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How to Tell When You're Just Too High

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PopsicleStand
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I had good success with the "weird findings in the woods thread", so we will give this a shot. Its got me dying of laughter. From grasscity.com forums... "how to tell when you are just too high"

http://forum.grasscity.com/real-life-stories/774239-how-tell-when-your-just-too-high.html

I'll start with a couple



"The other day I smoked a lovely lovely absolutely beaut of a joint. My belly began to rumble so I figure that I need a sandwich No biggy. I decide to make the ultimate Peanutbutter and jelly toasted sandwich. I begin. i GRAB THE pb and J put it on the chopping board and grab some bread and put it in the toaster. So I wait there for like 40 minutes just thinking about random shit. So I starts to think WTF wheres my sandwich I look at the toaster intensely for around 3 minutes before realising that the Bread was Rice cakes and the toaster was my microwave. DAAAAM I WAS HIGH. "

"Well once, I had smoked a few bowls in a wooded area and was completely gone. I went on a walk somewhere and it was kind of late at night, and in a usually crowded place during the day no one was out. I got really paranoid, like I thought I had lost track of time and there were new curfew laws or something like no one could be outside for some reason, so I started to run to where I was going. I see this dude on the street FINALLY and I'm like man we gotta get outta here what if they find us out here after hours??

And he was like, "what the fuck are you talking about?"



Jul 17 2012 6:25PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Yeah the first few dabs I took I just got retarded high but I've been basically only dabbing for a few weeks now and my tolerance is literally unbelievable. Takes at least 3 or 4 bowls before I start to get stoned with buds now and Its like impossible to get realllyyyyyy baked.
Jul 23 2012 2:46AM
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DayMan
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Weren't you the one who made the thread like a month ago asking everyone if you should smoke for the first time...?
Jul 23 2012 3:03AM
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TheMEXICAN
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what exactly are dabs they sound great
Jul 23 2012 3:04AM
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Dinner420
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Basically you use hash oil or wax and you get a dome attachment and the hash melts on the heated element in the bong the "nail" BHO is usually super potent and it can cost $50-$60 a gram since the potency can be 70%-97% THC.

Go to 2 minutes and you will see what dabbing is about.


Jul 23 2012 3:21AM
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Spic-N-SpaN
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When your friends drop you off, You wait till they leave then roll on the lawn hoping to get pot smell off you. you get on the ground forget what your doing and pass out. You wake up a little latter with your dog sitting next to you, you pet her, realizing she is beautiful while staring at stars. Then realizes your a being a weird ass mother fucker, tip toe inside made a bowl of cereal and play angry bird in bed under the sheets
Jul 23 2012 3:22AM
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Dinner420
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Jul 23 2012 3:24AM
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GrabsForFun
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Guess I have low blood pressure
Jul 23 2012 5:01AM
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Nathn
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Jul 23 2012 5:29AM
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Boooshank
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So many giggles to this one.

Funny thread is a regular look now.
Jul 23 2012 6:59AM
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skifoo
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Man, i get this all the time. It's just now getting even worse. All i see is black and some thought in my head. Almost pass out, but feels awesome.
Jul 23 2012 9:31AM
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Bodhisattva_
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They are the future of THC consumption.
Jul 23 2012 12:34PM
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danderson.
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What the fuck?
Jul 23 2012 12:35PM
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balltoohard
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when you thought you fell asleep but then your friends say you were awake the whole time and you don't remember the last 3 minutes
Jul 23 2012 12:45PM
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daannnnieel
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Thats nothing, I was so high one day, I forgot two fucking hours.
Jul 23 2012 2:59PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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not really, i didnt take much so i wasnt tripping very hard, but it made sex a lot of fun.
Jul 23 2012 3:05PM
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ihitchadsgap
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doooooo it!
Jul 23 2012 3:15PM
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sirschralpalot.
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when you almost put skate bearing speed cream in your eyes instead of eye drops.
Jul 23 2012 3:45PM
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LIL_WAT
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A few months back, my flatmates and I were chilling at ours drinking, smoking etc. Halfway through, my mate James got up off the couch, walked over a couple steps on his way to the fridge then came to an abrupt stop in the doorway.
Next thing, he started 'writing' with his fingertips on the inside of the doorway (which is about 8 inches wide) doing what looked to be long division with his fingers and nothing else(ie no paint or anything). We watched him try frantically to invisibly solve this problem and started laughing.
I said "bro, what are you up to ??" but he just gave us the palm of his hand while he continued working at it.
About 10 seconds later he finally stopped, looked at us with the blankest stare and said "what??", as if he couldn't remember any of it.
Jul 23 2012 5:13PM
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thebeesknees
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I knew I was too high when I went and fell asleep on a trampoline, woke up two hours later not remembering how I got there and was soaked because it had been pouring rain the whole time and wondering why the sky wouldn't stop crying and who made it so sad.

