Ribbed protection

JayMeZZy

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Ridiculous

thought it was about studded condoms before i read the comment

Jun 25 2012 4:42AM

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corona

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Crazy Fool

I have diamond studs on my condoms.

Jun 25 2012 8:31AM

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kebbek

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Ridiculous

I have hair on my condoms

Jun 25 2012 9:06AM

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Lansfield

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I have knifes on my condoms

Jun 25 2012 9:08AM

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*TURBONERD*

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Post Whore

I have penises on my condoms.

Jun 25 2012 9:12AM

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.Hugo.

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Post Whore

my condoms are invisible

Jun 25 2012 9:16AM

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Huck_Norris

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Crazy Fool

I'm so rich I only wear condoms that's made from other niggas' dicks. /bustarhymes

Jun 25 2012 11:26AM

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little1337

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Crazy Fool

i have a metal condom because it gets hot in thurrrr....has a melting point of OH DAYUM

Jun 25 2012 12:37PM

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Willgum

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Isnt it weird that they used to make condoms out of sheepskin or animal intestines? You would be technically fucking a goat everytime you had sex

Jun 25 2012 1:19PM

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bdarb207

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They still make those im pretty sure.

Jun 25 2012 1:22PM

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JzD.

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Insane

Some people actually fuck goats

Jun 25 2012 1:22PM

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walshie

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Ridiculous

Lost +k for that series of events

Jun 25 2012 1:31PM

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Flying~Squirrel

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No Life

i have holes in my condoms

Jun 25 2012 1:39PM

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POW-WOW

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Insane

Doesn't everybody?

Jun 25 2012 1:40PM

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POW-WOW

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Insane

Doesn't everybody?

Jun 25 2012 1:40PM

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Hatsnballs

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Insane

i have pills for condoms

Jun 25 2012 2:02PM

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gotti

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No Life

my condoms are covered in rubber.

Jun 25 2012 2:04PM

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thenightman

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Ridiculous

I use plan B as my condom.

Jun 25 2012 2:19PM

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Spaceberg

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Loner

I use safeway bags as my condom

Jun 26 2012 8:23PM

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whoa-dere

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Crazy Fool

i use your mom as my condomm

Jun 26 2012 9:00PM

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BrewskiJr

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No Life

Ribbed condoms suck..

Jun 26 2012 9:01PM

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Backyard.Skier

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No Life

i use saran wrap as my condom.

Jun 26 2012 9:02PM

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Panda_with_Guns

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abstinence is my condom.

ski trix is my alcohol

Jun 26 2012 10:17PM

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TNORTS

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Iluvskitrix

Jun 26 2012 10:21PM

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*Bird

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Insane

.

Jun 27 2012 12:19AM

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ForeverYung

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Crazy Fool

My condoms glow in the dark bitch

Jun 27 2012 12:21AM

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BlackCupid

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Insane

You say this as a joke, but saran wrap actually can be a very effective replacement if you can't get your hands on any real condoms. You just gotta make her to double or triple wrap it.

Jun 27 2012 12:24AM

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thenightman

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Ridiculous

the chances of me finishing with three layers of saran wrap on my dick are ~0.00%

Jun 27 2012 12:29AM

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BlackCupid

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Insane

You just gotta wrap it tight and hold it down with a rubber band. Like I said, it's not a bad alternative. Much better than trying to pull out.

Jun 27 2012 12:42AM

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Chubz.

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Crazy Fool

...who pulls out?

Jun 27 2012 12:44AM

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BlackCupid

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Insane

Pussies.

Jun 27 2012 12:45AM

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m-tang

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Loner

American Pie: Beta House

Jun 27 2012 12:46AM

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jameskiy

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Loner

i live in new zealand, and someone was talking about fucking goats, he said sheep were better than woman.

Jun 27 2012 4:02AM

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.Hugo.

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Post Whore

Well you don't have to listen to them talk, and if you don't call them they won't get mad. I can see it

Jun 27 2012 6:06AM

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B.Aussie

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I was waiting for someone to bring in NZ.

Jun 27 2012 10:57AM

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iSmokeweed

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who need to pull out when you have plan b???

Jun 27 2012 11:00AM

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Petersaurusrex

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Insane

I prefer coat hangers over condoms.

Jun 27 2012 11:38AM

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thenightman

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Ridiculous

bingo

Jun 27 2012 12:10PM

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Flacko

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Insane

i have latex and rubber allergies so...

Jun 27 2012 12:17PM

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yojimbo

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who needs condom when you have buttsecks? plus after your done you can have a nice tinkle in there too, make a nice soup.

Jun 27 2012 12:30PM

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Hatsnballs

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Insane

Jun 28 2012 8:03PM

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dmc12380

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i use snickers wrappers

Jun 28 2012 8:27PM

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DirtYStylE

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My back up is bubble wrap

Jun 28 2012 8:30PM

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SKI.ING

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They definitely still make those because a lot of people are allergic to latex used in most condoms. And I know you guys are joking, but Plan B is really unhealthy to use regularly. But if it's some wild one night stand then it serves it's purpose.

Jun 28 2012 8:36PM

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