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When you die

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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
When you're dead and gone, what do youn want your gravestone to say?
Jul 16 2012 3:52PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
#YOLO
Jul 16 2012 3:53PM
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edai
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 4,653
Hookers & Blow
Jul 16 2012 3:53PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
TAYLOR GANG OR GET RAPED BY A PACK OF WOLVES.
Jul 16 2012 3:54PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

"loved to laugh, lived to love. Beloved daughter, sister, wife, mother, and friend."

I just made this up, i really have no idea.

These threads are depressing.

Jul 16 2012 3:56PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
who needs death when you got #SWAGG
Jul 16 2012 3:56PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
lol none of these except yours are
Jul 16 2012 3:58PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152
true. but the rest are just thread spam
Jul 16 2012 3:59PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
c'mon i like that idea of what to put on my gravestone. gives me an opportunity to attempt to be phuni
Jul 16 2012 4:00PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
"About fucking time"
Jul 16 2012 4:03PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
LOVED PUFFIN TURTLE
Jul 16 2012 4:03PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
dont forget to bring a towel
Jul 16 2012 4:06PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
Whats with all the death threads recently?
Jul 16 2012 4:08PM
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POWDER.RANGER
Posts: 1698 - Karma: -24
"that shit was gnar dude"
Jul 16 2012 4:08PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
End of the world is right around the corner...
Jul 16 2012 4:11PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
Mine will say, "The best skier on the mountain"
Jul 16 2012 4:12PM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
"convicted rapist"
Jul 16 2012 4:13PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189
prove it
Jul 16 2012 4:15PM
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JayMeZZy
Posts: 423 - Karma: 510
I'm smoking blunts with biggie in heaven now niggas
Jul 16 2012 4:15PM
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JayMeZZy
Posts: 423 - Karma: 510
I'm smoking blunts with biggie in heaven now niggas
Jul 16 2012 4:15PM
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Sno.
Posts: 12155 - Karma: 6,152

good point! then mine would be:

Beloved wife

Insatiable lover

Thoughtful friend

Caring Mother

Happy Traveler

Jul 16 2012 4:17PM
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bighomieflock
Posts: 2040 - Karma: 2,445
K, when I'm dead I'll call you up to look at my gravestone
Jul 16 2012 4:20PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
'fucked shit up until shit was too far up to be fucked'
Jul 16 2012 4:29PM
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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
i think it would be cool to see something like:

six feet of earth make all men equal.

but i wouldn't mind a pun or a carly rae jepsen rewording.
Jul 16 2012 4:33PM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
"You only die once, choose it well"
Jul 16 2012 4:34PM
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taylornicky
Posts: 2889 - Karma: 2,579
Nothing. I'll be cremated and spread over the place I loved to travel most.
Jul 16 2012 4:36PM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
"Lived quickly, Died naked"
Jul 16 2012 4:38PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230

A father

A brother

A husband

A son

A drencher of anal cavities

Jul 16 2012 4:42PM
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S.C
Posts: 3068 - Karma: 2,285
dat shit cray
Jul 16 2012 4:44PM
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Uah
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 176
Under this very gravestone lies a diamond wrist watch. Take this piece of jewelry to Johan in Bulgaria, he will give you a sealed envelope. Read the sealed envelope and follow its instructions to the letter. If all goes well then on the 10th day of the 10th month there will be a milkman serving lemonade not 500 yards from this very grave. Buy a glass of lemonade from the milkman and drink half of it. Pour the other half in his gas tank, he should then proceed to hurl a boomarang northwest, try and catch it with your teeth. If you don't catch the boomarang with your teeth by the second attempt you must repeat all aforementioned steps until you catch said boomarang. Once you are successful with the boomarang, place it where the wrist watch once was, back under this very gravestone. Hey thanks! I always wanted one of these!
Jul 16 2012 4:52PM
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Hamster.
Posts: 1636 - Karma: 26
put my body in a superman costume and throw it out an airplane
Jul 16 2012 4:55PM
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llambert
Posts: 1005 - Karma: 81
.
Jul 16 2012 5:00PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
"Bagel Master" +k if anyone understands my utah slaaaang.
Jul 16 2012 5:08PM
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Uah
Posts: 1104 - Karma: 176
Hahahahahahahahaha did you just watch that because the new one is out?
Jul 16 2012 5:10PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
Change my last name to bongs right before I due so my grave stone will say rip bongs
Jul 16 2012 5:17PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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Jul 16 2012 5:22PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
Ya i googled this and ended up on that blog to..
Jul 16 2012 5:29PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
Free Frenchy
Jul 16 2012 5:33PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51617 - Karma: 162,032
"I'm going to climb out of hear tonight and rape you"
Jul 16 2012 5:54PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Well if I have a headstone at all, that means my wishes were completely disregarded. 

I want to be creamated and have my ashes spread around the top of some of my favorite mountains.  If people want to come and visit my gravesite and talk, they can just go for a hike or a ski. 

I just don't get the whole idea of being embalmed, stufed, painted and then of course taking up space on the planet forever when MAXIMUM two generations will ever remember you or ever want to visit.  It just seems incredibly selfish to me.  That and the idea of wearing a suit for eternity makes me cringe.  I also hate how my last memory of so many people is seeing them like a mannequin all waxed up and shit.  I really really REALLY hate that.  Remember me however you remember me, just never prop me up like that so people can bullshit like "oh, he looks great"- no, I look fuckin' dead and that, by definition, is not "great" at all.   

So yeah.  Just burn me, thanks. 

Jul 16 2012 6:03PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Ahahahaha it'll be like prince but like way more irie and shit.  I like it. 

Jul 16 2012 6:04PM
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snowisholywater
Posts: 337 - Karma: 57
you may of just made me think twice about being buried
Jul 16 2012 6:05PM
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JASTEW206
Posts: 568 - Karma: 117
this is boring...
Jul 16 2012 6:07PM
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yaboi
Posts: 212 - Karma: 21
I feel the same way
Jul 16 2012 6:15PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
this
Jul 16 2012 6:18PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
not gonna have a headstone. cremated and placed in the earth, will probably decide where when the time comes.
Jul 16 2012 6:19PM
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Tha_Wizard
Posts: 836 - Karma: 1,249
die young and leave a good looking body
Jul 16 2012 6:19PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
for those of you who want to be cremated, to keep pace with the thread... when whoever spreads you out, what remarks do you want them to make about you? or just a dust and leave thing..
Jul 16 2012 6:31PM
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Gypsy_Skier
Posts: 2666 - Karma: 5,237
if i get cremated, i want half my ashes to go into pamela anderson's breast implants and i want lindsay lohan to snort the other half.

that or have them shot out of a shotgun at people during burning man.
Jul 16 2012 6:36PM
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accualyisdolan
Posts: 3295 - Karma: -192
waht if i tlod u
Jul 16 2012 6:36PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
dust and leave man. A few words should not be enough to describe a person's full life.
Jul 16 2012 6:37PM
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