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Jul 23 2012 5:32PM
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TheMEXICAN
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alright so on the last day of school me and this kid each bought an eighth so we smoked his then met up with some more people and we smoked steadaly till we went over to my house this is about 6 then we just chill there for a while we had been smoking for six hours strait so we were pretty ripped well we hit up these two chicks to come hang but they cant till later so we just chill and smoke some more well later that night around 11 those girls called us and told us that they were sneaking out and to meet them somewere so we did and we went to this little grocery store were theres no cameras and a side door out of view of the checkout lines so we stole a 24 pack and we went and met up with those girls and we drank and smoked till about 2 then im all like lets go back to my house to get my eighth so we start walking and i see this dog walkin around and im all fucked up so i go up to the dog and get it to follow us to my house so i went inside and got my eighth and i had it in the cargo pocket in my shorts and this do starts sniffin my pocket and shit and im all like this dog likes weed weed weed weed so we go to this field by my house and and i lode the bowl  and i see the dog and its sniffing around like 10 yards away and i thought it would be funny as hell if it stole my bag well i hit it and pass it and my bags sitting next to my leg and i see the dog running torwards me and i say to the dog hey boy want some weed and it grabs my bag and takes off and i chase it for like 50 feet then it comes back to me and i take the bag out of its mouth and all the weed is gone so im pissed and i was saying i was ganna kill that dog and this girl says i will blow you if you dont hert the dog im all ok sounds good well that starts to happen then im all im ganna go find the weed and take off to go look for it and after like 2 hours of looking i didnt find shit and i walked back home and went to bed
Jul 23 2012 5:38PM
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yuck
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that was a memorable night for no good reason at all really

Jul 23 2012 9:21PM
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DopeNZ
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/701741/
Jul 23 2012 10:08PM
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_Ryan_
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When you hit a pipe 10 times and smoke a j. Then your buddy plays some biggie and the whole song you are making a W with your hands and saying "Wu- Tang clan aint nothin to fuck with!" over and over again through the song. Then going on a walk through downtown toronto and going to a bar to get fries at like 12 , get them and forget the rest of the night until you are back home and finished the fries. Then at 2 am you convince yourselves that the bar will still be open and go back for more fries... We were so fucking ripped oh my god. Not too high but high as fuck.
Jul 23 2012 10:25PM
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_Ryan_
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Sorry for the dub post but i just remembered that when I was in the bar i was so spacey and i was wearing my hat backwards and it felt like it was morphed with my body. And every time i tilted my head forward it felt like my back skin was all stretching and shit it was so cool. Oh and in the bar my buddy was trying to be all quiet and he was like.. "Check out the waitresses tits man!" (we were the only ones in the bar) needless to say she heard and we didn't give a fuck.
Jul 23 2012 10:30PM
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the.cheat
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anyone in grip and rip ought to revitalize it with me? i'm not in the 420 cult
Jul 24 2012 12:01AM
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jfxphoto
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I do this all the time, why wash more then one piece of silverware?
Jul 24 2012 12:02AM
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Puns
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Nooo right now is perfect. I don't fucking know why I post so much when I'm high. I just told a girl on fb I had a crush on her... fuck uhoh. BUT the MAINREASON YOU SHOULD BE HERE IS THIS




DO YOU NOT FEEL ME
Oct 8 2012 3:15AM
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Bodhisattva_
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I'm down bruh
Oct 8 2012 1:32PM
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Toaster-Tony
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I drove to class after smoking copious amounts the other day. When class let out, I looked for my car for 35 minutes before deeming is lost and walking across town to a friends house.
Oct 8 2012 2:03PM
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cope+
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When every tube shaped object becomes a high powered telescope to discover new worlds with....
Oct 16 2012 2:18PM
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fupaface
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When you're fuckin a bitch and you cum in her ear, and whisper into her vag. True story
Oct 16 2012 2:24PM
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Fluttershy
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Not really too high but it was funny af. was too high to be at school i guess. i ended up smoking a fat bowl at lunch then headed to my spanish class. it was spanish 1 and we were learning about times. my teacher was having kids walk up and draw hands on the clock for what time it was in spanish. i ended up getting like 8:30 or something but i drew it at 8:45. the teacher said it was wrong and it wasnt 8:45 it was 8:30. i said "oh alright" and i drew the hands at 7:45 and said "k i fixed it". she responded with just "no..". i said "w8 wut was it" laughing uncontrollably. she told me ocho meant 8 and menos media meant 30 so i said "o. ok" and i drew the hands on and left. ended up with a clock on the board that had 5 hands on it and everybody was looking at me like 'wtf'. some of my friends knew what was up and they were laughing their asses off. was lulz

Oct 16 2012 8:13PM
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Ski_Alot
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when u and ur stoned friend are making pancakes and a 6 foot 7 black guy walks in and asks if u guys are baking and then you nearly loose ur shit
Oct 16 2012 8:17PM
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TheClap.
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when you think Jesus was Hercules

and why doesn't the bible mention dinosaurs
Oct 16 2012 8:27PM
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Zimmerman
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This thread has determined what I'll be doing tonight.
Oct 16 2012 11:36PM
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ganja_enthusiast
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Cant be too high. If i take way too many dabs i might go to sleep but thats about it
Oct 16 2012 11:44PM
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gigi.d
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When you are driving and mailboxes are turning into people and walking across the road. And you shake the steering wheel a little bit instead of keeping it steady because you think your reaction time will be faster if an actual person is walking across the road.

