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GEORGEzimmerman
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this french canadiian kid, while at camp, threatened someone by saying "move or ill hump you." he was dead serious and said it in a tone like " move or ill fuck you up." I'm still laughing at it. are all french canadians weird? share your stories.
Jul 12 2012 3:58PM
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1337
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What are you gonna do, hump me?!

Come at me, frenchcanadians!
Jul 12 2012 4:01PM
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Spinoza
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lol. inb4 unwarranted hate towards all of them.
Jul 12 2012 4:03PM
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MacMahoooon
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Did they move?
Jul 12 2012 4:07PM
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Bar_Down
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Did he end up humping them or what?
Jul 12 2012 4:11PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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new the kid moved sadly. but it was still some funny shit
Jul 12 2012 4:13PM
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Abc567def
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He probaly meant he is going to rape him.

But yeah french canadians are wackkk
Jul 12 2012 4:34PM
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Jahburn
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Canadians are weird and French Canadians are the weirdest. In the Airpot in orlando I noticed all of these Canadian flag key chains on peoples backs packs shirts, Jackets what ever. So manny of them looking like fruits wearing all their canadian gear. Not sure if they were frenchies or not though. This French Canadian girl took my weed stem collection. Why the hell would she want my stems? Apparently another kid told her it was his stems which was completely wrong. I eventually got them back so it was OK.
Jul 12 2012 4:45PM
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KRASHED
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You sound like a legitimate guy....

French Canadians are awesome and this is coming from a born and raised Ontarian. They've still got a super outdoor oriented culture and they haven't pussified their culture or kids (yet). Seems like Quebec would be a great place to grow up and raise a family (zero sarcasm here)
Jul 12 2012 5:00PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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Was it "bouge, sinon je t'encule"? cos here thats like a legit thread. i mean no one realy says it anymore, but it basicl means move or i'll buttfuck you.
Jul 12 2012 5:17PM
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Spinoza
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called it.
Jul 12 2012 5:21PM
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camham
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What about Phil Casabon ;) ?
Jul 12 2012 5:28PM
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MatRich
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it was probably an insult that doesnt translate directly. your too but tight to even consider the language gap so you just call em wierd.
Jul 12 2012 5:49PM
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camham
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You seem very intelligent sir! You're gonna be a successful man, for sure !
Jul 12 2012 6:10PM
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.AR6rider.
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Jul 12 2012 6:13PM
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tdollo
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fuck
Jul 12 2012 8:28PM
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Spinoza
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hilarious!
Jul 12 2012 8:30PM
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flatland
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I believe the correct term is Quebexicans.
Jul 12 2012 9:47PM
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accualyisdolan
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not a single fuck will be given
Jul 12 2012 9:59PM
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gotti
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I was in quebec over march and some of those people are seriously racist. I won't get into any details, but I'm chill with them because the girls were super hot and I saw some skiers jibbing the city wall. needless to say it was dope. Also crashed Ice was there when I was there and that made me like it that much more.
Jul 12 2012 10:20PM
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k-rob
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they give canada a bad name, i don't like em.
Jul 12 2012 10:24PM
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GORILLA.
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inb4 k-fred.

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jul 12 2012 10:44PM
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camham
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Dear Mr. The_Hatter

This confirm my previous thoughts. You are BRILLIANT.

Seriously Mr. The_Hatter, why so much hate, do you have a mental disorder? It can be comprehensive, freesking is a dangerous sport. You should consult a medic or...a psy, something like that.

Best regards,

Camham

PS:....NOTHIN'
Jul 12 2012 11:38PM
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Malcolm
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The key to french canadianism is that H's are always pronounced when they shouldn't be there and aren't when they should. He could have meant to say jump or dump.
Jul 13 2012 12:24AM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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the french suck
Jul 13 2012 12:28AM
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1337
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Since he posted in this thread, I'm obligated to say that Malcolm is my favorite French Canadian
Jul 13 2012 12:29AM
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EmperorKuzco
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He's such a badass. Favorite boxer hands down. Bradley fight was bullshit.
Jul 13 2012 12:32AM
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Mr.Gaga
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I think it's like americans and other canadiens, there are some nice peoples and there are some fucking idiots. We're surely not all like that.
Jul 13 2012 12:41AM
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Rachy
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. . . I love my french canadian friends. They call me Rachelle and it sounds pretty. They are also always take off their shoes when they enter the house. This may not seem like a big deal, but growing up in Minnesota, this was just what you did. You enter someones house, you take off your shoes. In California, people are like, "fuck your carpet, these boots are too hard to take off so I'm going to help you lose your rental deposit." But the French Canadians, they take their shoes off every time.

