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If you could go back in time and kill any historical figure when they were a baby, who would it be?

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Bill.Nye
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I'll start with the most obvious just to get it out of the way: Hitler. Now let's hear some more creative ones.
Jul 7 2012 8:14PM
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TheWeaz
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bill nye...
Jul 7 2012 8:15PM
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BChaps1209
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adam
Jul 7 2012 8:16PM
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Bill.Nye
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Jul 7 2012 8:17PM
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howlongcanausern
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obama
Jul 7 2012 8:17PM
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Juicy-J
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i wouldnt kill a baby
Jul 7 2012 8:20PM
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mowglii
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no one because killing even a butterfly can alter the future in a vast way :O
Jul 7 2012 8:21PM
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accualyisdolan
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 is that even a question? hitler obviously... exept i would exterminate jellyfish
Jul 7 2012 8:21PM
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Backyard.Skier
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Jul 7 2012 8:21PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Jul 7 2012 8:27PM
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Heart
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whoever was most responsible for the tea party movement.
Jul 7 2012 8:42PM
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JzD.
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Hitler
Jul 7 2012 8:46PM
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accualyisdolan
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nevermind i thought your thread title said if you could go back in time and "be" any historical figure
Jul 7 2012 8:49PM
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Heart
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sandler
Jul 7 2012 8:53PM
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*Bird
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Jul 7 2012 8:54PM
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GORILLA.
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-GORILLA, OUT.
Jul 7 2012 8:59PM
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[hamnuts]
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Ghenghis Khan and Hitler.
Jul 7 2012 9:11PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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my parents
Jul 7 2012 9:11PM
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theBearJew
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But then Cubs fans wouldnt have anyone to blame for blowing the game... You NEED him..
Jul 7 2012 10:46PM
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987321654hgfd
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Lenin, Stalin, Marx.
Jul 7 2012 10:47PM
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infuser
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Not having to read his plays in English class wouldn't be the worst thing in the world

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Jul 7 2012 10:48PM
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Lansfield
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Jul 7 2012 10:50PM
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Anathema
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terry fox. what a fucking phony.
Jul 7 2012 10:50PM
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k-rob
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definitely Jesus.
Jul 7 2012 10:51PM
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Forcillo
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Uhhh.... Hitler, Kim-Jong il/Un, John Wilkes-Booth, George Fucking Walker Bush.
Jul 7 2012 10:57PM
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Lansfield
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Jul 7 2012 11:03PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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nobody
Jul 7 2012 11:05PM
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e_strapp
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I lol'd
Jul 7 2012 11:06PM
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*Bird
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+K
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Jul 7 2012 11:10PM
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soulskier
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not historical, but it would have saved me 45 seconds if i picked your mother
Jul 7 2012 11:17PM
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Poundtown
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i think a lot of people would agree; Woodrow Wilson.
Jul 7 2012 11:27PM
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Forcillo
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Not sure if Photoshop or Kony is actually wearing Supreme
Jul 7 2012 11:30PM
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soulskier
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steve bartman!! that poor, poor bastard.
Jul 7 2012 11:31PM
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[hamnuts]
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Shakespeare is the shit. Don't be so fucking lazy, they have so many guides to help you understand it. Don't hate on the creme de la creme of England's Renaissance.

Jul 7 2012 11:37PM
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[hamnuts]
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On second thought, maybe Ghenghis had his merits.



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Jul 7 2012 11:42PM
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thenightman
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Martin Luther King JR. I fucking hated leaning about him every year in elementary school.



















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Jul 8 2012 12:04AM
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thenightman
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oops! there was supposed to be an embedded troll face. I'm not that terrible of a racist.
Jul 8 2012 12:07AM
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cwphoto
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i wondered that too

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Jul 8 2012 1:50AM
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ihitchadsgap
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ok this is gonna come out really wrong im not a nazi or anything but just listen. if you think about it killing hitler would increase the population so much he killed 11 million people right before the baby boom which was 3 generations back so nowadays that probably would be like an extra 100 million people.but ya he was a bad dude so who gives a fuck i guess? anyway id probably kill whoever invented yolo or something....shit gets old
Jul 8 2012 1:51AM
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Bill.Nye
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You only live never
Jul 8 2012 1:53AM
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JIBpsy^^
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the fuckers that shat all over rick ross's "everyday im hustlin". I think its LMFAO not sure though. either way fuck LMFAO.
Jul 8 2012 1:55AM
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EmperorKuzco
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Ok yea kill Stalin. But why Marx?
Jul 8 2012 1:57AM
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_Jeffrey_
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i feel bad for that guy
Jul 8 2012 2:01AM
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*Bird
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10/10 for epic username and icon
Jul 8 2012 2:02AM
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skijunkiedtm
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Muhammad.
Jul 8 2012 2:14AM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
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Woah, woah, BearJew. I ain't no cubs fan. I want to see if they would have won the game
Jul 8 2012 2:40AM
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CashmereCat
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One time I was waiting in the lift line and there was a kid with a hoodie on that said Bartman on it.
Jul 8 2012 10:44AM
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Darth_Veeder
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Are you sure you aren't a nazi?
Jul 8 2012 10:54AM
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GORILLA.
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no writing a terrible science fiction novel gave him his fame, his death is what made it popular. like elvis.

if I kill him before his shitty book is published I'll take out so many retards from modern day society.

-GORILLA, OUT.
Jul 8 2012 11:30AM
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infuser
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I respectfully disagree with you
Jul 8 2012 11:58AM
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ski4fun420
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Jul 8 2012 12:00PM
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