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Hide The Milk at Walmart

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brotherdad
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Ok NSG,
I have a challenge for you.

Go to your local Walmart, get a gallon of milk and hide it anywhere in the store, it's gotta be hidden well though or else employees will find it. I hid one in a suitcase and one on a top shelf behind a wall of diapers. Then 2 weeks later come back and see if its still there. If it's still there after that you win.

GO!
Jul 2 2012 11:46PM
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TallTeeNation
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ok, i just got back from wallymart and one of my gallons are hidden in a backpack and my other gallon is hidden at the bottom of the $5 dvd cart......it will never be found
Jul 7 2012 10:18PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I wish I actually had the balls/creativity/drive to get off my ass and do this
Jul 7 2012 10:29PM
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InfiniteSteeze
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just coax the people into it, its every boys dream to see a naked man in walmart
Jul 8 2012 12:54AM
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Panda_with_Guns
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Did this today. Put it on the top shelf where the 2 liters and shot are but way in the back
Jul 8 2012 1:25AM
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ikindalikeskiing
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Will be doing this soon!
Jul 8 2012 1:31AM
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cwphoto
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sorta related, when i was younger, i used to hide bouncy balls with my friends. we would hide them in the pots/pans, coffee machines, luggage, and vacuum cleaners. one time we returned to walmart about a year after we hid the ball (not kidding) and it was still in one of the pots. win.
Jul 8 2012 1:38AM
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FrysNation
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challenge accepted
Jul 8 2012 1:48AM
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Ski_Alot
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where the fuck do you live?
Jul 8 2012 2:16AM
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RipeTomato
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must try this
Jul 8 2012 2:36AM
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Davy.Crockett
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that was extremely inormative
Jul 8 2012 2:44AM
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dbchili
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hahaha this is really impressive, how did you get it down there? Actually remove all the DVDs?

In grade 9 my friends and I used to hide mcdonalds hamburgers in between the mattresses at department stores, they're probably still there, and that was 10 years ago

Jul 8 2012 8:57AM
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Deluge
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me and some friends did this yesterday, behind the basketball shorts in the clothing section
Jul 8 2012 10:53AM
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brotherdad
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Both my
Jul 8 2012 12:38PM
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brotherdad
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*mobile... Both my milks are still there I opened one up and it smelled of the foulest odor.
Jul 8 2012 12:39PM
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scientist
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it'd be somewhat humourous if someone purchased said suitcase and got pinned for theft.
Jul 8 2012 12:48PM
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rareison
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^
Jul 8 2012 5:26PM
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Dragonite.
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Aw fuck I was just in a two story target too! Threads for later I guess
Jul 8 2012 5:50PM
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AT-AT
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Definitely trying this.
Jul 8 2012 8:00PM
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HARVERSACE
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two story target?
Jul 8 2012 8:15PM
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brotherdad
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Just did it at target
Jul 8 2012 8:54PM
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maynaiseman
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Same, one in a grill and one in a cabinet
Jul 8 2012 9:21PM
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Benj.
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damn im not even sure if walmarts in Québec sell milk...
Jul 8 2012 9:26PM
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skiman12321
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Going to walmart tonight will definately be hiding multiple galons.
Jul 8 2012 10:46PM
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Pineal
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do you know zack schwartz
Jul 8 2012 10:49PM
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crab_pretzel
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random fact for ya:
if you take all your veins, arteries, capillaries, etc and lay them out end to end, you die
Jul 8 2012 11:45PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Or you could hide eggs in places they will not be found until rotten but when found will be broken, Also i want to go into a walmart and walk through the grocery section stabbing every container of liquid i see.
Jul 9 2012 12:29AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Yeah no shit! There were actually some interesting statistics on it.
Jul 9 2012 1:40AM
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H-Slice
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Another kinda funny thing is getting extra small condom boxes and putting them in random guys shopping carts it so embarrassing for them when they are checking out all like how'd these get in here and the clerk is jus like oh it's fine I don't care and scans them
Jul 9 2012 1:47AM
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rrawdog
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As a Walmart employee.... screw everyone who does this..
Jul 9 2012 2:52AM
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Jahburn
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I hid a few of my old sandwiches in school text books in this bitch teachers class room. The last day of school two were still untouched from the first month of school rotting away. They started to stink up the classroom after the forth month in. I didn't sit next to them so it didn't bother me to much.
Jul 9 2012 3:23AM
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disastertourism
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I live in a tiny village in Greece. Probably hundreds of miles from a walmart. sadface.
Jul 9 2012 6:00AM
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James7
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instead of milk, use a carton of eggs, they spoil faster and smell way worse
Jul 9 2012 8:12AM
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Huck_Norris
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Ugh, this was the senior parnk at my HS years back.  The seniors hid milk cartons and other food all over the school.  In vents, above the drop ceiling tiles, storage closets, labs, cabinets, even filled other containers with milk so it was harder to find.

The school was so gross for like weeks and weeks.   

Jul 9 2012 9:40AM
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Lemuel
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How does one fit a sammich in a textbook?
Jul 9 2012 9:56AM
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brotherdad
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Jul 9 2012 11:34AM
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trettzilla
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found a tomato down there once
Jul 9 2012 12:05PM
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TallTeeNation
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well as long as you dont work at the fenton walmart, then i dont give a shit. But as of 1 hour ago i took the advise of hiding 4 carton of eggs and made sure ech egg was cracked severely. i found all my milks but the one under all the dvd's just because thats fucking way to much work, and opened the tops. also my egg hiding spots where in several back packs, tires (way in the back), pockets, and many many tackle boxes



FUCK WALMART!!!!!!
Jul 9 2012 12:05PM
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rrawdog
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Pays the bills bruh...

Jul 9 2012 12:51PM
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majora
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i think every cool story bro picture would be more effective and funnier if it didnt say cool story bro
Jul 9 2012 1:18PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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incoherant story is incoherant
Jul 9 2012 1:22PM
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Kretzschmar
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milk is still in the suitcase but a worker moved it to the front of the display and obviously didnt notice haha and we just hid a tomato in a shoe for shits and giggles
Jul 10 2012 2:26AM
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Gypsy_Skier
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i dunno man.. a gallon of a milk would make an empty suitcase signafivatly heavier and i think a worker would notice the change in weight..

Also you have the same icon as god

Jul 10 2012 5:41AM
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Kretzschmar
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i thought the same. i dont know how they didnt notice the weight cause when i checked you could tell it was heavier.
and indeed i do
Jul 10 2012 1:19PM
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brotherdad
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Walmart actually called my home phone today. Thought I was fucked, but it turned out my brothers prescriptions were just ready for pickup.
Jul 10 2012 1:54PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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I'm there now, found some nasty ass milk. definetly considering this
Jul 10 2012 2:45PM
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tom.harris
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Haha U should definitely do it and open the milk bottle !!!
Jul 10 2012 3:45PM
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tom.harris
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Haha U should definitely do it and open the milk bottle !!!
Jul 10 2012 3:45PM
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tom.harris
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Haha U should definitely do it and open the milk bottle !!!
Jul 10 2012 3:45PM
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tom.harris
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Haha U should definitely do it and open the milk bottle !!!
Jul 10 2012 3:45PM
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tom.harris
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Haha U should definitely do it and open the milk bottle !!!
Jul 10 2012 3:45PM
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