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I'm Bloated

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midget.
Posts: 839 - Karma: 101
I ate countless wings about a half hour ago and right now I am more bloated that I have ever been in my entire life. I think I am dying. what do I do
Jul 17 2012 11:33PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9932 - Karma: 9,411
take a massive shit and deal with it?
Jul 17 2012 11:34PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
take a massive shit and deal with it?
Jul 17 2012 11:35PM
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SkiTheYeast
Posts: 2310 - Karma: 391
This. Your Icon has me slightly aroused!
Jul 17 2012 11:37PM
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Posts: 424 - Karma: 7
You guys should see this kid. He won't stop expanding
Jul 17 2012 11:39PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
just fart bro.
Jul 17 2012 11:40PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3749 - Karma: 7,836
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Jul 17 2012 11:42PM
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.kieffer.
Posts: 133 - Karma: 10
smoke a bowl.
Jul 18 2012 12:02AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 440
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Jul 18 2012 12:10AM
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1337
Posts: 31060 - Karma: 29,346
I want some fucking wings
Jul 18 2012 12:14AM
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asfdfads
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 279
have a friend litteraly stab you in the stomach. this will relieve pressure.
Jul 18 2012 12:18AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
tomorrow is wing wednesday!
Jul 18 2012 12:24AM
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midget.
Posts: 839 - Karma: 101
UPDATE: I keep throwing up in my mouth but I'm just gonna keep chugging water to keep the throw up down
Jul 18 2012 12:25AM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 427
antacid, sprite, water,
Jul 18 2012 12:35AM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,663
just puke.. its not that bad.
Jul 18 2012 12:46AM
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GavinW
Posts: 574 - Karma: 89
puke yourself... normally fixes that problem and then take a duece
Jul 18 2012 12:47AM
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sir_drums_a_lot
Posts: 335 - Karma: 14
Shotgun a few beers, that always helps especially if it was spicy food.
Jul 18 2012 12:49AM
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*Dos*Planker*
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 168
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Jul 18 2012 12:55AM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
this might be the greatest GIF online
Jul 18 2012 1:33AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
eat some potato, that will help a little.
Jul 18 2012 5:09AM
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little1337
Posts: 8270 - Karma: 48,408
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Jul 18 2012 11:38AM
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Errl
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 451
midol helps with bloating and other pms symptoms...
Jul 18 2012 11:43AM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
chugging water won't help dude. stop being a bitch and just go take a dump
Jul 18 2012 11:48AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9932 - Karma: 9,411
was that a coincidence or did you just copy my post?
Jul 18 2012 1:28PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
do this

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Jul 18 2012 1:30PM
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midget.
Posts: 839 - Karma: 101
I've been trying to shit since last night but i just can't. Should I just stick my hand up there and pull out as much as I can?
Jul 18 2012 4:02PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Yes. When in doubt, Fist it out.
Jul 18 2012 4:04PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51783 - Karma: 163,974
the internet sucks these days
Jul 18 2012 4:04PM
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JAHpow
Posts: 7282 - Karma: 17,179
Drink contact solution. It gives you the shits.
Jul 18 2012 6:00PM
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.kieffer.
Posts: 133 - Karma: 10

how do you know this ?

Jul 18 2012 6:13PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
i just ate a ton of wings and i feel fine. you mad?
Jul 18 2012 6:34PM
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midget.
Posts: 839 - Karma: 101
multiply the amount you ate by 7 and you'll have an idea of the amount of wings I ate
Jul 18 2012 6:36PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
haha cant argue with that i guess
Jul 18 2012 6:38PM
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Squeenerd
Posts: 731 - Karma: 186
Stick your butt up in the air and butt berate. It's weird but it helps
Jul 18 2012 6:46PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
At this point I think you should get some help. PM a mod, their pretty good at that, I hear.
Jul 18 2012 6:52PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
i do this all the time, it's so liberating. i'm good enough at it now that i can suck air in and then fart it out again, it's like breathing with my butt
Jul 19 2012 5:07AM
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llambert
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 81
elevate your feet while you shit, it helps
Jul 19 2012 5:58PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
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seriously though, sticking your ass in the air is the best for stomach cramps
Jul 19 2012 6:04PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
Alright i just took a shit and now im more bloated than ever. Butt berating isnt working either
Dec 16 2012 9:29PM
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SammySizzler
Posts: 4 - Karma: 11
great thread R.I.P. to op and some of his other aliases
Dec 16 2012 9:49PM
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Jeebus.
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 5,822
What are you on your period?
Dec 16 2012 9:55PM
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MontanaMountains
Posts: 385 - Karma: 699
im pretty fuckin bloated right now does anyone have any advice for me?
May 31 2013 3:34PM
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,902
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May 31 2013 3:56PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37591 - Karma: 122,375
That's one spicy shit. Probably stung on the way out.
May 31 2013 5:13PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
Cheesecake really helps with bloating.
May 31 2013 5:17PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
stick your finger in there
May 31 2013 5:45PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Pull the trigger
May 31 2013 8:14PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,635
Fuck yeah wing Wednesday! $3.25 for 10, 40 different flavours!
May 31 2013 8:38PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
Any reason to do this besides them being healthy?
May 31 2013 8:54PM
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Noha
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 2,684
ask eheath what to do
May 31 2013 9:31PM
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Dingo69
Posts: 1330 - Karma: -171
Fak u goobe
May 31 2013 10:13PM
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