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Cool thing I discovered about keyboards

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Malcolm
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Stare straight down at your keyboard and cross your eyes a little so that the G and the H merge together, H merges with J etc. If you do it right the keys seem to float up and you can't read shit. It works best with chiclet keys.
Jul 5 2012 11:52PM
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jibmeisterflex
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Woah
Jul 5 2012 11:54PM
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*simba*
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How high are you...
Jul 5 2012 11:54PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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wat
Jul 5 2012 11:54PM
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Benj.
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you are high.
Jul 5 2012 11:54PM
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edai
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Lolololol How do you even figure that out?
Jul 5 2012 11:55PM
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Rafiki
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if you cross your eyes when looking at the screen your faunt will get bigger
Jul 5 2012 11:56PM
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Poop_nugget
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what the fuck..
Jul 5 2012 11:57PM
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skijunkiedtm
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hahahahahaa
Jul 6 2012 12:01AM
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Parks.
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hhahahahhah
Jul 6 2012 12:02AM
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DERS.
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lol. meanwhile at the ns headquarters or wherever da fuck you are malcom.
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Jul 6 2012 12:08AM
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2_fadez
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I'll have whatever OP has.
Jul 6 2012 12:11AM
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katie.
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And that's how we run things here
Jul 6 2012 12:12AM
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walshie
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This
Jul 6 2012 12:13AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
Have any of you guys actually tried it? I can almost guarantee that you're all staring at your keyboards right now.
Jul 6 2012 12:13AM
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TheButterHashira
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It's a little unfair to assume he's high, but NSG is the hangout for high bastards.
Jul 6 2012 12:14AM
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theabortionator
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Jul 6 2012 12:16AM
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SSteezle
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just starred at my keyboard for 5 minutes, pretty cool actually
Jul 6 2012 12:19AM
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Inline.
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Jul 6 2012 12:19AM
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ntgeo
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Haha
Jul 6 2012 12:25AM
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ironic
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There's a thread for these kinds of things.. and it involves the word "drunk."
Jul 6 2012 12:28AM
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_Jeffrey_
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i don't think he's high or drunk. it works
Jul 6 2012 2:57AM
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KillaSteeze
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i tried it and thought wow this is dumb then stopped and got my mind blown, so awesome
Jul 6 2012 3:05AM
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Itchyhead
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I did it and it works, that cray
Jul 6 2012 3:28AM
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*Bird
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dude I'm high as fuck right now and i don't really get your thing but holy shit i found something sick if you have a mac with a keyboard. In the dark when you cross your eyes and look at the keyboard the lights look hella weird from s certain angle
Jul 6 2012 4:30AM
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I_Am_Mod
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haha, solid thread malcolm ! :D
Jul 6 2012 6:12AM
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feihlination
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Jul 6 2012 6:48AM
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feihlination
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Jul 6 2012 6:52AM
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NotGhood
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+k

also, is this why ns was down this morning? all you guys were distracted as fuck staring at your keyboards like a bunch of giggling idiots?
Jul 6 2012 11:08AM
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JzD.
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wut
Jul 6 2012 11:13AM
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mattytru
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proud to say i discovered this as well
Jul 6 2012 11:35AM
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Juicy-J
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lol
Jul 6 2012 11:36AM
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JORMUNGAND
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hey it works
Jul 6 2012 12:36PM
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CliffyByro
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another cool thing is if you drop a glass of milk on it the faunt gets bigger
Jul 6 2012 2:27PM
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.Apex.
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If you sit in a bucket of ice until you're numb then jump into a hot tub and close you're eyes you feel like a phoenix.
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Jul 6 2012 2:54PM
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Pineal
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Jul 6 2012 3:03PM
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