This thread is as bad as a burger i had today.
So i went to a restaurant, it was a nice patio, the sun was shining, everybody was happy, just a nice day in general. So our waitress comes over (she was very attractive too), and asks for our drink orders. i only ordered a water because im trying to fight a canker in my upper lip. So we receive our drinks, and she proceeds to take down our orders for food. I specifically asked for NO tomatoes. I wasnt worries, our waitress seemed nice and i didnt think it was going to be a problem. So proceeds to bring this nice fat juicy burger that looked amazing. Until I looked closer, and saw a tomato. They were busy, so I excused it, and asked politely if i could get a burger without tomatoes, which i asked for. She smiled and said 'Of course, sorry about that". She returned in a minute or two with what looked like a new burger, but she had just taken the tomatoes out, and they were weird tomatoes and had left a thick layer of residue on my bun and burger. Now im disappointed and hungry, so i go inside and ask for another bun. So they come back later with a new bun which was burnt. Never the less, i just ate it, paid and left. Then I bought a new sun hat at the army surplus store for 20$