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So google built a brain

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Lansfield
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So google built a brain with around 16 thousand processors and it was similarly modeled to the human brain, though of course much larger. Now this is a scary thought to most people, because it can learn, understand concepts and whatnot. What google did with it is they fed it 10 million thumb nails from youtube videos. Now what happened next is interesting.

It knows what cats are.

After deciphering 10 million youtube thumbnails, it discovered cats. Now google didnt say: "hey computer, this is a cat! Go find them!". The A.I. basically taught its self the concept of cats. This isnt surprising because we all know the internet is a series of tubes, and those tubes are filled with cats.




Spark notes: A.I. knows what cats are
Jun 26 2012 6:21PM
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Chief.Queef
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If it can understand women then it might be useful.
Jun 26 2012 6:27PM
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Kman000
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This kind of stuff intrigues me. So so so cool. I'd love to see the final result of this.
Jun 26 2012 6:28PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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hahaha awesome
Jun 26 2012 6:29PM
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midwestpowhunter
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Rofl fucking great!!!
Jun 26 2012 6:30PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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but really, have these people not seen the terminator movies? and the people who designed the Ford factory which can repair itself, dont they know they are going to be responsible for the demise of humanity?
Jun 26 2012 6:30PM
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*Bird
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haha yes +k
Jun 26 2012 6:32PM
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Bodhisattva_
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itsaconspiracy.jpg

but srsly..
Jun 26 2012 6:42PM
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Caspaaa
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fuck that shit dude this stuff creeps me out.
Jun 26 2012 6:43PM
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-GL-
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fuck this shit, we're about to get taken over by robots
Jun 26 2012 6:45PM
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Lansfield
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This is just step one i suppose
Jun 26 2012 6:50PM
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daOyster
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Google usually says things like this every year around this time. Usually doesn't end up to be true.
Jun 26 2012 6:54PM
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.ZT.
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Google is amazing.
Jun 26 2012 6:56PM
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Cotter
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this is awesome! also pretty funny it knows what cats are
Jun 26 2012 6:56PM
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Troy.
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Winner
Jun 26 2012 7:02PM
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whoa-dere
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I want one
Jun 26 2012 7:03PM
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TheClap.
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+k
Jun 26 2012 7:04PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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google is going to turn into skynet.
Jun 26 2012 7:40PM
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CliffyByro
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Jun 26 2012 7:43PM
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james6345789
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Win
Jun 26 2012 7:44PM
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m-tang
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Step one in the demise of the human race.
Jun 26 2012 7:52PM
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Lansfield
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Jun 26 2012 7:53PM
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AlexFromTarget
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yes
Jun 26 2012 10:28PM
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PopsicleStand
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maybe im just an arrogant human but I can't imagine any computer ever replacing our unique set of skills anytime soon.
Jun 26 2012 10:30PM
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DirtYStylE
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Yes you are

We bitch about working 9 hours. We take a lunch break to "re-energize" and after our break we are still dragging ass.

Meanwhile a machine is working 24 hours a day and the only pay they receive is being plugged into a wall.
Jun 26 2012 10:56PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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like what?
Jun 26 2012 10:58PM
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Miomo
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Fuck zombies, their nothing. Motha-fuckin SkyNet is coming, bitches!
Jun 27 2012 1:03AM
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DayMan
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The guys at google are so damn smart it's awesome. I love this kind of stuff
Jun 27 2012 1:13AM
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Lansfield
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Well theres already robots who do surgery for us, that was unique to humans, its just a matter of time
Jun 27 2012 12:38PM
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Ski_the_east01
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.....for now...
Jun 27 2012 12:41PM
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n_b
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lolz + k to you sir
Jun 27 2012 1:21PM
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PopsicleStand
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you do know robotic surgery is not autonomous in any way right? it just miniaturizes and smoothes out fine motor movements and the like. The surgeon is still the one operating.

and I get that a lot of things humans do can be replaced by a machine. I just dont think that anything can be built that would completely replace humans, at least not any time soon.
Jun 27 2012 1:23PM
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theBearJew
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Banks for one. Look at the ATM's now.. You can deposit a check, cash, paycheck. No need for deposit slips or anything. You can withdraw money, transfer funds. We need the bankers to open accounts. But I am sure within time we will be able to do that online too.. Some banks you dont even need to go to the bank to deposit a check. Just take a picture and send it with the app.
Jun 27 2012 2:47PM
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BlackCupid
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I'm 5' 10", 140 lbs, and I can bench 115 lbs ten times.
Jun 27 2012 2:52PM
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theBearJew
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Go back to left field.
Jun 27 2012 2:54PM
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Broken_Rides
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So... in the event of a hostile robot takeover, we're gonna be dealing with robots acting like cats? 22 hours of  sleeping, 1 hour of butt licking, 1/2 hour of eating, and 1/2 hour of licking everything but it's butt............................................................................................................................................................................................. ...................................................................................................................................................................................................
................................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................... I thinks we're safe.
Jun 27 2012 3:15PM
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Lé.Skiing
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there was a movie based on the theory that computers are going to be completely integrated with our life.  meaning we will have nano bots in our bodies that will help us heal faster and it will work on a wireless network so if one of us gets sick we will have an automatic immunity to that version of a virus.  he stated that we are growing at an exponential rate of intelligence and soon we will reach our peak of technological advancement.  I for one cant wait for this shit to happen. I also want to be able to take a trip into space like its no big deal.
Jun 27 2012 3:28PM
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JWoods
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THe most solid first post I've seen in a long time

Jun 27 2012 3:43PM
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Lansfield
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/relivent
Jun 27 2012 4:19PM
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JWoods
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relevant*
Jun 27 2012 4:21PM
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ECGove
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So basically cats videos are the most common thing on YouTube? Yeah.
Jun 27 2012 4:31PM
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