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Pick up lines.

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elemeno89
Posts: 1582 - Karma: 79
Jun 29 2012 11:35PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Ah, the fabled approach a girl as she is walking away and say something stupid approach. Works every time.


Really hope some good samaritan bought that guy a hooker at the end of it all. Poor bastard.
Jun 29 2012 11:43PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
"Do you work for Subway? You gave me a footlong."

"Do you work for UPS? I saw you checking out my package."

hahahaha
Jun 29 2012 11:44PM
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Oldmann1584
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lololol these are all the shitty pickup lines people posted in the other pick up line thread

Jun 29 2012 11:46PM
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nacho.steez
Posts: 435 - Karma: 136
im looking for
Jun 29 2012 11:49PM
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nacho.steez
Posts: 435 - Karma: 136
"im looking for directions- to your bedroom" "you have beautiful lwgs- what time are they open"
Jun 29 2012 11:50PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,133
I lost at:
"How do you like you're eggs in the morning?
Fertilized?"
Jun 29 2012 11:53PM
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7-3instacall
Posts: 999 - Karma: 1,005
i just...shit my pants, can i get in yours?
Jun 30 2012 12:00AM
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RipeTomato
Posts: 231 - Karma: 289
"fuck me if im wrong, but we've met before haven't we?" haha
Jun 30 2012 2:04AM
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sir_drums_a_lot
Posts: 335 - Karma: 14
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me, smooth, or rough?
geeky pickup lines
Jun 30 2012 2:11AM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
hahaha some of those were actually pretty clever
Jun 30 2012 2:15AM
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GuacamoleMane
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 2,013
lol homeless guy at 47
Jun 30 2012 7:53AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Nice shoes... Wanna fuck?
Jun 30 2012 8:05AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
What a pro. One day I hope to be this pro.
Jun 30 2012 8:26AM
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YouAllSuck
Posts: 632 - Karma: 1,177
Nice ass, wanna fuck?
Jun 30 2012 8:49AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,281
This is what i do for the German girls, cause 4 out of 10 of them understand me.


Jun 30 2012 10:23AM
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cwphoto
Posts: 2332 - Karma: 780
what a trooper
Jun 30 2012 11:33AM
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pussylips
Posts: 66 - Karma: 11
love this thread :)
Jun 30 2012 6:28PM
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Juicy-J
Posts: 1901 - Karma: 1,765
I put the STD in stud. all i need is U
Jun 30 2012 6:40PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,343
that guys my fucking hero
Jun 30 2012 6:45PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Are you retarded?
Jun 30 2012 6:46PM
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buddychaps
Posts: 1817 - Karma: 583
Wanna go half-zies on a baby?
Jun 30 2012 6:51PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
it only works because he's indian. most people are all "lol kumar" when it comes to goofy indian dudes. if that were a white guy or even worse, a black guy, people would be creeped the fuck out and probably more threatened.
Jun 30 2012 6:53PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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lol 1:58 cut right before he gets slapped
Jun 30 2012 7:08PM
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BolderPro
Posts: 767 - Karma: 426
Hehehe get it
Jun 30 2012 7:23PM
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little1337
Posts: 8241 - Karma: 47,856
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jun 30 2012 7:30PM
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rockjumper
Posts: 496 - Karma: 13
Some of the good ones I've heard are;

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is fucked.

Damn girl! You have small tits for a fat chick!

Does my fancy car make my dick look fat?

I'm going to fuck somebody tonight, it might as well be you.

Jun 30 2012 7:49PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
YouTube simple pickup
Jun 30 2012 7:55PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,630
There all so stupid yet so funny
Jun 30 2012 9:52PM
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jmasterp
Posts: 1976 - Karma: 233
At least he got some boob action
Jun 30 2012 10:58PM
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-MK-
Posts: 3253 - Karma: 5,332
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Jul 1 2012 12:40AM
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Mules
Posts: 595 - Karma: 97
thats my favorite
Jul 1 2012 1:15AM
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elemeno89
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Jul 1 2012 11:53AM
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