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Need help losing inches

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GILLSKI
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So I have to lose 1-2 inches off my abdomen in 5 days. whats the quickest way? it doesnt need to be permanent just for a day or to. im not really overweight shall I add
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Flying~Squirrel
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use a scalpel
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Big5hifty
Posts: 3243 - Karma: 1,253
story time...
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Gods_Father
Posts: 1466 - Karma: -284

for a day or two???hahhaha

dafuq

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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,498
don't stop jerking off for 5 days.
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Sandpaper is good for shaving off a few inches.
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mowglii
Posts: 545 - Karma: 339
pee in her butt
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TheClap.
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1-2

in water weight is easy
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
Sit in a sauna for 36 hours stright.
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 357
Just don't eat as much as usual and sit around all day.
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accualyisdolan
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fatkins
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
1. Coat the inside of a corset with glue
2. Put on the corset, adjust to desired shape
3. Let the glue dry
4. Carefully remove corset, leaving a clear glue corset on your body
5. Success

I knew a guy whos cousin said this totally worked for a girl he knew who told her bf to do this.
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james6345789
Posts: 4763 - Karma: 461
Cut off your dick
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Get a haircut.
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
Run around
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
get a slimtee and youll lose it instantly
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Toaster-Tony
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One word.








Laxatives.
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
dont eat anything but raw fruits and veggies and meet without stuff added till that day and drink a lot of tea with out sugar added.



So no bread, no dairy, no sugar beverages.


You will lose weight fast without any lactose or sugar. And do a ton of crunches.

Try to drink a glass of water every awake hour, this will keep you full.


I'm a very lightweight person... and even I lost like 6lbs in a few days when I switched my diet.
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Mr.Sloth
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Walruses.
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,522
penis too big?
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
its really not about weight. I have veryyy built legs and back but I have a beer gut. im taking a body fat test and im above range wich is fucking stupid because Im nowhere near the number it says Im in pretty good shape and to lower my number I need a smaller waist size
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Abc567def
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maybe read these articles and then do the complete oposite?
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
do you have a vagina?
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
Do you have a tape worm dealer?
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Abc567def
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Fuck i meant to put this
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GILLSKI
Posts: 1250 - Karma: 361
its for an army promotion sweetheart
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JIBpsy^^
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assuming you can, instead of eating just get kind of drunk all day. you wont feel the hunger as much. and if you do it for 1 to 2 days you will lose alot of weight
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SteezoSaurus
Posts: 2630 - Karma: 2,670
Wow. Its scary to that people like you are spreading this as good information. if you drink that much water, it is very likely that will lead to hyponatrema which is essential a lack of sodium (which can be deadly by the way).

But yea, excessive exercise and a true lack of essential fatty acids is good times.
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geteducated
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cut your water weight. give the appearance that you lost inches.

http://www.livestrong.com/article/224386-how-to-lose-10-pounds-of-water-weight-in-seven-days-for-bodybuilders/
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Gods_Father
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in all seriousness no gluten, refined carbs /thread
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lorax
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Being hung is now a problem. Try moving somewhere colder, hot moist climates can often stimulate the male reproductive area.
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Rachy
Posts: 4355 - Karma: 2,761
Maybe I should have clarified what a glass is. .2 liters here is the size of a standard drinking glass.

So that would be 3 liters of water a day with no other beverages and a work out. In no way is that excessive unless you sit around all day.

When I'm less active I go down to about a liter and a half. to 2 liters.


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