just a few days ago I was in Northern Alabama and went to Church. I normally don't go to church but I went with my grandma to be nice. The priest prayed for the pro life activists, hoped god will show his anger to pantheists, and he read a sermon about how doctors just take peoples money and its really the faith and belief in god that heals you. On top of that the priest looked like he could be running a clan. Thats when I new I was in a hick town. As we were heading home I saw a pick up with a confederate flag caring a dead cow in the back bead.
Oh those good old redneck towns.