/mindless rant
Jul 13 2012 7:06AM
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vordulmega
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whats wrong with a little canadian flag patch or some shit, i have a patch on my backpack and i get people coming up to me all the time asking about canada and what its like and shit like that, in europe, southeast asia, australia/new zealand, south africa, wherever haha i don't see anything "fruity" about that
Jul 13 2012 9:44AM
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tdollo
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... and that day, not a single fuck was given...
Jul 13 2012 9:48AM
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taylornicky
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Aren't we all weird?
Jul 13 2012 9:49AM
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Malcolm
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Go on
Jul 13 2012 11:34AM
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steezbox
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I am also quite intrigued by this statement.
Jul 13 2012 11:42AM
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.Hugo.
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No way they're as bad as the natives in northern mn. The stories I could tell
Jul 13 2012 11:43AM
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NotGhood
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Correct term: Quebecers. I like them, adults at least. I've yet to meet a French teenager on or off the hill who isn't a complete douchenozzle.
Jul 13 2012 11:46AM
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Alexander_Keith
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Jul 13 2012 1:10PM
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manzear
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Canadians will wear the Canadian Flag in a number of different places when travelling so they don't get confused with Americans....no hate, just facts.

French Canadians are awesome people, and the Province of Quebec is an awesome place. Yes, it is a little bit different than the other provinces and that is cool...
Jul 13 2012 1:21PM
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Malcolm
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Fair enough. Not all of them are like that though
Jul 13 2012 6:57PM
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NinetyFour
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Yeah most Natives are like that here in the 204. It's ridiculous, they get new houses and stuff from the government and then trash the fuck out of the new housing, complain about how shitty their living conditions are, and then repeat the cycle. They are also easily 80-90% of the gang population here, and they complain about all of the gang violence and missing aboriginal women due to gangs......

On the contrary I know a few kids from school that have come from some tough backgrounds but they've actually pursued a life worth living, good kids, damn hard workers and I can't say enough good things about them.

French Canadians are a wicked bunch of people though, they know how to party.
Jul 13 2012 7:17PM
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vordulmega
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exaaactly, i don't wanna be confused with some american fuck
Jul 13 2012 8:57PM
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accualyisdolan
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goobeux pls
Jul 13 2012 10:03PM
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Bumblesteeze
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I'm technically a French Canadian as I was born in Quebec and speak French back at home, but I have lived in Ontario most of my life and I've been working and going to school/university in English.
I have a French accent when I speak English and apparently an English accent when I speak French. Weird, uh?
Anyways...

I've been exposed to both cultures extensively and they are both quite different, but both have great and bad people. They all have their positives and negatives, and the negatives are always used to stereotype the other.

I don't understand why some of you guys can be so ignorant about the people in your own country. French and English have always been the languages spoken in Canada, I think we need accept it and live with it. What should piss you guys off, is masses of immigrants that can't speak either. Seriously.

Jul 13 2012 10:13PM
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*monsterskier*
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this

although i'm not Canadian I feel like I can relate to a lot of points in your statement

and emphasis on the last sentence...i don't want to walk into a store, ask a worker where something is and have them stare at me and say nothing.

I haven't been to the rest of Quebec but Montreal is super pretty and I'm taking French courses at my college so I can be prepared and order in French at French restaurants when i go back =D

so i'm super excited
Jul 13 2012 10:24PM
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Bumblesteeze
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That's awesome, Montreal is definitely a nice place to visit. If the waiter at the restaurant answers you in English after you spoke french, don't take it bad as he's just trying to make it easy for you.

have fun!
Jul 13 2012 10:40PM
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vordulmega
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lol no
Jul 13 2012 11:04PM
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J-Sway
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French canadians are so fucking obnoxious, I cant stand them.
Jul 13 2012 11:11PM
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vordulmega
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oh man i cant stand that haha i was on a flight to new zealand that was going through san francisco and on my flight from san fran to auckland this dude sat next to me with a canadian flag on his bag and i was like where are you from and he was like toronto and i was like no way me too, what part and his just like uhhhhhh like downtown and i asked him whereabouts and he ended up admitting he was a full blown american haha stupid fuck
Jul 13 2012 11:12PM
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Rachy
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that's cause everyone tells us that the rest of the world hates us but loves canadians. So people pretend to be canadian.

I just tell people the truth and they either don't give a fuck or ask me if I know famous people.
Jul 14 2012 5:47AM
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vordulmega
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Well yeah, obviously. I understand the logic but its still super annoying, though at the same time it is a bit of a compliment I suppose
Jul 14 2012 6:17AM
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Bar_Down
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Ahaha same exact thing for me.
Jul 14 2012 7:32AM
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