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Hide The Milk at Walmart

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brotherdad
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Ok NSG,
I have a challenge for you.

Go to your local Walmart, get a gallon of milk and hide it anywhere in the store, it's gotta be hidden well though or else employees will find it. I hid one in a suitcase and one on a top shelf behind a wall of diapers. Then 2 weeks later come back and see if its still there. If it's still there after that you win.

GO!
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Flying~Squirrel
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you should open it up so it smells bad
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7springsprod
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I like this idea
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Lansfield
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I dont have a Walmart near me (inb4 i live under a rock) but thats pretty funny
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sitty9.
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for extra points, hide all the milk in the whole dairy section, while on rollerblades.
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.MintBerryCrunch
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Or buy it and then sue them.
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Rafiki
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and while wearing assless chaps. go big or go home
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sitty9.
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fuck it. do it naked.
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Forcillo
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#YOLO
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Sno.
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theabortionator
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I'm amazed at how much the internet sucks now
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Rafiki
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well that will get you thrown out incredibly fast. you gotta think through these things, man
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NinetyFour
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Threads for results.
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brotherdad
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i want someone to buy the suitcase that my milk is in and not realize it
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Panda_with_Guns
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Hide the little cartons in pockets of stuff. I suggest the contrceptive isle to hide gallon, people at walmart obviously don't go down there much
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Malcolm
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I used to do this all the time but with string cheese in library books
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sitty9.
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we actually do this all the time with the encyclopedias in school.

if anyone ever comes to saratoga springs high school, check encyclopedia number 13. there should be a piece of paper inside with all the penis drawings you'll ever need.
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.R-Lohin
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Well... It is summer and I dont have $2000 for camp, so eh, what the hell ill try it next time Im at Walmart
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Blake.P
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THERE ISN'T A WALMART NEAR ME. I THINK THE CLOSEST ONE IS LIKE 45 MINUTES AWAY
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sitty9.
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tone it down a notch, awallace.
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scratchproteen
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scratchproteen
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Rafiki
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sitty9.
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I HAVE A SHIRT THAT SAYS THAT WITH A PICTURE OF A LAMP AND EVERYTHING
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Rafiki
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Aiden-P
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GuacamoleMane
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u win that last part actually made me lol
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DUKES
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piss in water bottle.....let it age...take to walmart....take cap off....hide it
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edai
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Or you get a suitcase fill it with fun items and lots of food then buy it.
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SamMcChesney
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take cap off, make a trail coming out from the bathroom.
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REDFRO420
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I did this but with like deli meats i got a bunch of slices of this nasty looking stuff and hid pieces behind shelves
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Panda_with_Guns
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rotten milk smells sooooo bad. i work at an orange julias/ dairy queen and we clean the trash cans out once or twice a week because the rotting dairy products. it smells like a dairy holocaust in there by the end of the week
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edai
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Does it now Ryan? Does it really?
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Panda_with_Guns
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creu is now aerials mixed with ar6 and e heath
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DubV134
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... and they say nothing important goes down in summer time NSG
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Bodhisattva_
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you most likely live within 20 miles of one.
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.Apex.
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Thought about it and the easiest way to hide milk is in liquid form! so I poured it into every pocket in the rain coats!!!! :)
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orangecrush23
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Threads for results

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Flying~Squirrel
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or maybe your just a dumbass who feels the need to inform everyone that rotten milk smells bad
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Panda_with_Guns
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You caught me.
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brotherdad
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classic. heading to walmart today to go check on my milks
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Kretzschmar
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just did mine last night

heres us hiding it

Operation Care Package haha

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/lcumUMNv-_k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
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Kretzschmar
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k+ if someone can embed for me. nothing special though just showing us put it in the suitcase
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POW-WOW
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Crispy.
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^^^The related videos come up as cod walkthroughs hahaha.
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brotherdad
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+k that was great.
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brotherdad
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also, random fact for ya,
If you spill 50 gallons of liquid anywhere in Walmart they must shut down.
Do this on Black Friday for +k
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Kretzschmar
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haha i didnt even notice thats funny shit
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Kretzschmar
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challenge accepted
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E__
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Threads for when I try this.
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SacZiplock
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lost it
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