

i just ate a ton of wings and i feel fine. you mad?

Jul 18 2012 6:34PM

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midget.

Posts: 839 - Karma: 101

Karma: 101

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Insane

multiply the amount you ate by 7 and you'll have an idea of the amount of wings I ate

Jul 18 2012 6:36PM

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CliffyByro

Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903

Karma: 3,903

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No Life

haha cant argue with that i guess

Jul 18 2012 6:38PM

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Squeenerd

Posts: 731 - Karma: 186

Karma: 186

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Ridiculous

Stick your butt up in the air and butt berate. It's weird but it helps

Jul 18 2012 6:46PM

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Mr.Sloth

Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,470

Karma: 13,470

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No Life

At this point I think you should get some help. PM a mod, their pretty good at that, I hear.

Jul 18 2012 6:52PM

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whoa-dere

Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105

Karma: 7,105

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Crazy Fool

i do this all the time, it's so liberating. i'm good enough at it now that i can suck air in and then fart it out again, it's like breathing with my butt

Jul 19 2012 5:07AM

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