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Gnarskier
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I think we can all agree that monkeys are interesting creatures and can do some pretty strange things. For example they oftentimes fling their poo poo platters at each other and theres that classic video of one on youtuber drinking its own urine.

So, I was wondering if you think monkeys wank it? If they do, doo you think they fling it at each other or a male monkey, even if hes banging the female, gets monkey semen on his hand would lick it?
Jul 17 2012 12:22AM
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Gnarskier
Posts: 19 - Karma: 11


for reference of said monkey aiming his supersoaker directly into his mouth
Jul 17 2012 12:28AM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61
orangutans are the shit


Jul 17 2012 12:34AM
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paige.
Posts: 1932 - Karma: 926
Last semester in one of my classes I had the Japanese macaque I was studying stare at me as he was jerking off. For about 20 minutes. He'd periodically look down at himself confused, then back at me as he kept going.

Yup.
Jul 17 2012 12:42AM
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gregorio
Posts: 2372 - Karma: 151
I want a pet monkey that I will shave, put clothes on and act like it's my retarded relative and bring him out in public
Jul 17 2012 12:43AM
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Dinner420
Posts: 105 - Karma: 61


Monkeys seem to always do the funniest things in the zoo god damn.
Jul 17 2012 12:56AM
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