Or when you are with two friends. On is laying on the floor in the bathroom about to throw up saying how dank the weed is while the other friend plays music to him thinking it will cure him of his sickness while i'm passed out in my bed. Then i wake up and walk into the other room and freak out when i see my other friends because i thought i was alone the whole time.

Or when you are so high and there is no food in the house so you decide to use a tortilla and put on butter, cinnamon, cream cheese, and peanut butter. Not like a smooth coat, but like chunks of each and you end up eating the whole thing.

Just too damn high.
Oct 17 2012 2:29AM
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RedEyeTheJedi
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There is no too stoned. I have been high to the point I am incapable of heating the nail and dabbing by my self. But at that point I could care less about heating the nail and putting the dome back on by my own because I am high as fuck and my eyes are red slits.

You can definitely be too stoned to drive though.
Oct 17 2012 2:52AM
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Skiing.Nz
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Me and some friends decided to go for a walk and get a bit stoned. So we end up going down to the golf course by my house and there is these woods right next to it. So we go in and light up a couple doobs, and start exploring the woods.

Well by this time were pretty gone and start having a massive pine cone fight. Like we would climb up trees and hide for 10 min until they walked past to pelt them. We ended up staying for like 2 hours, and finally decided we were starving so we went home and made pasta. It was so funny.

Now reading it, it doesn't even compare to how funny it actually was..

Oct 17 2012 5:32AM
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Skiingsnow
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as soon as a bong goes down the wrong way and you know you're fucked, doesn't matter if you have only had 1 single cone, you're not leaving that couch for at least an hour... well unless there's jello in the fridge, in which case you get up straight away and enjoy the most intense jello experience of your life...
Oct 17 2012 6:38AM
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Lansfield
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When you're in a Forrest at night and look up and it's like a giant ass domed ceiling, like a mosque or something. It was so detailed and there were little drawings and you're like shit. Woah. Then you walk to your friends trampoline and he try's to hold your hand and you're like WTF man! And he doesn't remember it to this day. Also after smoking for a while deciding you want to make a bong, but you don't have a glass one or any bottles, so you go to the fridge and find a big bottle of unopened chocolate milk, like the cartons plastic paper type. So my friend and I decide to chug it all. So we drank all the milk and proceeded to put the bowl on top and the hole coming from the water, essentially a backwards bong. We were so confused why we kept on getting mouthfuls of water. It was so fucked
Oct 17 2012 8:48AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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When you fall asleep sitting up for 30 minutes
Oct 17 2012 9:19AM
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Petey.
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Just happened to me before I entered the thread:

>Rip bong
>Read NS
>Forget to rip rest of bong because already high and engaged
>Get higher
>Back to NS
Oct 17 2012 9:39AM
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zues
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thread of gold.

i know these feelings soo well. When I'm super high and at wendy's and i'm standing there for 5 minutes trying to order but I realize that i'm talking in my head, not to the cashier. then i respond to myself with facial expressions. then i realize "holy shit are people watching me talk to myself in my mind and repsond with facial expressions"


this happens most every time
Oct 17 2012 10:00AM
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RickAstley
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Even imagining watching this high is blowing my mind
Oct 17 2012 10:09AM
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ganja_enthusiast
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thread of gold.... response of gold. Sums up every time i go into a restaurant or fast food
Oct 17 2012 10:46AM
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introvert
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False. One can never be "too high"
Oct 17 2012 10:48AM
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introvert
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also you're fucking dumb
Oct 17 2012 10:50AM
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Sean*Miller
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Smoked a bunch of bowls at a little pull off on this dirt road in my town. Forgot that i had turned the engine off and left the battery on. Freaked out for a while because I couldn't reverse without the engine on.....then my friend realizes the car isnt on and tell me and i still freak out because you cant start the car in reverse..

Oct 17 2012 11:00AM
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Zimmerman
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One time me and a friend(big_sitty_life) smoked a bubbler and sprinkled some kif on top. came back inside to watch a documentary on time travel.

I had a gatorade to drink in my hand. I was sitting and watching the doc when suddenly I felt something in my hand.

I literally thought the gatorade bottle was my cock.

I turned to my friend and told him what I just thought happened and we proceeded to laugh for a good 5 minutes.

One time I went to drive for the first time while high and

1. forgot to turn the engine

2. freaked out that the car wouldn't go when I hit the gas

3. Freaked out after I realized it wasn't on but it wouldn't start in drive.

4. Forgot to turn my lights on.

5. Drove around with the windshield wipers on

One time I satarted rapping "Catch the beat" by chip tha ripper and when I got to the part "everybody's t-shirts are still too damn long" I put major emphasis on "LONG" and whaled my friend's phone out of his hand.

One time I forgot how to shuffle a deck of cards. Was barely high for this.

Completely forgot to hide my bubbler once.

Oct 17 2012 2:19PM
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