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Proof that robots will soon take over the world and enslave humans.

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theBearJew
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They can now beat us at Rock Paper Scissors... Even though they cheat we cant even realize it they are so fast. Now they can beat us at the oldest decision game ever...



Its gonna play out like this... Obama Vs Robot.
"You want to rule the free world robot?"
"Yes."
"Well why dont we just play some old fashioned Rock Paper Scissors to decide who runs this county"
"Best of three or one and done"
"Best of three, dumb robot"
**Game is played, Obama loses 2-0"
"HOW COULD A ROBOT BEAT A HUMAN!"

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Jun 28 2012 12:03PM
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POW-WOW
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It would be impossible for the robot to take over the whole world, that robot only had 3 fingers. Proof
Jun 28 2012 12:07PM
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theBearJew
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They will just play us in Rock Paper Scissors for our thumbs... and once they do that.. its over. No thumbs, no hope.
Jun 28 2012 12:08PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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so it just cheats by throwing late?
Jun 28 2012 12:18PM
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AnthonyWalsh
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no one likes a robot cheater
Jun 28 2012 12:22PM
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theBearJew
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No one can catch a robot cheater.
Jun 28 2012 12:39PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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when said robot became leader of the free world what would be it's first course of action rock,paper, or scissors?
Jun 28 2012 12:48PM
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Kebec
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SCARY SHIT
Jun 28 2012 12:48PM
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theBearJew
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Yes.. They will order all robots to challenge humans to a life, death, or enslavement game of rock, paper, scissors... And at that point... well you know the rest.
Jun 28 2012 12:50PM
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Mike-O
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I wonder which would be faster on the draw, Lucky Luke or the shadow of Robo-Lucky Luke?
Jun 28 2012 12:51PM
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