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The worst thing you can call a man

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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Creepy

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Jul 11 2012 10:42PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,234
clapbortionator
Jul 11 2012 10:45PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
I came to the conclusion that "lumpy" is the worst adjective to describe something as. I literally could not think of one thing that could be positive using it. For examply

That person looks lumpy
These potatoes are lumpy
This roller coaster is lumpy
This bird seed looks lumpy
That kickoff return looked lumpy
That marinara sauce looks lumpy.

I will give 10/10 karma for the person who can portray this word in a positive light. For the life of me, I just cant do it. Please help me.
Jul 11 2012 10:45PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
leet
Jul 11 2012 10:45PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Wut
Jul 11 2012 10:46PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
the clouds were gloriously lumpy
Jul 11 2012 10:46PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
a woman
Jul 11 2012 10:48PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
You can't use other adjectives to bring up Lumpy. It must be the sole adjective to describe something.
Jul 11 2012 10:49PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,234
still sounds awful
Jul 11 2012 10:49PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
Two-incher
Jul 11 2012 10:50PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
no other adjectives were used
Jul 11 2012 10:50PM
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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
I like my women lumpy... with lots of curves

do i win
Jul 11 2012 10:51PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
Ok its an adverb, but its trying to take away from the real meaning of Lumpy
Jul 11 2012 10:52PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
No...thats disgusting.. You lose...terribly.
Jul 11 2012 10:53PM
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Chinchi
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 4,211
my lovely lady lump.......y?





100th post lets go
Jul 11 2012 10:55PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
That lumpy object over there is unknown and is even starting to grow mold. Do I win!?!??!?
Jul 11 2012 10:56PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
oh shit.... If it wasn't for Fergie I would say no... but this may be a possibility
Jul 11 2012 10:56PM
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tds103
Posts: 679 - Karma: 74
if you use the lumpy to describe a woman, it is most likey that she has cellulite on the back of her legs.
Jul 11 2012 10:57PM
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JBanden
Posts: 120 - Karma: 12
cottage cheese. id rather my cottage cheese be lumpy than runny.
Jul 11 2012 10:57PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
if you're in jail, a 'goof'.
Jul 11 2012 10:59PM
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Karkoskier
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 4,661
A gay kid I work with called this other person I was working with a "Cock juggling thunder cunt"... That seemed pretty harsh.
Jul 11 2012 11:06PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
''just friends"
Jul 11 2012 11:08PM
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skiman12321
Posts: 524 - Karma: 194
a cotton headed ninny muggins
Jul 11 2012 11:09PM
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LDV
Posts: 516 - Karma: 25
Late for dinner
Jul 11 2012 11:10PM
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 467
Beat me to it
Jul 11 2012 11:13PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
The camel's humps were lumpy!


that just sounds silly....which means i win
Jul 11 2012 11:14PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
black
Jul 11 2012 11:17PM
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Tree60
Posts: 1438 - Karma: 4,961
moist.
Jul 11 2012 11:17PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
The ocean looks lumpy today, perfect for some body surfing!
Jul 11 2012 11:31PM
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PeteSpin
Posts: 316 - Karma: 18
Hahaha that's probably the most creative one
Jul 11 2012 11:43PM
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Pretzel___Slaya
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 190
WIN
Jul 11 2012 11:51PM
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Toaster-Tony
Posts: 3531 - Karma: 5,850
a gaper.
Jul 11 2012 11:51PM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
stupid, that gets a rise out of the men i know
Jul 11 2012 11:52PM
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caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
I personally hate being called a loser.
Jul 11 2012 11:56PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
"god she's so fucking dumb!"
Jul 11 2012 11:57PM
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Nraderz
Posts: 31 - Karma: 10
the moguls were lumpy.
Jul 12 2012 12:11AM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
literally the worst thing you can say to a man is that he isn't good enough.



doesn't matter if it's about sex, about providing for the family, or even about something insignificant.
Jul 12 2012 12:14AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
mouthbreather
Jul 12 2012 12:17AM
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alvy.
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 377
pussynoballsfaggotbitch
Jul 12 2012 12:23AM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
I hate loser. But on this site, I've been called many things. In real life, I'd say being called loser, unpopular or pussy are some pretty downing ones
Jul 12 2012 12:28AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51643 - Karma: 162,249
wut
Jul 12 2012 12:29AM
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malonius_funk
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 1,500
the lump was not lumpy.
Jul 12 2012 12:31AM
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JIBpsy^^
Posts: 2851 - Karma: 36
A dick nosed semen slurper.
Jul 12 2012 12:46AM
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Darth_Veeder
Posts: 1054 - Karma: -26
my threads.
Jul 12 2012 12:50AM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
Carini had a lumpy head?

Jul 12 2012 12:52AM
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
those moguls were so lumpy!
Jul 12 2012 12:55AM
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635
Hoser
Jul 12 2012 1:04AM
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B.Pol
Posts: 1750 - Karma: 59
That pillow line was so lumpy mannnnnn....
Jul 12 2012 1:07AM
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crieschl
Posts: 644 - Karma: 108
close enough?

Jul 12 2012 1:12AM
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Karkoskier
Posts: 2999 - Karma: 4,661
This one takes the cake...
Jul 12 2012 1:15AM
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